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-Thirteen

"The woman stood firmly, her arms crossed over her overly large yet soft breasts. The man looked up at her, his eyes filled with an unrivaled passion as he reached up an squeezed those overly large-"

"Heike! Stop reading Erotica! You're giving Zed bad ideas!" Shi twitched as a familiar long fingered hand grasped her left breast.

Zed yelped as her foot connected with the side of his head, he went spiraling into a pile of cardboard boxes.

"Owww..." Zed whined.

" It's sensual art Minato-san, not erotica, would you like some tea?"

Shi moved her tea cup towards the man across the table, "Sure, why not?"

"Shi-chan~ Zeddy has a bruise! Kiss it better?"

Shi slammed the cup down, "Like hell you lecher!"

Heike watched as Shi stormed off again, and took a quiet sip of his tea

Zed pulled himself up out of the pile of boxes, rubbing the knot forming on the back of his head as he watched his girlfriend storm out the door.

"How has she been?"

Heike shifted his gaze to Zed, "She cries when she thinks no one is around to see or hear her."

Zed sighed, shifting so that he was cross-legged on the floor "She would have been better off with you."

Heike's eyes moved back to the empty chair, "Most likely."

"I should have turned her down."

Heike's eyes flashed with something akin to irritation, "If you had I would have found a way to destroy you for breaking her heart."

Zed sighed again, scratching the back of his head almost as if he hadn't heard Heike's response, "I guess I should catch up to her before she wanders off too far..."

Heike went back to reading his book, with another sip of tea.

Shi stormed down the street, frightening several passerby with that furious glare of hers.

Stupid Zed! I haven't gotten to talk to him or touch him in years and the moment he gets his body back he plans out a friggin orgy. Stupid bastard! Stupid Stupid Bastard!

Something latched onto Shi's shoulder and she immediately latched onto the hand and flipped the person over her head.

She found herself staring directly into the bright blue eyes of Zed.

"Oww... why are you always beating on me?" He shifted so that he could see under her skirt, "Not that I'm complaining, the view is great!"

"Bastard!" Shi's foot collided with his head again.

She stormed down the street and away from him, Zed jumped up again and followed after her, holding his now throbbing head.

"I was kidding babe!"

"Jackass."

"Shi!" He caught her wrist, spinning her around to face him, only to have his words catch in his throat.

Shi spun out of his grasp, but he was certain he had seen them, the tears forming in her eyes.

"Just go away Zed!"

Zed stood there for a moment, frozen by the sight he had just witnessed, he had never seen her cry before, and the violent squeezing of his heart informed him that it wasn't something he ever wanted to see her do again.

By the time he had regained the ability to breathe Shi had already disappeared around the corner.