Kameo: Huh... It's a good thing I didn't name this Dib In Wonderland... There's this other good story that's named exactly that... Anyways... Enjoy! X3
Damn... I also can't put in a really long title... Aww well XD Oh and please excuse the words that've been clumped together... stupid double spacing rule

Recap:

Naturally, I wouldn't be this careless, but yet, here I am. Running towards the rabbit hole and following the pair into a narrow passage. "Ugh. I can't believe this rabbit hole even has a better state than that of the school-"oh snap, "-veeeeeeeeeeeeeents!"

+Down the ol' Rabbit hole and into the Weirdness+

Is this the end? Hmph. Don't you just hate it when you fall from an edge of something really high and after a few minutes of falling, you're still falling? Am, I gonna end up in the center of the earth or what? Heh. I just fell off the ledge of the rabbit hole and I'm just down here, still falling, all calm and-

"Aargh!" Well, I wasn't expecting thatto be such a smooth landing... Eh? What the hell is this green lump I'm sitting on? And what's with all those muffled moaning and grunti-

"Whoa!" Damnit, if ever I survive whatever's going on, bet that I'll get home with a ton of damned bruises. And look who's here! Huh, so that's what I've been sitting on. Zim just ran off into the dark tunnel, barely even looking at me. Something's going on and I certainly don't like it.

"GIR! GIIIR! Come back you stupid SIR unit!" echoed Zim's voice from the other side of the tunnel, followed by a loud slam.

This is getting really weird. Sigh, might as well explore this place. Not like I have any other choice. On the other side, before my eye was a square black and red checked and padded room. Across the room was a peculiar looking blood red door. I felt a little tint of déjà vu wash over me. But I just shook that feeling off. I mean, it's not like I've ever seen this place... I think. I opened the door, and to my annoyance, there were several other doors to be opened, one smaller than the other. I crawled through the last and smallest door with much effort, due to the fact that I couldn't fit my head in at first- and NO my head is NOT big. Geez...

And, I don't know about you, but, I think I'm seeing Zim having an argument with a door. Yes, a door. Aside from me, Zim and the door, there's nothing else in the unusually large room. Haha, I just got this really stupid idea that we were actually in the Alice in Wonderland movie. Am I really going crazy? Well, the falling part and this room was a bit familiar looking, but, other than that, this place is nothing like the one in the movie. From what I've seen, Alice's wonderland was colorful and curious looking. There's certainly nothing curious looking about this place and it's definitely not colorful. It's all full of black, white and other gothic colors, if I do say so myself.

"Hey Zim, what's up with you? Usually, every time we see each other we go on rival mode. Now, all you care about is your dumb robot" I said casually as I slowly approached him.

No reply. And is it me or is he shaking..? "This is all... Your fault! If you hadn't followed us, this would never have happened!" he finally managed to blurt out.

"Me?! You're the one who nabbed me and dragged me all the way there with you!"

"Speak for yourself, Dib-worm!"

"If I had the right mind to-"

"Right mind? Since when have you ever even had it?!"

"Shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

"Why you-!" "Ahem", the 'door' coughed, cutting us off.

"If you don't mind me asking, do any of you two have any intention at all to open me or what?" it said rather impatiently.

"Oh right" I said as I advanced to it and placed my hand on its knob, but immediately took it off when it said "Oh no you don't! you certainly can't fit in here!"

"Well, what do you want us to do? Drink from a little vial's contents that makes us shrink into your size?" Zim looked at me weirdly and the door just smirked.

"Are you mad? Welcome to the 21st century, where people don't drink from vials anymore!" it laughed. Two cans of soda appeared from nowhere and hovered over to you and Zim.

"Uhh..."

"Go on! It's not poison, for goodness' sake!" I sighed and took in a few sips of the can's contents. Hm. Tastes a bit like... Lemon Lime? Coke? Hmm... Root beer? Eh? Oh gee, now I'm as short as the door... And Zim is..? Running around, screeching his head off... I laughed at his carelessness.

"You're not supposed to shake it Zim."

"I did not shake it, earth monkey" he glared, pushed me aside and ran to the door, trying to wrench it open.

"Ow! I may be a door but I've got feelings too, sheesh!" the door snapped at us.

"Haven't I told you yet? I'm locked" it smirked.

"You could've told us before we shrunk ourselves!"

"Oh, don't tell me you didn't get the key?"

"What key-?!" A loud clang sound echoed through the room.

"That key" the door taunted with a know-it-all voice. It was on top of a table probably made of onyx... Well, it looked sparkly and black anyway... But what we were really sure of is that it was too slippery and steep to climb.

"You expect us to climb that?" I pointed out.

"Oh is whining the only thing you do? You're not gonna get anywhere with an attitude like that. You don't want to end up like her right?" the door pointed it's knob at a pile of skeletons covered in dust, dried blood and God knows what in the back corner. I cringed at the sight of the filth.

"What the hell is that?!" Zim demanded.

"That's the remains of the original Alice. You think it all was a happy ending for her? Well, you'd better think more about it. The award winning family movie you humans watch is a total lie. People can't afford to tell the truth these days. I mean, how much of you people even know of the holocausts?"

"Uhh..."

"Oh never mind... This may help you."

A little box encrusted with semi precious stones almost hit you on the head when it dropped from above without warning. And instead of chocolate chip cookies, inside it was a bunch of mini mint gum balls that have 'chew me' carved on them. Not much choices round here. But before I knew it, Zim had already started munching on a couple too much of the gum. This is gonna get destructive...

Zim almost crushed me as he got bigger. Damn, thank God I was born versatile.

"Oof! Stupid humanoid food" Zim complained as he hit his now gigantic sized head on the ceiling.

"JUST GET THE DAMN KEY THEN DRINK THIS!"

"Right..." he flicked the key at me and gingerly held at the tiny looking can. He downed it all and shrunk back to my size, unfortunately landing on yours truly.

"Zim, get off me!" Zim hurried up to the door and fumbled with the lock.

"Oh, and one more thing. There's a-" oh God, please no more surprises. Clack. It all happened in a second. Zim opened the door and a flood of blood red liquid gushed in at the speed of sound.

"-River of blood..." the door gurgled.

Me and Zim held on to each other tightly, screaming our heads off... Which was so not helping. We struggled not to get any of the blood in our mouths; it was bad enough we were drenched in it. The current was flowing really fast, thrashing us around violently.

It seemed like forever till we finally got washed over onto a shore. It also took a while for us to realize the fact we were still latched onto each other. We took a good look at each other and immediately detached from each other like similar poled magnets. Ugh, I take back what I thought about the Alice thing. I'm a hundred percent sure this is the wonderland... Even though it looks more like a gothic Halloween party scene. The trees' leaves were a murky blackish violet color and its bark was as jagged and grooved as of an acacia's. It didn't really seem like there was anyone here at all.

"Urgh... Despicable human filth" Zim muttered while trying to clean off the blood on him with a few fallen leaves.

Ignoring him, I entered the dark, gloomy forest. A high pitched screech echoed throughout the forest and a flock of bat-like creatures with... Heart shaped holes in them... Uhh, fluttered across the small clearing. A dim light emerged from a small circular nest. Is it me or are they on fire? Hm. Fireflies I guess. There were clumps of mushrooms and weeds surrounding the whole terrain. Plus, there were odd looking flowers with red petals hidden by the bushes... Hm... I wonder what these are-

"Aargh!"

"Hssss"

"Oh God, that was a close call... Damnit... Stupid Venus flytraps. Hey! Zim! Get your ass over here or I'm leaving you!"

"Alright, alright sheesh! No need to rush me, monkey butt!" Of all the people to be stranded with... Is this karma or something? Cause if it is, I probably deserve it... Or not. I hate my life... Great. Now my sixth sense is tingling. It's either something... or someone's watching us, or I'm just getting paranoid... This place gives me the creeps.

+Someone else's POV+

Interesting... It's been quite a while since our last visitor... It's been so long now. Long enough for us to kick those other clowns outta here and take over this wonderland of theirs. It was just about time these three got here... I'm bored outta my wits. Hahaha. Time to stir up some fun.

+Chapter end+

Mysterious... Who could that someone else be? Heh... Lawlz