Conan/Shinichi's view on Kaishin/Kaicon fan fiction's

Dear Fan Fiction writers

I am not, and I repeat, not gay. How could anyone think that? Not to mention I'm a detective and he's a thief it would never happen, not to mention I don't like magicians and their magic; it's all just lies and misdirection used to trick their audience. I would never in my life no matter how charming he is date that thing.

By the way I'm in the body of a child why would Kid even... No... He would never touch me as a 7 year old even if we did have those feeling which we don't, it just wouldn't happen. Neither one of us has ever or will ever actually think about having sex with the other. No, just no I like Ran and always will so just stop pairing me with Kaito Kid.

Sincerely Conan Edogawa/Kudo Shinichi