Sasuke: WTF! U STILL TURN ME INTO A FUCKIN GIRL!
Naruto: -grins- well at least ur hot!
Sasuke: SHUT UP DOBE!
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: I do not own Naruto or Jerry Springer.
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CHAPTER 2: THE SECRET
back up a minute...Sasuke has fallen in a training exercise and Naruto carries him home...there...
8 hours later...
Sasuke awoke in a strange room. As his eyes flickered open, he observed his surroundings, he noticed he was in a bed with orange sheets. The walls were covered with posters, scrolls, and various other unidentifiable objects. (lol) On the floor there were vlothes scattered everywhere, empty bottles, plastic wrappers, scrolls, and what he thought ws an empty milk carton.
The door knob turned. The door opened. Naruto came into the room, carrying a small tray occupied by a bottle of red liquid, a glass of water, and a large spoon. Naruto approached the bed with the tray.
"So you're finally awake, bastard." he said with a very serious expression.
"Hmm? Nani? Sasuke rubbed his aching temple. Naruto set the tray on the sidetable.
"You've slept for about ten hours." He poured some of the red liquid in the spoon. He positioned the spoon in front of Sasuke's face. The Uchiha stared blankly at the piece of silverware.
Naruto said flatly, "open"
Sasuke slowly opened his mouth. In went the spoon. He swallowed.
"YEUCH! That's nasty shit!" he gagged, grabbing his throat, sucking on his tongue to try to get rid of the taste.
"It'll make you feel better."
A glass of water was shoved in front of Sasuke's face. He took the water and gulped it down.
"Thanks."
"No problem." Naruto said.
"What's up with you? You look like the living dead."
"You shouldn't have come to training. I was worried sick." Naruto said as he sat on the bed.
Sasuke was just open-mouthed.
"Why worry about me?"
"You're my friend, bastard."
"Yeah. I know."
"I reckon you'll want to take a shower."
Naruto left Sasuke with a towel, and a bar of soap. Sasuke got up and undressed. Entering the bathroom, Sasuke looked into the mirror. The sight that met his eyes was not the muscular, masculine body of a 17-year-old boy. What met his eyes was a petite, feminine body with eyes dark as ebony.
UCHIHA SASUKE WAS A GIRL!
The Uchiha ruffered up her hair, wiped her eyes, and looked again. Her eyes slightly changed. The dark manly eyes were now lined with feminine eyelashes. A certain softness was present. Sasuke grabbed a towel, and climbed into the shower. She slowly turned the shower knob to 'hot'. The warm water washed over her body.
Meanwhile...
Naruto chopped up vegetables for soup. In his boredom, he began talking to himself. (lol i do that too )
"Stupid bastard. Doesn't he realize I worry about him! Then he has the NERVE to fight me and succumbs to pain! I swear he acts like a girl sometimes! (lol)"
The soup was boiling and the smell drifted up to the bathroom.
Sasuke sniffed the air daintily. Through the steam she could smell the faintest hint of miso ramen and green tea.
"Hmmm...smells good!" she said in a light, female laugh. (O.o) (weird)
She finished her shower and got dressed in the usual Uchiha wear. She made her way downstairs.
She found Naruto swearing to high heaven over a cut finger.
She smiled warmly.
"Dobe, you gotta learn to use your knives safely." She disguised her voice to sound like the cold, male voice that was so commonly recognized.
"Oh yeah, like you're a better cook!"
"Yes. I'd like to think so."
"Then you try!"
"Fine, I will then!" she smirked.
She donned an apron, gathered ingredients, and started cooking. By the time she was finished, Naruto's kitchen was filled with fragrant dishes. Naruto stood open-mouthed.
"what...what the hell!" he gawked.
Sasuke smirked.
"Bon Appetite, dobe!" she said in a low voice.
Naruto simply stared. He'd never seen such food in his life! Sure he saw it on TV, and he bought random ingredients, but he didn't actually imagine they were USED for something! How the hell did that bastard learn to cook like that?
"How the fuck did you learn french...?" he glared.
sweatdrop
"Never mind...Just Eat..."
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Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Hope y'all like that too! i will be updating VERY SOON!
Sasuke: I'm not talking to you...
Naruto: Awww...c'mon! Why not?
Sasuke: You embarrassed me...
Naruto: pinches cheeks aww come on girlie-girl! can i get you a barbie doll to cheer you up?
Sasuke: hits Naruto on the head hard I HATE YOU! I HATE BARBIES AND I HATE THIS FIC!
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Now now...settle down you two otherwise i'll make this story NEVERENDING! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke:...shutting up...
Naruto: still unconcious
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Now that that's settled...PLZ REVIEW!