Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Uglydolls.
Chapter 2
Very later, at the Akatsuki lair…
"I've seen some pretty ugly things but NOTHING can compare to this HIDEOUS thing!" Exclaimed Deidara.
"W-what i-i-is it…?" Tobi said, tearing up.
In front of their eyes, unmoving (thankfully), lay a red doll. Not just any doll. It was the most hideous thing anyone had ever seen. So ugly, it made S-ranked criminals shiver, scream and (in Tobi's case) cry.
They all stared at it. It wasn't moving, which was a good thing.
"So…what do we do with it?" Deidara asked fearfully.
Itachi expression went blank as usual. Looking around the room, he replied steadily, "I'm not sure. We could always have Hidan d-" he stopped.
"Have Hidan do what?" asked Tobi anxiously wiping a tear that was rolling down his cheek.
Itachi stared at the empty chair-- though it wasn't empty anymore…
He fainted.
"WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!" Yelled Kisame.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!" Screamed Itachi waking up to see Deidara, Tobi and Kisame standing over him.
"What is going on?" he asked.
"You fainted about an hour ago" replied Deidara with his bangs behind his ear revealing his telescopic eye.
Itachi shuddered…then exploded.
"WHERE ARE ALL THESE UGLY DOLLS COMING FROM!! THEY'RE SO UGLY AND GROSS AND THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!" Itachi bellowed, looking so angry that a Charizard from Pokemon would cower in fright.
"I know!" Exclaimed Kisame. "After you fainted, we found 7 in the laundry room, 5 in the bathroom, 3 in the kitchen, 2 in your underwear drawer—"
"…What were you doing in my underwear drawer--…never mind, I don't wanna know. The point is, what are we gonna do with all these ugly dolls?! They're EVERYWHERE!"
"…We could make Hidan sacrifice them…" Tobi piped up.
"Can't. They're not alive, so he can't sacrifice them."
That's what they thought…
With the uglydolls
The leader of the Ugly dolls took a remote with a big red button on it.
"Let the games begin."
He pressed the big red button.