I finally got to posting *wipes forehead* A huge blizzard just swept through, there's 13 inches of snow on the ground. Oh god, my mom's friend's power went out so my dad and I had to drive to get them and the wind was so strong our car was being pushed sidewaysas we drove. It was bad. The roads are crap. My connection was crappy, and I have been suffering from Hetalia withdrawal symptoms. I also have some sort of problem that results in me getting sick when the weather changes. It SUCKS. But enough about me we need to get to the story right? It's mostly all setting now, but the world meeting will b coming soon, I promise, I won't do ALL of the countries reactions. I wasn't really sure about these ones though, I lost the last bits of my ability to think an hour ago. Here's a hug thanks to

Silverclaw the Destined

Zinxeon

patchythepirate

HeyPoncho

Yaoi-Bitch

Saya Kurobara

vikingqueen41

Purplewolfy

Aichi-Sendou

The idiot with no name (I don't think you're an idiot though!)

Cami Boricua

Even bigger thanks go to

Anon007

AwesomenesIsMyName (You have the awesomeness of Prussia! YOu have the awesomeness of Prussia and Gilbird combined! You guessed the CMV! I'm not the only one who watches those! :D My mind is blown.)

NadiaSwift (I give you hug when I see you, promise!)

But by far the most supportive is (not including you NadiaSwift, i know you, so you can't count in this) is

IntraSule

I'm putting up poll! Who should be female, Japan or Greece? Please go to my profile page and vote!

Now, on with the fic!

(I have also edited the first chapter a bit, Italy calls Germany 'Luddy' and America and England are on first-name basis. That is all.)

Russia was not amused. Not in the least. Amused was the farthest thin from it. He wasn't mad though, not really. More confused over why there were large mounds attached to his chest when he woke up. They weren't that noticeable, because of the large coat he was wearing, but they were definitely there. His hair was much longer too, past his elbows. Walking over to the full-body mirror in the bathroom, Russia peered at his reflection. The lumps looked suspiciously like what Ukraine had, but definitely smaller. Tilting his head Russia thought for a moment. What had Ukraine called them? Oh, yes breasts. Russia wondered if he should get rid of them. After all, Ukraine was always crying about how hers got in the way. That was when Russia realized he didn't know how they got there in the first place. It was probably nothing. Shrugging, Russia walked down, and hearing some sort of disturbance, he walked into the kitchen.

"What's wrong, da?" Russia smiled, scaring Lithuania and Latvia who had been fussing over something.

"Mr. R-Russia!" Looking down at Latvia, Russia smiled.

"What's this Raivis, it seems you've gotten shorter, da?" Latvia squeaked in fear and flinched as Russia set his hand on Latvia's head, pushing down. Noticing something strange, Russia started poking at Latvia's chest. "You have them too, da?" Ravis opened his eyes a fraction and began to stammer out an apology.

"I-I'm sorry Mr. Russia it's just that I woke up and then they were there and I was a girl and I don't know so I told Toris and then..." Latvia trailed off as he took a proper look at Russia. "Mr. Russia you're a girl!" Looking down at himself Russia nodded.

"It seems I am. It looks as if we both are, da?" Standing up Russia looked towards Lithuania, who flinched in fear. "You are still a boy though, da?" Lithuania nodded and blurted out a confirmation.

"Yes Mr. Russia." That was when Latvia spoke up.

"Um.. Ms. Russia, what now?" Looking curiously at Latvia, Russia blinked.

"Ms. Russia?" Latvia began to blurt out apologies as Russia continued to stare at him. But before he could get far, the door opened, revealing a heavily bundled Estonia.

"Ah, Estonia!" Lithuania ran over to Estonia, grabbing the groceries out of his hands and setting them on the kitchen counter, rushing over again to help Estonia hang up his coat. As Lithuania was hanging up Estonia's coat, he noticed something. "Oh, you too Estonia?" Estonia looked confused, tilting his head questioningly at Lithuania.

"Me too?" Lithuania nodded, completely forgetting that Russia was a mere 10 feet away from him.

"Oh yes, Raivis and Mr. Russia have become girls as well." Lithuania was about to continue, but thankfully the phone rang loudly, interrupting him before he could get any further.

"Get the phone Toris." Lithuania silently thanked whoever was on the other end of the line as he picked up the phone.

"Hello?" Behind Lithuania Russia had resumed poking Latvia's chest curiously while Estonia was putting away groceries, occasionally glancing back to make sure everything was alright. "Oh, good morning Germany, do you need anything? Not to rush you but we have a bit of a problem..." He looked back at Russia, whose constant poking seemed to be putting Latvia on the verge of tears. "Oh! How did you know?... You and England too?... Alright I'll tell Mr. Russia. Thank You, Goodbye."

"Who was that, Toris?" Russia looked up from Latvia, not stopping in his poking. Latvia whimpered softly and looked up as well.

"Other countries have been changing genders as well. Germany has called a World Meeting." Russia nodded and stood up.

"Let us go." Walking over to the door Russia reached for the door handle, pausing for a second before stepping out. "This time Raivis and will come too, da?" Latvia and Estonia blinked in surprise before springing into action, grabbing their coats and heading out the door after Russia, Lithuania helping Latvia along the way. Lithuania sighed softly, hoping Russia wasn't too mad. One could never tell with that country.

"Mon Mathieu!" Canada was jolted out of his dreams by France's voice, startled for a moment, before he remembered that France had invited himself over. Running a hand through his hair, Mathew fumbled for his glasses, rubbing his eyes sleepily as he sat up in his bed.

"Coming, papa." Wincing at the cold floor, Canada began to head towards his guest room, still half asleep.

"Mathieu, come quickly, venir sur!" Mathew walked a little faster, opening the door and peering inside.

"What is it, papa?" Canada peered at France, confused at what he was supposed to be seeing.

"Mon Mathieu, you too?" Canada blinked in confusion, Frances image blurred. "You look so cute as a fille, Mathieu!" Canada frowned at France's words. He wasn't a girl! Setting the glasses on his face, Canada glared at France.

"Papa! I am not a woman..." Canada's voice trailed off he stared at France. Squeaking Canada covered his eyes, turning around quickly. "I'm sorry!" France just laughed.

"AHONHONHONHON! Iz mon Mathieu really zo innozent? 'az mon Mathieu never zeen a woman'z body before?" Canada blushed deeply.

"Of course I haven't! S'il vous plait, papa, put some clothes on." Canada begged France, hearing his snickers at Canada's obvious distress. France was still wearing what he had gone to sleep in, boxers. Which wasn't necessarily the problem. Canada slept in boxers as well. The problem was France was no longer a man. And the fact that didn't have the decency to cover up.

"AHONHONONHONHON, I zink I razer like being a fille, no?" Canada decided he did not like the way this morning was turning out. After all, his aspiration in life was never to see his papa turned into a girl and on top of that see him half naked, so he got rid of it the fastest way he could. He fainted. Promptly. France stared curiously as Canada slumped to the ground. Crawling over the bed he leaned over, poking Canada's cheek to make sure he was really out. Sighing when there was no response, France sat back an ran a hand through his hair. Deciding he liked the feel of it, he did it a couple more times, and probably would have continued if the phone hadn't rang. Leaning over, France picked the phone off of the cradle and held it up to his ear.

"'ello?" France paused as the voice on the other side of the phone continued to speak. "Of courze, I'll tell 'im when 'e wakez up, Zank you Germany." Rolling over France decided that as soon as he saw England, the first thing he would o would be to choke the life out of him. After all, these sort of things should come with warnings, shouldn't they?