With a fire in his stomach, Kyon became that equal to the DEATHSPLOSION.
The only problem was that the DEATHSPLOSION had fist made of ALL BEAR that could blow up ALL OF IT. Kyon then grabbed the BEARS with his face making his face TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.

Fistless, the DEATHSPLOSION used the only strategy it had left, absorbing the sun and then spinning so hard the universe became a dimensional tornado. Kyon's UNHANDLEABLE FACE blew up the sun TO PIECES before the DEATHSPLOSION could eat it. Despite how the earth then became a frozen waste land, Kyon was fine because of his BURNING PASSION BLOOD SOUL.

Realizing how boring it would be as the emperor of a frozen planet, Kyon tore out his soul, and punched it into the core of the earth, instantly unthawing it and burning the DEATHSPLOSION.

Then, all was fine, until he read the BOOK OF SAW POWER...