Chapter 2 is here people. Told you it would be soon. And sadly I and Fluffyball are hyper. But us hyper makes the story funnier.

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Last time

"Fine as long as they don't bother me." He grumbled. Rin clapped her hands excitedly while Kelsey and Rachel shared a knowing look.

"Good luck." They muttered. Sesshomaru overheard and thought 'Dear Kami I'm in for it now.'

Now

Kelsey and Rachel hooked arms and started skipping after Sesshomaru.

"Oh… we're off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of Oz. Because, because, because, because of all the wonderful things he's done." They sang happily. Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything.

"What did he do Rachel?" Kelsey asked.

"Well let's see. He invented sugar, coffee, chocolate, and everything that gets us hyper." She said cheerfully optimistic of the future.

"Good point. So…We're off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of Oz." The two girls began to sing again.

"Would you two humans shut up?" Jaken squawked.

"What's so bad to be a human you filthy toad? At least we don't look like an oversized piece of road kill." Rachel snapped.

"Yeah. Who's going to make us be quiet?" Kelsey retorted. She bobbed Jaken on the head leaving him lying in the road with eyes like this: . Rin laughed. Rachel picked up Rin before hooking arms with Kelsey and continued singing and skipping.

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"We're off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of Oz." Sesshomaru spun around and drew his sword.

"Enough." He ordered. "Cease this foolishness."

"Cease? What kind of word is cease?" Kelsey joked.

"A word that dumb people use to make themselves seem smarter." Rachel answered. Kelsey laughed before noticing the sword Sesshomaru held.

"I'm going to shut up now." She said.

"Oooh! Shiny!" Rachel exclaimed. "Can I hold it?"

"No." Came the emotionless answer as Sesshomaru put his sword away.

"Nooooooo! Where did shiny go?" Rachel cried. Kelsey yelled at Sesshomaru uncontrollably.

"How could you do that Fluffy? You're going to make her cry!" Sure enough Rachel started bawling. Rin patted her on the back awkwardly while Kelsey gave Sesshomaru the evil eye.

"Give her the sword Fluffball. You're only making it worse." Sesshomaru ignored Kelsey and announced "We'll stop and make camp here." Rachel continued crying while Kelsey murmured soothing words to her.

Kelsey stood up and walked over to Sesshomaru.

"Give me the sword." She ordered.

"No" Sesshomaru responded. Kelsey grabbed for the sword but her hand was pushed away.

"Give it to me Fluffy." She snarled. Sesshomaru walked past her towards where Ah Un was resting. Kelsey took this opportunity to grab the sword out of its sheath. She ran towards Rachel and placed the sword in her lap before Sesshomaru could catch her. Rachel latched onto the sword and hugged it tightly.

"Yay! Shiny's mine!" She cried out joyously. Kelsey looked up from her friend to see Sesshomaru standing over her furiously.

"Oh crap." Kelsey muttered "You're really tall." She backed away bumping into Jaken.

"Watch it onna." He screeched. Kelsey whacked him over the head with a stick leaving him unconscious.

"I'll be going now." She said standing up and taking off. Sesshomaru growled before using his inhuman speed to appear in front of her and dragged her back into the clearing. Rachel was swinging Sesshomaru's sword around while everyone backed away from the mad woman.

"Ow! Let me go you freak." Sesshomaru growled before throwing Kelsey almost directly on Rachel. Kelsey ducked to avoid the sword and said "Rachel put down the sword. We don't want anybody to get hurt." Rachel ignored her making Kelsey curse under her breath.

"I didn't want to resort to this." She growled.

"Rachel. OMFG. Eric's in a Speedo." Rachel screamed before dropping the sword, plopping onto the forest floor, and rocking back and forth.

"Kelsey-chan who's Eric?" Rin asked.

"Just a boy that I know." Kelsey replied.

"Kelsey's got a crush on him." Rachel added recovering from her brief trauma.

"I do not!" Kelsey yelled.

"Sure and George Washington wasn't our first president." Rachel retorted sharply.

"He wasn't?" Kelsey asked stupidly.

"Of course he was." Rachel shouted.

"Well sorry. Next time say something else would you." Kelsey remarked sarcastically.

"Would you two shut up?" Sesshomaru roared. (A/N: OMFG! Sesshomaru has emotion?)

"Yes mother." The two girls chorused under their breath. Sesshomaru growled. The two girls cautiously laid down and thought about the days to come. Rachel was thinking about her and Sesshomaru becoming mates and having a family while Kelsey was thinking desperately of escape plans.

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Finally! It's done. Let me tell you. When Fluffyball has chocolate she gets hyper and annoying. More will be posted soon. R&R!