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Chapter 2: Private Investigators
Finn and Jake were hanging around in their office, an old house located deep inside a cave. It was the perfect for a residence and a business office since it won't attract too much unwanted attention. Attention was never good for private investigators/ officers/ vigilantes that work covertly like them.
Finn stuffed the last piece of donut into his mouth, finishing it while laying on the sofa. The sofa was as hard as a rock, just like himself. He looked around and saw Jake staring at a picture of his dog family. Finn locked his mouth to stop himself from speaking. He knew Jake will always be slightly messed up after visiting his family's grave, so he decided to just shut up. Suddenly, a knock on the door was heard. Jake wiped a single tear that escaped his eye and looked out the window of the house. He saw some sort of purple lumpy blob desperately knocking on their door. When Finn opened the door, the lumpy blob rammed into their house. "Oh my glob! Please, officers! Help me! Somebody stole something very important to me!" she spoke hysterically. Afterwards, she started mumbling some ridiculous crap until Jake decided to bop her in the head as hard as he could. "Who stole it, Miss? Name that person!" Finn said to her which she responded with some faint 'Pete... Sassss...' before passing out. Finn turned to Jake and spoke, "Jake, why did you bop her like that? I could've gotten a name!". "What? No, man! You're only getting yourself bruises from her attacks in SUCH mental state. But we got some first clues though, right?" Jake responded.
Finn sighed and said, "Just inspect her. Find any other leads on this 'Pete' or any signs of physical damage caused by struggle...". Finn went to grab his gear while Jake inspected the unconscious lumpy female. Finn grabbed his backpack which contained nothing but BMO and his notepad. He also grabbed his sword that was made of grass which retracted into his arm. He went outside to see Jake shape shifting into a police car. Finn lifted the lumpy female and threw her into the trunk before entering in the driver's seat. He drove Jake off to the Candy Kingdom where they intend to leave her in a hospital before starting their investigation. "Jake, is she some sort of royalty? Cuz' she's got a royalty gem on her head..." he asked to Jake. Jake's face formed in front of his vehicle form and said, "I guess so. Maybe she's that irritating Princess from Lumpy Space!". They arrived later on at the kingdom, but instead of sending LSP to a hospital, she'll be left in Princess Bubblegum's bedroom. Jake stretched Finn to the window of the bedroom, where Finn simply threw in their burden.
As they were about to flee, PB came into the room and spotted Finn. She caught the sight of his eyes which stunned her for the moment, giving chance for them to flee. They came to the crime scene after laying low for a little while. They recognized it as a crime scene since Jake had found a key with a Best Hotels, Room 404 keychain on LSP. So there they were, looking for some more evidence there.
"Strange. This hotel doesn't provide room service for as long as I can remember..." Jake said when he inspected the tidy room. "Hold on. You stayed here before?" Finn asked when he noticed Jake's sudden statement. Jake nodded and pointed at bloodstains on the floor, under the table. "Look, dude. Blood. LSP had no single bruise on her..." Jake's sentence was cut off when Finn said, "...this must've been the thief's blood. BMO! Analyze these blood samples". BMO came out of Finn's backpack and took some blood samples for analysis. Finn put BMO back into his backpack before going downstairs with Jake to speak with the hotel's staffs.
"Whoever this 'Pete Sassss' is, his grave mistake was that he returned to clean the mess of his crimes during LSP was at our office but he injured himself in the process. Now we're gonna get him, but only if we knew where he went to after he returned here..." Finn thought to himself.