I didn't need to wait until today to post this, but I had to. Because...TODAY is the amazingly epic Pip the Dark Lord of All's fanfiction anniversary! She's been alive on here a whole year now! :D Everyone, wish her an insanely awesome anniversary in your review, because she deserves it! Also go check out her self-present, titled The Fellowship Reads My Fanfiction.

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And now...go ahead and read the next insane chapter. Please don't die. (Of laughter.)

Elladan and Elrohir hid in their little sister's room, gasping.

"I can't believe Glorfindel killed his sister!" Elrohir exclaimed, but very sneakily and quietly, because he didn't want anyone to hear him.

"It was an accident," Elladan reminded him.

"But still!" Elrohir put his hands on his hips. "We need to go tell Ada."

"But Ada's mind has been wiped too, remember?" Elladan said.

"Oh yeah. Well, let's go tell him anyways."

"All right."

The twins headed for the door, but just then they heard the door open. They looked at each other in a panic, then whirled around, dashing over the wardrobe and hiding behind it.

Arwen walked into the room, then went and sat on her bed.

The twins sighed, relieved, then headed for the door.

"Hey!" Arwen said. "What are you doing in here?"

Elladan and Elrohir rolled their eyes. "We're hiding from Erestor and Glorfindel, duhhhh," Elrohir said.

"Yeah, Glorfindel killed his sister and they didn't want it to get out so now they're trying to kill us," Elladan added.

Arwen snorted. "Sure." She picked up the remote and turned her TV on.

"Ooh!" Elrohir exclaimed. "Are you going to watch Thranduil: The Movie(A Lamentable Tragedie)? I heard it just came out on DVD Blu-Ray VCR Extended Edition High Quality Special Features Two-Disc Boxed Set Digital HD Ultraviolet ABC 123 etc., etc., etc.!"

"Nope," said Arwen. She turned on the DVD player. "I'm going to watch Tangled." Her brothers groaned. Arwen threw the remote at them. Elladan caught the remote and ate it. Arwen pulled out another remote and pressed play.

Elladan and Elrohir left.

"Okay, where would Ada be this time of day?" Elladan wondered.

"In a council meeting," Elrohir said.

"Right."

They went to the council meeting and went inside. Lord Elrond was sitting at the head of the table, his head on the table.

"Well," said a boring adviser. "Who votes on getting the purple tapestries? All in favor, say aye."

"Aye," said the one other person who was still awake.

The boring adviser looked around. "All opposed?"

Everyone snored.

"Ada!" Elrohir exclaimed.

Elrond sat up and smiled innocently. "I was awake this whole time, I was just meditating."

Erestor was standing creepily in the corner.

"Ada!" Elrohir continued. "We have something super duper important to tell you! The fate of Middle Earth may be at stake!"

"You said that last time," one of the boring advisers said. "When someone stepped on a flower in the garden."

"Shush, I want an excuse to get out of here anyway," Elrond said.

The adviser shushed.

"Council adjourned," Elrond said happily.

Everyone left.

"So what did you want to tell me?" Elrond asked.

Elrohir and Elladan looked around. They didn't see Erestor still standing in the corner, so they both leaned toward Elrond and whispered, "Glorfindel accidentally strangled and/or hung his sister by her own hair."

"Oh, that's all?" said Elrond.

"Yup," said the twins.

"Oh. Okay." Elrond sat down. "I'll decide what to do after I take a nap, all right?"

"Fine," said the twins.

"Erestor, come here, I need you to guard me while I sleep," Elrond ordered.

"Bye," said the twins.

Erestor stalked over to the table and guarded Elrond.

The twins left.

They went down the hallway and then stopped at Erestor's chambers.

"Say…" said Elrohir. "Do you suppose Erestor has anything we can use to blackmail him?"

"Well, he's not around, it wouldn't hurt to check!" Elladan said with an evil grin, and so the twins went into Erestor's room.

They didn't find anything they could use to blackmail Erestor. Actually, the only things in the entire room was a desk, a bed, and a chair. Oh, and three pieces of paper arranged very organizedly on the desk.

So they went over to the closet.

Elladan paused. "Do you really think we should check the closet? Remember what happened last time we looked in someone's closet?"

"Of course I do." Elrohir suddenly gasped. "Hey! Do you think there's a skeleton in Erestor's closet too? Maybe we could use that to blackmail him!"

"Why would we even want to blackmail Erestor?" Elladan said.

"So he can convince Ada that lounging around all day and eating ice cream is healthy for us," said Elrohir.

"Right. Let's check the closet."

They opened the closet.

This time, when a skeleton fell out on top of them, they didn't faint.

But when the carpet behind the skeleton fell on top of them, then they fainted.

"I thought you were supposed to be babysitting Elrond while he slept," Glorfindel said.

"Nope." Erestor scribbled in his notebook. "When I received the alert that someone had broken into my room, I punched Elrond to make sure he wouldn't wake up and then I came here immediately."

Glorfindel poked the unconscious twins in their noses. "Boop," he said.

"Stop booping them, Glorfindel," Erestor said. He wrote something else and then put his notebook in his pocket. "All right, we need to drag them to the river after we punch them dead and then –"

"GAHHH," said Elladan, sitting up.

Erestor screamed and punched him.

Elladan flopped over and passed out.

"Why'd you do that?!" Glorfindel exclaimed.

"Because," said Erestor.

"That's not a good reason," Glorfindel said.

"Whatever." Erestor pulled out his notebook and wrote something else. "All right, let's take them to the river."

Glorfindel sighed. "I just can't drown them, they're too cute."

"They're not cute!" Erestor exclaimed. "They're conniving little sneaksters! Look, now they found my sister!"

"Oh, don't worry, they won't tell anyone," Glorfindel said.

"You can't say that," Erestor said.

"Yes, I can," Glorfindel said confusedly. "I just did."

Erestor sighed heavily. "Glorfindel, you're such a moron."

"Thanks!" Glorfindel beamed. "That was a compliment, right?"

"Pff. Of course it was." Erestor put his notebook away again.

"ADAAAAAAAAA!" Elrohir screamed, sitting up and screaming. Then he screamed again.

Erestor drew his fist back to punch him, but Elrohir hid behind Glorfindel. Erestor ran around Glorfindel to punch him, but Elrohir ran away from him and around Glorfindel.

Glorfindel just stood there while Erestor chased Elrohir around him; Elrohir screaming like a maniac while Erestor was silent and deadly as he chased with his fist raised in the air.

Finally Glorfindel got tired of them doing that. He picked them both up and then set them on the floor.

Erestor glowered at him.

"Sorry," Glorfindel said. "But that was annoying. Just stop trying to punch people."

"No," said Erestor stubbornly.

Elladan woke up.

"So whose skeleton is that?" Elrohir asked, pointing at the skeleton on the floor. This one had hair just like the other one did, but it was midnight black…just like Erestor's hair.

"It's Erestor's sister," Glorfindel said.

"Ohhhhhh," said Elrohir.

Erestor raised a fist threateningly at Elladan and the older twin fainted again.

"Does that mean Erestor killed his sister?" Elrohir asked.

"No," Erestor snorted. "I accidentally smothered her in that carpet." He pointed at the carpet beside the skeleton.

The carpet waved.

"Stop," said Erestor. "You're not supposed to be animated, you'll give it all away."

Sorry, said the carpet, and stopped waving.

"This is all so weird," Elrohir said.

"Ikr," Glorfindel agreed.

Erestor threw something at him. "Don't talk in texting speech, it doesn't even make sense."

"Same 2U," Glorfindel said.

"Stoppppppppp!" Erestor said.

"W8, jk," said Glorfindel.

Erestor hit his head against the wall.

"Hey," Glorfindel said. "They got away."

Erestor looked at the twins.

They weren't there.

"Glorfindel," said Erestor. "You let them get away again, you dunce."

"Oops," Glorfindel said.

Erestor went over to the closet and took out a weird-looking lamp. He sat down next to the black-haired skeleton and the pretending-to-not-be-animated carpet.

Then he rubbed the lamp.

Smoke came out of the lamp and turned into this weird floaty shimmery jangly fatty legless guy.

"Hello there!" said the floaty legless guy cheerfully. His lower half was still smoke and it was going inside the lamp.

"Stop being cheerful," Erestor said gloomily.

The floaty legless guy stopped being cheerful.

Erestor scowled happily. "Good. I wish I knew where Elladan and Elrohir were going next."

"Uh…I can't see into the future," said the floaty legless guy. "Can you wish something else?"

Erestor shook the lamp and made the floaty legless guy jiggle. "You're supposed to be able to do anything!"

"Well, I can't," the floaty legless guy said.

"Can you kill Elladan and Elrohir and throw them in the river for us?" Erestor asked hopefully and maliciously.

"No," said the floaty legless guy. "I can't kill anyone, sorry. You should know the rules, your sister was the one who used to –"

"Right then, you're useless." Erestor shoved the floaty legless guy back into the lamp, then tossed it back into the closet along with the still-pretending-to-not-be-animated carpet and the black-haired skeleton.

"Now what?" asked Glorfindel.

Erestor stood up and started toward the door. "Now…" he said dramatically. "…We find the twins and wipe their minds of the truth."

"And my sister," Glorfindel said. "We have to wipe my sister from their minds too."

"Duh, that's part of the truth," Erestor said, not-smacking him.

"Oh, right. Just making sure."

Erestor whacked him with the notebook. Then, he and Glorfindel went out of Erestor's rooms and started looking for the twins.

And here is where I thank the most fabulous Sixty-four K for making this chapter go smoothly and fabulously. Thank you so much for managing to take the time to read over this and correct my mistakes before I posted it. *offers donuts*