CHAPTER TWO

Yes, there is a Chapter Two.

On the beach of The Destiny Islands, where Sora lay in the sand in a crying heap of misery and despair, the air over the ocean began to warp.

Distracted from his self-hate, Sora stopped sobbing to look at the spacial disturbance.

The space before his eyes exploded like glass and somehow physically fell into the ocean below. Two people jumped out of the swirling void left over the ocean and landed in front of Sora.

Sora rubbed his eyes in confusion as his Lightning-induced state of arousal completely diminished.

The left of the two people was a fairly muscular and imposing youth wearing a mostly blue spandex outfit with a red belt, flowing red cape, and a bizzare yellow and red chest emblem that Sora couldn't identify. The other person that jumped out of the broken space-time window was a short, bald, and curiously bland individual that lacked presense.

"What the hell, Superboy Prime!?" the bald kid shouted at the other. "You've been punching us through dozens of realities at this point! This has to be number forty by now!"

The one with the cape called Superboy Prime turned to face the bald one.

"Shut the fuck up, Pizzan!" Superboy Prime shouted. "You're the one who wanted to bang this Claire chick! You asked ME to punch through realities until we found one where this Claire person is!"

Pizzan scowled at Superboy Prime and kicked a seashell out of frustration.

"Shit, man," Pizzan grumbled. "It-it's just that I know she's out there, somewhere, man. I've been a virgin for so long that I just know... it has to be her... I just gotta make love to Claire."

Superboy Prime put a hand on Pizzan's shoulder.

"We're staying the course, dude," he said comfortingly. "When you find her, it'll all be worth it. I promise, dude. Like destiny."

Pizzan looked up at the emerging stars of the night and grinned.

"Yeah," Pizzan said wistfully. "Like destiny."

Superboy then turned his attention to Sora, who was sitting there on the beach and his face lit up.

"YOU!" he yelled as he sped towards Sora and lifted him off of the ground by his neck. "I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE LIGHTNING IS! YOU JUST FUCKED HER!"

"He just fucked her!?" Pizzan asked angrily.

"HE JUST FUCKED HER!" Superboy Prime replied.

Superboy Prime released his grip on Sora's throat, who then fell to the sand gasping for breath.

"We're on the right track, Pizzan," Superboy Prime exclaimed. "I think this next dimension is the one! You're gonna find this bitch, then fuck her and cum the fuck all over her shit dude. LET'S GO!"

He then reeled back then punched another hole in reality and threw Pizzan into it.

"Now, then," Superboy Prime uttered before turning his attention to Sora. His eyes lit up crimson before two laser beams blasted holes through Sora's face and continued towards the town behind him before blowing up everything and everyone on the island.

Satisfied at the fiery apocalypse on Destiny Islands, Superboy Prime jumped into the hole in reality after Pizzan, knowing that they would find Lightning, and that Pizzan would finally find release from his eternal suffering.

END