Chapter Two: Honey, Honey
It is now the day before the wedding and the main guests were arriving. At the dock, Pacifica excitedly hugged her friends, Charlotte and Vendetta.
"My gosh, I missed you guys! I'm so happy to see you again!", Pacifica said to them.
"I know. It's been to long", Vendetta said.
"I'm so happy for you and Dipper!", Charlotte exclaimed. "So, how did you know he was the one for?"
Pacifica furrowed her brow. "He was just a student studying world culture, then he and I met one fateful day, and we both knew we were meant for each other. Violet said that about Duncan too, until he split up with her."
Charlotte and Vendetta exchange looks.
"Why did they break up?", Vendetta asked.
"Apparently, he met some other girl, but their relationship didn't last long anyway, but Violet is still torn up about it."
"I would be too. So I don't fall in love." Charlotte made a look of disappointment.
"But can we keep this between us?", Pacifica asked.
The other two huddled closer.
"I invited him."
The other girls gasped.
"You're joking!", Charlotte squeaked.
"I'm not. I just have a feeling they might patch things up. We can just keep our fingers crossed." Pacifica reaches into her purse and pulls out a pink diary. "This is Violet's. She kept it during her relationship with Duncan."
"Oh, you infidel. Let's read it!", Vendetta said greedily.
Pacifica opened to the first entry:
"July 10th: What a night! Duncan is a dish tonight. We danced at a pub, kissed on the beach, and…"
"Dot, dot, dot?", Vendetta questioned.
"That's how she does it I guess", Pacifica shot back.
Continuing:
"Duncan's the one, I know he is! I've never felt like this before!"
Honey, honey, how you thrill me, aha, honey, honey
Honey, honey, nearly kill me, aha, honey, honey
I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine
Oh, you make me dizzy
Honey, honey, let me feel it, aha, honey, honey
Honey, honey, don't conceal it, aha, honey, honey
The way that you kiss goodnight (the way that you kiss goodnight)
The way that you hold me tight (the way that you hold me tight)
I feel like I wanna sing when you do your thing
Pacifica continues:
"July 17th: Now, I'm destroyed! Even though Duncan said that he loved me, he told me he met another girl and I told him to go away and never come back. Love is such a b-word…"
"Poor Violet," Charlotte said.
Meanwhile, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, and Mabel Pines were flying to Italy for the wedding, Unbeknownst to them, Duncan and his brother Quigley were in first class on the same plane...
Honey, honey, touch me baby, aha, honey, honey
Honey, honey, hold me baby, aha, honey, honey
You look like a movie star (look like a movie star)
But I like just who you are (I like just who you are)
And honey, to say the least, you're a dog-gone beast
Honey, honey, how you thrill me, aha, honey, honey
Honey, honey, nearly kill me, aha, honey, honey
I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
Now I'm about to see what you mean to me