Number 2: I hate Channel 4.
I was watching Channel 11 until Richard walked in. Then he changed the channel to 4. The Disney channel. Goddammit, Richard! It's your favorite TV program, but I can't stand it. Either way, I sit while I watch the television. I'm going to stand up and walk out of the room instead. I walked outside of the house to find a man smoking. As I walked past him, he threw a box at me and told me to take it because I would need one too. Hell no, I don't, I say to him. I threw it at the neighbor's open window where a girl was playing, none other than, the notorious, Toontown! Thank you, she says. Never mind, I say to the smoking man. Drugs just aren't for me, we all know. I come back in to the house. Richard says to me, the party don't start till he walk in. I'm mad. So I tell him, go find yourself a good show, or go fuck yourself in hell. He gets off the couch and outside, like myself earlier. Now Kesha is on the TV, with her drunk bitch song about time. That's what Richard was talking about. Twenty minutes later I find Richard with a weed caught in his tongue. The only problem was, that he left the house at 4 PM. We all know what time it is now. He said he can't get the weed out of his mouth. And, as if he had not found a good show, I tell him that he can fellatio to get it out. Then he can at least fulfill what I wanted him done. When I finally turned back to Channel 11, the channel had a fire alarm interrupt the show. A fire in the county had just occurred from a kitchen pot. And I don't believe it was a house fire. I think it was a pot called marijuana that caused fire. It turns out, this was Channel 7, because Richard took off four from eleven. What a dufus!