One fine day in wherever the Power Ranger Samurai are (I really don't know) a bunch of Moogers with a Nighlok jumped out of the ground at Rush Hour and rushed forward when suddenly a large green portal opened above them and out came two humans and their bikes. The male of the pair looked up in confusion as two Nighlok attacked him with swords, suddenly he held out both his gloved hands out to stop the swords which slashed the gloves but struck the metal underneath causing the creatures to scream in pain as energy soared into them causing both to fall back and explode.

The monster said "Did those Samurai gain new friends?" out loud which caused the man (James Cale) to say "Only if they are allies of good men and justice. If not they shall go down. Rebecca ready to fight?"

She then said "When you get off my leg." Getting off he hugged the woman as he brought her up.

"Enough, lets fight!" Said the monster.

"Monster, I would give you some lessons in grammar, but I must destroy you." Said Cale who then ripped off his gloves and made his transformation pose and then finished it. Immediately his belt formed sending thousands of volts around creating the armor while Rebecca swirled around.

The area around their waist flashed revealing a belt on each, then the belts flashed sending out thousands of volts of electricity causing all electronic devices to fail and a electric wave to strike the beast who blinded and hurt turned away. The two cyborgs skins burned off revealing the cyborg parts which sent out a goo like substance covering them until it broke open revealing Kamen Rider Stronger and Electro human Tackle.

Kamen Rider Stronger then said "The Heavens call, the people call, and the Earth cries out! They call on us to defeat evil for I am Stronger, Kamen Rider Stronger!" "And I am Electric Human Tackle!" Cried Tackle.

"What!" Yelled the fiend who now looked nervous as energy spurted from Stronger's Back causing a show. He then took out his anti-Ranger weapon, a device known as the absorber it took energy attacks and sent it back to the user. Aiming it he was surprised to see the two targets were missing, looking around he then heard an electric crackle along with a pair of voices saying "Double Electro-Drill Kick!" Looking up the monster only had time to say "Oh." as the drill struck his weapon causing it to explode.

The monster afraid of the duo said "I'm outta here! I'll be back!" he was hurt in the leg and thus comically skipped slowly away.

"And we'll be waiting!" The two cried as they looked for things to throw like Ford Pintos, reporters*, coal dust**, or Margarine*** when the monster stopped in alarm as Tackle was pouring Margarine into a bottle and lighting a match.

Then their opponent had an awful idea and screamed (worringly) like a woman "OH MY GOD, ITS A BEETLE NIGHLOK WITH ITS GIRLFRIEND!" and ran away while the Moogers surrounded them like they were serving them. Then it threw out a bunch of electrical tentacles knoking the witnesses out and leapt into a river by the side of the highway. Due to some law of the universe the Five Samurai came onto the scene and Jayden the Red Ranger said "Prepare to die Nighlok!"

Stronger sighed and said to Tackle "Why us?" Tackle said "The monster had some intelligence, not SHOCKER level intelligence but intelligence nonetheless.

The two then smiled and walked forward while the Moogers got slaughtered by the Rangers.

"Done with your games?" Asked Stronger.

"This isn't a game!" Insisted Jayden.

"Really? I thought murdering innocent goons was a great game this summer, no I knew that you blazing moron!" yelled Stronger.

"Innocent Goons? Your going down!" The Rangers rushed forward as Tackle threw her homemade Margarine 'molotov cocktails' at them, the Rangers leapt back as the flames rose up.

"What in hell?" Jayden said as Stronger and Tackle took out coal dust and poured them into grenades which then flew at the Rangers, the explosions then sent the Rangers flying.

Stronger and Tackle then leapt over the flames and charged into the attack as they kicked, punched, and slapped the Rangers, it was a light attack only meant to stop the Rangers but that changed as Jayden managed to send Stronger flying into a new clean coal powered cargo ship carrying coal, margarine, and fuel oil. The expolsion sent Stronger on top of Green and Blue Rangers crushing them comically.

Getting up Stronger shook his head as Tackle used the distraction to take out a machine pistol in her bike, the heavy duty MP-12****, aiming from her hip she unleashed a stream of hyper-velocity 9mm slugs which exploded on the Rangers causing them to duck as Tackle replaced the 100 round drum magazine. Then Stronger then saw Jayden preparing his Fire Smasher and decided to fix the issue.

He leapt into the air and made a kick as he cried out "STRONGER DEN KICK!" the energy kick struck the Rangers stomach causing him to fly and Stronger landed gracefully, the two female Rangers prepared their attacks when he then struck both hands together causing sparks to fly as he rammed a fist into the ground with a cry of "ELECTRO FIRE!" Two lines of energy flew out and struck the Rangers causing them to fall.

Stronger and Tackle looked at each other and they then ran to their bikes and drove away while everybody was out.

*A reporter once made fun of Tackle in a way that cannot be written in anything but a T to M fic, thus Tackle and Stronger eagerly like to torment them.

**True fact, compressed coal dust mixed with oxygen and a spark can do a lot of damage, for instance it is believed to have sunk the SS Lusitania in 1916 in a huge explosion.

***A Terrifying fact of life is that a few packs of the butter alternative can burn as brightly as a 33,000 galoon petrol tanker as shown in Mont Blanc when on March 24th, 1999 a truck carrying flour and margarine caught fire and was abandoned causing the deaths of 35 people from the heat and smoke created by the margarine which burned for two days.

****A machine pistol designed to kill SHOCKER era (10 years before) Kaijin. Partially succesful but was produced in numbers by 100 countries for many years ensuring a long life span. Carries 30, 60, and 100 round magazines.