so here is the latest chapter of 'the adventures of ego boy and donut boy'. read and review please
disclaimer: i own hannah montana...season 1 and 2 cds
Jake opened the front door wider to let Oliver come in. To say that Jake was surprised to see Oliver at his doorstep would be an understatement. Sure they were friendly with each other, but they weren't exactly friends. So what could Oliver possibly want from him?
"Let's go up to my room and talk" Jake said heading upstairs.
Oliver followed behind him and nervously fidgeted with his hands. When they got to his room Jake sat in a chair and gestured for Oliver to sit on his bed.
"So..." Jake said.
"This is a nice room" Oliver said.
"Thank you?"
"No problem."
"Dude," Jake said, "this is getting really awkward"
"Yeah kinda" Oliver chuckled.
"So what was it that you wanted?"
"I kinda want to ask Miley out" Oliver said nervously.
"I think the awkwardness just jumped a few levels" Jake said.
"Sorry"
"Well uh if you want to go out with Miley be my guest" Jake said with a shrug.
"Thank you," Oliver said, "but I wasn't really asking for your permission.
"Then what are you asking?"
"For your help"
"My help?" Jake said confused.
Oliver nodded trying to read Jake's face. All he could see was the same face he knew that he himself always had, confusion. Extreme confusion.
"What could I possibly do to help you?" Jake said.
"I need you help wooing her" Oliver said.
"Wooing?" Jake said with a laugh, "Who says that?"
"I do! So can you help me?"
"Just ask her out"
"It's not that simple" Oliver said, "I do no good with girls"
"Or grammar." Jake said rolling his eyes.
"What?"
"Nothing. Listen, I don't think I would be much help to you."
"Why not?"
"Well you see how well Miley and I worked out right?"
"That doesn't matter," Oliver said, "you're Jake Ryan for crying out loud."
"Well you're Smokin' Oken remember?"
"Yeah I hate to say it but, all that 'smokin' is from the crashing and burning I do with girls."
Jake didn't think he could hold out much longer. He was going to give in and help Oliver. If you saw Oliver you wouldn't be able to turn him down either. He looked so pitiful, he was practically begging for Jake's help. So being the nice guy he was, Jake was going to help Oliver. But that didn't mean he couldn't use this situation to his advantage.
"Are you sure we have to this now?" Oliver said.
In order to help Oliver, Jake thought he would teach him some valuable lessons in the art of "wooing" a girl. His lessons were foolproof. But Jake wasn't so sure if they were donut proof.
"Yes we have to do it now" Jake sighed.
"Can't we wait until tomorrow?"
"No. The sooner we do this the sooner we both get what we want."
"Yeah about that, are you sure you want to go through this? I mean what you want is like suicide." Oliver said.
The door opened to reveal Miley and Lily.
"Told you I heard voices" Lily said.
"Hey guys" Miley said.
"Hi" Jake and Oliver chorused.
"Back so soon from walking your cat?" Lily said with a smirk.
"Actually my cat died poor Fluffy" Oliver said.
"Right" Lily said rolling her eyes.
"Anyway, why are you two here? Not that we mind or anything." Miley said giving Oliver a quick glance.
"Well we were wondering if you wanted to get some ice cream with us" Jake said.
"That sounds fun. Just give us a minute" Miley said dragging Lily inside.
"Lily what is he doing here?" Miley said.
"Offering us ice cream?" Lily said with a shrug.
"Lily he can't its gonna make this plan of yours extremely awkward."
"Well I'm sure ice cream could fix the awkwardness" Lily said heading back for the door.
"Lily!" Miley said grabbing her arm, "Help me, I mean you can't mack on a new guy with your ex around."
"Mack?" Lily laughed, "who says that?"
"I do! Now are you going to help or not?"
"Jeez calm down. What do you want me to do?"
"I want you to deflect Jake."
"You want me to de-what him?" Lily said confused.
"Just keep him busy so I can have some time with Oliver" Miley said.
"So you want me to baby-sit ego boy so that you can 'mack' on donut boy?" Lily asked.
"Well when you say it that way it doesn't sound that appealing."
"It's not appealing!" Lily exclaimed, "I'm not doing it"
"Please Lily. Remember when you used to like him?"
"No way. I will not be your deflector person thingy." Lily said crossing her arms, "And I only liked him for like five minutes in the eighth grade. Now his ego makes him icky"
"I'll let you have anything from the Hannah closet"
"Fine, but just this once" Lily said walking out the door.
"Ready to go?" Oliver said when they came out the door.
"Shut it Oken. Let's go Jake." Lily said dragging Jake away.
"Guess we'll meet you there" Jake said winking at Oliver.
"What's up with her?" Oliver said.
"Who knows" Miley said, "Lets go get that ice cream."
"Sounds like a plan."
so thats chapter 2. you should expect an update from this either sunday or sometime next week. but updates for my other stores will be posted everyday this week so expect chapter 8 of 'hate that i love you' tomorrow. so i guess its time for your computer to do i magic trick. just press the pretty buton and see what it does.