Chapter 2: 11-20

#11

Dora and Boots try to find a fish. "Can you help us find a fish?" she innocently asks the audience. "When you see a fish, yell FISH!!!"

The cursor clicks on a fish. "Right!!! There's one!!!" Boots yells.

They get a fishing rod. "Everyone, say pull!!!" says Dora. "Pull, pull, pull!!! LOUDER!!!!!!!!! Pull!!! Pull!!! Pull!!!" The fish lands on the dock. "Great pulling!!!" she says before getting a club and beating the shit out of the poor little fish and squirting the fish's blooooooooooooood everywhere.

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) comes and beat the shit out of Dora and squirts her blooooooooooooood everywhere.

#12

Dora is petting a man-hating meat-eating tiger-lion hybrid. "This is Jose," Dora says. "Say hi to Jose!!! Hi!!!"

The man-hating meat-eating tiger-lion hybrid gets mad and eats Dora.

#13

It is Friday the 13th. Dora is oblivious to the date and decides to take a swim.

Dora dives into the fast-current river. "Can you help me do the butterfly? Everyone say–"

She is swept away by the fast current and drowns. The Grim Reaper says, "Finally!!! I was waiting for that annoying little bitch to die!!!"

#14

Dora is in the jungle. She sees a viper. "Look," she says to the audience, "it's a viper. Say it with me. Viper, viper, viper, vi–"

The viper gets annoyed and eats Dora.

#15

Dora enters Britain's Got Talent. She sings and places in second behind a dance troupe.

She becomes exhausted and goes in a London psychiatric clinic. She dies while muttering for her cat Pebbles.

#16

The 1,000,000 babies are sitting there, watching Dora. "Can you count to ten with me? One."

A five second pause. "Two."

A five second pause. "Three."

A five second pause. "Fo–"

The 1,000,000 babies become tired of it and smash the TV, unknowingly killing Dora in the process.

#17

Dora is standing at the top of a bridge. The wind is super strong.

"This is a bridge," Dora says. "It helps people get across the river. Say bridge with me. Bridge, bridge, bridge, bri–"

The wind becomes stronger and blows Dora off the bridge, causing her to fall into a piranha-infested river.

#18

Dora is eating raw snails. She unknowingly gets brain parasites.

A week later, she goes insane in the hospital. She dies.

#19

Dora is shoving wood through a wood chipper. "I'm using a wood chipper," Dora states to audience. "See how it destroys the wood? It chips it, so then it can be used for–"

Boots notices that Dora's hand is too close to the chipper. "Dora, look out!!!" he yells.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Dora yells back. "As I was saying, these chips can be used for–"

Before she can scream, Dora is sucked into the chipper. Blood and guts fly out the chipper.

#20

Dora is examining hurricane Katrina of 2005. She is outside of the center of the eye. She has no idea that the very outside of the eye is the strongest part of a hurricane.

"This is a hurricane," Dora states. "That is the eye, and–"

She sucked into the hurricane and never returned.

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