1 Comic Book Store
A/N: OMG! Hey I got reviews. Aren't you guys happy for me? Of coarse you are. LOL. Anyhow, with help from my new good friend Matt, lol, I have some ideas. Thanks Matt.
"Clark Kent? Ha, ha, ha. Funny. Did Lex set this up? Hmm? He is always doing something with his stupid money. And his father Lionel has it out for me… or I think he does."
The comic storeowner frowned. "Okay, kid. I really don't like when people put me on the spot like that. I thought you didn't know anything about the comic and now all of a sudden you know the villain's father's name. I get that this is all some joke to you but now it's not funny…"
"I'm so sorry. It's all coming back to me. Will you please tell me more? Wait, what?"
"Nothing, nevermind. Fine, what do you want to know?"
"Tell me about Clark. Everything. From the beginning."
"Okay. So Clark is like 5 years old and these meteor rocks fall down onto this small farming town called Smallville. Except Clark doesn't live in Smallville at the time. He lives in outer space on a planet with his real parents. But the planet exploded and before it did Clark's parents put him in a shuttle and sent him hurtling towards Earth, along with the other parts of the planet."
"So the meteor rocks are part of Clark's home planet?"
"Exactly. You're getting it. So some people die, but on the bright side Clark is found by Martha and Jonathan Kent and they adopt him."
"So was the adoption legit?"
"Yeah, everything was. He was legal. It's not like we have laws against people from other planets. So these meteor rocks turn out to be this kryptonite stuff and Clark can't touch them on Earth. And that is his only weakness. Pretty sad huh?"
"The meteor rocks are his only weakness. What a stupid weakness. Couldn't he have had a broken ankle or something?"
"It goes with the story, miss. It doesn't exactly tell much about his childhood but…"
"Let me guess. Clark has a crush on a girl named Lana Lang?"
"I don't know. She comes in the comic every so often. She's his ex."
"As in con, right?"
"No girlfriend."
"Damn Lana getting everything she wants."
"What?"
"Nevermind, continue."
"Apparently her parents died in the meteor crash."
"Really? You don't say. I don't think she has EVER mentioned it."
"What?"
"Nevermind, continue. How does Clark move to Metropolis again?"
"When his father dies he moves and becomes a reporter. He falls in love with a girl named Louis Lane, but she doesn't suspect a thing. Everytime there is trouble, Superman, faster then a speeding bullet, changes into the S costume and saves the day."
"Okay, I think I've heard enough. Just on more question."
"Go ahead, ask"
"Is a Chloe Sullivan in the comic at all?"
"No."
"Yeah that seems plenty fare." Chloe said pulling at her hair. "Plenty."
A/N: OMG! Hey I got reviews. Aren't you guys happy for me? Of coarse you are. LOL. Anyhow, with help from my new good friend Matt, lol, I have some ideas. Thanks Matt.
"Clark Kent? Ha, ha, ha. Funny. Did Lex set this up? Hmm? He is always doing something with his stupid money. And his father Lionel has it out for me… or I think he does."
The comic storeowner frowned. "Okay, kid. I really don't like when people put me on the spot like that. I thought you didn't know anything about the comic and now all of a sudden you know the villain's father's name. I get that this is all some joke to you but now it's not funny…"
"I'm so sorry. It's all coming back to me. Will you please tell me more? Wait, what?"
"Nothing, nevermind. Fine, what do you want to know?"
"Tell me about Clark. Everything. From the beginning."
"Okay. So Clark is like 5 years old and these meteor rocks fall down onto this small farming town called Smallville. Except Clark doesn't live in Smallville at the time. He lives in outer space on a planet with his real parents. But the planet exploded and before it did Clark's parents put him in a shuttle and sent him hurtling towards Earth, along with the other parts of the planet."
"So the meteor rocks are part of Clark's home planet?"
"Exactly. You're getting it. So some people die, but on the bright side Clark is found by Martha and Jonathan Kent and they adopt him."
"So was the adoption legit?"
"Yeah, everything was. He was legal. It's not like we have laws against people from other planets. So these meteor rocks turn out to be this kryptonite stuff and Clark can't touch them on Earth. And that is his only weakness. Pretty sad huh?"
"The meteor rocks are his only weakness. What a stupid weakness. Couldn't he have had a broken ankle or something?"
"It goes with the story, miss. It doesn't exactly tell much about his childhood but…"
"Let me guess. Clark has a crush on a girl named Lana Lang?"
"I don't know. She comes in the comic every so often. She's his ex."
"As in con, right?"
"No girlfriend."
"Damn Lana getting everything she wants."
"What?"
"Nevermind, continue."
"Apparently her parents died in the meteor crash."
"Really? You don't say. I don't think she has EVER mentioned it."
"What?"
"Nevermind, continue. How does Clark move to Metropolis again?"
"When his father dies he moves and becomes a reporter. He falls in love with a girl named Louis Lane, but she doesn't suspect a thing. Everytime there is trouble, Superman, faster then a speeding bullet, changes into the S costume and saves the day."
"Okay, I think I've heard enough. Just on more question."
"Go ahead, ask"
"Is a Chloe Sullivan in the comic at all?"
"No."
"Yeah that seems plenty fare." Chloe said pulling at her hair. "Plenty."