21. No sugar.
(You will be stuck chasing an absolutely-out-of-her-gourd Foxy around.)
(Ratchet: It's nowhere near as entertaining as it sounds. I can only fathom the havoc she could create if we were on the mainland and she escaped.)
(Not to mention that you'd have probably found her napping in one of those cloth awnings over a little corner deli in Detroit. XD)
22. Foxy can and will curse you out in four different languages not counting English or Cybertronian if you make her angry.
(Foxy: *grins* Spanish, German, Japanese, and Italian. If you're a human, you've got it slightly better then the 'Bots. The blissful ignorance is a wonderful thing. Not so much when they can translate everything you're saying thanks to the Internet.)
(Prowl: That wouldn't happen to be the reason why you called me a 'black and white pile of pig feces', would it?)
(Foxy: Because you pissed me off? Absolutely the reason.)
23. Don't trigger Prowl's glitch.
(Foxy: XD Let's count the ways. *pauses* On second thought, there's too many to count.)
(Prowl: Actually, there are two thousand four hundred and forty-three ways to trigger my glitch. Many of them pertain to the twins.)
(Foxy: Wow.)
24. Don't tease Foxy about being a 'pleasure femme'. She will show you no mercy.
(Foxy: It irritates me, even if it's harmless teasing, okay?! Sides did it, saying that I'd interface with everyone except him, and I promptly lost my shit. Ratchet needed to reattach his glossa. And most of his face.)
25. Do give Foxy snuggles if she's depressed.
(Foxy: Nothing works better then a good snuggle. Remember Rule 18 though. Only on my own time. XD)
26. Do play music according to each 'Bot's tastes.
(Foxy: There's stuff each of them like, and stuff they don't like. Ratchet goes for stuff like The Eagles and Billy Joel, Barriade likes grungy rock, Ironhide likes grungy rock and a little country here and there. Hound adores country, Bossbot prefers classical with a pinch of Metallica (One of their songs is called 'Orion', it's an instrumental), Jazz'll listen to just about anything even if he prefers hip hop, pop, rap, and of course jazz music. XD Bee's the same way as Jazz, he'll listen to just about anything but seems to gravitate towards the newer stuff, Sides likes anything with a good beat, Sunny likes anything he can flaunt himself to (XD), and Blue loves The Beatles. Lastly, the one some of you are waiting for... Me. In all honesty, I'll listen to anything if it's got a good beat and if it fits my mood. For example, I tend to use Nickelback for my cleaning needs, newer stuff for dancing, and country for long drives. ^^)
27. If you sing 'It's a Small World', you've been forewarned.
(Foxy: Sides learned this the hard way.)
(Sides: Ratchet still hasn't reattached my interfacing equipment! He says that you taught me a lesson!)
(Foxy: Good. I'll do it again if you play the song again. Trust me Sides, I'm definitely telling the readers this story.)
28. Don't taunt Ratchet if he throws a wrench at you and misses because you ducked. He'll throw another one, and make sure he doesn't miss.
(Foxy: I like to metaphorically poke the sleeping tiger. A lot. XD That includes constantly bringing up the fact that he's missed me three times.)
(Ratchet: *standing behind Foxy with a wrench* I have yet to miss you a fourth time, Foxy. Would you like to try again?)
(Foxy: No, not really. I still need to type up these rules as punishment for calling Prowl a black-and-white pile of pig shit. Oops.)
29. Don't touch Foxy's horse unless you want to lose a hand/servo.
(Foxy: Anybody seen Lord of The Rings? Yeah, my stuffed horse is my precious. Touch the Precious, and you'll wish you hadn't gone on that adventure. I promise you.)
30. Foxy has very sharp claws in the backs of her servos. She will not hesitate to use them.
(Foxy: This is how I severed Sides' interfacing equipment in Rule 27. *evil grin* He knows now not to underestimate me. As do the 'Cons. Yet, both parties still do.)
31. You will be kicked if you so much as brush against Foxy's feet.
(Foxy: Tickle fights turn into 'dodge the flying feet of fury' the minute you dare tickle my feet. I'm seriously ticklish there.)
32. If Foxy acts in any way 'Normal', be concerned. If she's quiet, she's doing something she shouldn't be and KNOWS she shouldn't be doing it. If she's stressed, alert Ratchet.
(A de-stressor in the form of a giant, lime-green medic. XD)
33. Don't tease Ironhide about playing with Annabelle.
(Foxy: It's really cute to watch him 'flee' from the 'fearsome dinosaur'. ^^ It wasn't me who did the teasing, because I like life. Sides, however, doesn't. He was in the medbay for five months after Optimus pulled 'Hide off him.)
34. Don't turn your comlink off unless it's an absolute emergency.
(Foxy: I just needed some time to think was all! I didn't know they'd go batshit when they got the ping that my comlink was off!)
35. Don't call Foxy 'four eyes'. She'll use her hologram system to show you the literal meaning of the term.
(Foxy: Giant horror-movie monster with four eyes that looks like Jabba the Hutt? That's what you'll get if you tease me about wearing glasses. It's not pretty.)
36. Do not call Foxy a 'useless child'. You will have a pair of attack mechs on your aft.
(Foxy: One word. Simmons. The bugger-fuck decided to tell it like he thinks it is. My two favorite mechs just so happened to be in hearing distance. I've never gotten so much joy from seeing Bumblebee and Jazz chasing Simmons in their vehicle modes. XD Why, you ask? Well, they chased him directly off base, and onto a busy road. They finally let up four hours later.)
37. Do pet Foxy as you would a cat. She purrs!
(Foxy: I do indeed. Bee loves it. ^^)
38. Don't go around asking the 'Bots if they purr.
(Foxy: I was curious. XD Bee's already purred before, Barricade has too, and Jazz growls, so I think he'd purr too. I didn't know if any of the others did, so I asked. Specifically, I asked Ratchet, Prowl, and Optimus. Optimus had somewhere he needed to be, Prowl glitched, and Ratchet doesn't know. XD He says he's never tried. I didn't ask Ironhide because I don't feel like being a crater in the ground.)
39. Don't tease Ironhide about Foxy's rawhide bone.
(Foxy: I've got a fox form that I use to go undercover sometimes, and a rawhide bone really helps in certain situations. Anyway, I was talking over the comlink with Jazz, commented on it, and he started laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and here he thought I was chewing on a, and I quote, 'Raw Ironhide'. XD I asked him what the hell he was talking about, then I remembered that Ironhide's nickname is... 'Hide. XD When said mech found out... he was less-then-pleased. XD)
40. Do not tease Foxy about her fox form's sweaters.
(Foxy: One of my undercover missions was to get into the Witwicky house, and my cover was as Sam's new pet. Judy got me bling (Which I can live with), but she also said that I needed sweaters, since it was cold. I've got a pile of fur thicker then a shag rug that coats my entire body, not to mention an abundance of it on my tail. -_- Besides the point. You decide to taunt, I decide to make your foot into a chew toy.)
Really sorry, guys! I thought I'd have it up, but it's a REEEAAAAALLLLY long first chapter... actually, all of them are. XD I'll see what I can do about putting it up tonight, no promises though. Also, a big thank you to Fizzy21Cola and Katanna Cain for favoriting! :D I hope you guys like this one!