Why can't you appreciate my sense of humor?"
"It's your turn to make dinner."
"Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!"
"I didn't think you could get any less romantic…"
"This is girl talk, so leave."
"Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?"
"There's a herd of them!"
"Do you think I'm scared of a woman?"
"They're not your kids, back the f*ck off."
"You're a nerd."
"I'm late."
"Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!"