Chapter 2!!!!!!!!!Things That Should Have Happened To Malon!!!!!!!
A/N: Very short because Malon isn't in Zelda a lot.
BTW: TTSHHTM stands 4 Things That Should Have Happened To Malon
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. I do, however, own my diary, and this fic. Oh, and I own my Shakira CD
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TTSHHTM # 1
(When Link meets Malon at Hyrule Castle)
Malon: Oooooo. .Oooooo Oooooo-ooooooo…..
Link: (hands over ears) …aren't you supposed to be telling me to wake up your dad?
Malon: (oblivious) Oooooooo..oooooo-oooooo….
Link: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!(takes out sword and cuts off Malon's arm, but is stopped by her dad before he can actually kill her)
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TTSHHTM # 2:
(Lon Lon Ranch)
Malon: I think she likes you, fairy boy!!!!!!
Link: Fairy boy? Fairy boy? SIC 'ER, EPONA!!!!!
Epona: Neigh!!!( starts to kick Malon VERY hard)
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TTSHHTM #3
(At Lon Lon Ranch wgen Link is older)
Malon: Oh, hello Fairy boy!!!!! Ingo has been treating me so badly, and he's benn beating the horses…
Link: Well, you deserve it, but the horses don't….
Malon: WHAT??!?!?!?!
Link: ….Erm…BYE! (jumps on Epona, and rides out, running over Malon)
Out side the ranch, Link finds me (again) with a box of Fruity Pebbles in my hand…
Me: Hi Link!!!!! Did you get rid of….her?
Link: (drooling) …yeah…can I have my Fruity Pebbles now?
Me: ….um….yes, when we get back to your house, and only if you share with Navi and me!!!!
Navi: ….mmmmmmm……Fruity Pebbles……
And Me, Link, and Navi went to Link's House, had Fruity Pebbles, and played by Shakira CD (my idea ^_^)
POLL:
What do you think of this series?
A: THESE ARE SO GOOD!!!!!!MAKE ONE ABOUT RUTO
PLEEEEEEAAASE?
B: THEY'RE GOOD!!!!
C: They're all right…
D: I HATE THEM!!!!STOP WRITING NOW!!!
Please put your answer in your review!!!!~Artemis
A/N: Very short because Malon isn't in Zelda a lot.
BTW: TTSHHTM stands 4 Things That Should Have Happened To Malon
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. I do, however, own my diary, and this fic. Oh, and I own my Shakira CD
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TTSHHTM # 1
(When Link meets Malon at Hyrule Castle)
Malon: Oooooo. .Oooooo Oooooo-ooooooo…..
Link: (hands over ears) …aren't you supposed to be telling me to wake up your dad?
Malon: (oblivious) Oooooooo..oooooo-oooooo….
Link: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!(takes out sword and cuts off Malon's arm, but is stopped by her dad before he can actually kill her)
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TTSHHTM # 2:
(Lon Lon Ranch)
Malon: I think she likes you, fairy boy!!!!!!
Link: Fairy boy? Fairy boy? SIC 'ER, EPONA!!!!!
Epona: Neigh!!!( starts to kick Malon VERY hard)
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TTSHHTM #3
(At Lon Lon Ranch wgen Link is older)
Malon: Oh, hello Fairy boy!!!!! Ingo has been treating me so badly, and he's benn beating the horses…
Link: Well, you deserve it, but the horses don't….
Malon: WHAT??!?!?!?!
Link: ….Erm…BYE! (jumps on Epona, and rides out, running over Malon)
Out side the ranch, Link finds me (again) with a box of Fruity Pebbles in my hand…
Me: Hi Link!!!!! Did you get rid of….her?
Link: (drooling) …yeah…can I have my Fruity Pebbles now?
Me: ….um….yes, when we get back to your house, and only if you share with Navi and me!!!!
Navi: ….mmmmmmm……Fruity Pebbles……
And Me, Link, and Navi went to Link's House, had Fruity Pebbles, and played by Shakira CD (my idea ^_^)
POLL:
What do you think of this series?
A: THESE ARE SO GOOD!!!!!!MAKE ONE ABOUT RUTO
PLEEEEEEAAASE?
B: THEY'RE GOOD!!!!
C: They're all right…
D: I HATE THEM!!!!STOP WRITING NOW!!!
Please put your answer in your review!!!!~Artemis