Quint's Terror Tale

The Crazy Porsche Crash Pit

It all started when i was human... i was with my good friend J.B. we were searching the woods one night after a long day for treasure when we suddenly i tripped over something... i picked it up and it was a rock for some reason i exclaimed

"WHAT IS THIS EVEN DOING HERE!?"

i threw it into the fog and suddenly i heard a metal clank! i though it was my garage door when i ran towards the direction in which i threw the rock. but it was not what i thought it was but i came over a treasured blue Porsche and it was unlocked. i gasped and said

"Hey... J.B... think'in what im think'in?"

he replied

"Crash Pit?"

I exclaimed

"YEAH BABY!"

3 months earlier... lets take a flash back to that time!

"Yeah!" J.B exclaimed as he put the RV into drive and he jumped out the door as it rushed into the distance.

i drove the golf cart to him and said

"let's hurry down there!"

we suddenly got there barely before the RV rushed off the ramp and into a giant pit with spikes in the bottom of it with a bunch of scrap metal and toxic radioactivity acid filled barrels.

we cheered as we saw the RV explode

"CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!"

and back to when we found the Porsche we had our idea set!

I grabbed the handle and tried to open the Porsche we sat there for about 12 minutes grunting and attempting to get inside the rad ride when suddenly the door finally flung open with a big heave!

purple fog emitted from the ac and we wondered what it was as we got inside. we began driving to my friends place to show him the ride of our crash pit history when suddenly we saw the purple smoke emit from the ac to my right. when suddenly the fog stared to wrap around me like tentacles and suddenly i couldnt move almost as the fog tried to take hold of my limbs and restrain me. suddenly the fog morphed into a purple robotic figure and then to my right a blue robotic figure held J.B. suddenly behind us was the one and only from the megaman x series... sigma...

"Hey! what makes you think you can steal... OUR Porsche!"

sigma yelled at me

I said as i looked at the figure holding me was a Purple Zero. i said

"uh... NO! we weren't stealing it... we were... just gonna drive it into the crash pit..."

i looked at the other figure it was megaman x but he had a big axe with him.

sigma glared at me letting me know he knew what that meant.

sigma said

"If you want to drive our souls last resting place into the crash pit... how about we give you a hand!?"

the began driving towards the crash pit.

i struggled and tried to talk my way out of it.

"Listen... were sorry... we didn't know... we will give you anything except our lives i swear!"

sigma yelled

"TOO LATE! YOU WANTED TO GO INTO THE CRASH PIT... WE GONNA GIVE YOU SOME FRONT ROW SEATS!"

we closed in and i knew it was over the three jumped out the door at the last second leaving us in the Porsche falling towards the spikes scrap metal and radioactive waste barrels.

i closed my eyes and i blacked out... i awoke at the bottom seeing J.B. was no where at the bottom. not even his body all the radioactive waste was gone... i lost an arm and i was cut open on many places on my body i lost a rib, a leg, and most of all... my friend... i put my body together slowly with all the scrap metal i could find...

thats... how i was made into a galactic overlord robot!

To Be Continued...