Whoops! I forgot to label that as a Table Of Contents! Thanks to TheRealGoodyTwoShoes for telling me that. We did mean to put that down, though! *winces*

And diggix, we will use that. That would annoy Kakashi. :)

Well, here are the first set of how to annoy Kakashi: Numbers 1 – 10.

Sayana yawned and rubbed her eyes. A piece of paper fluttered from her bed. Oh, yeah. What was that, anyway? She leaned over and picked it up. 101 Ways to Annoy Kakashi.

Her lips curled up in a devious smile as she ran to find Team Seven and Yamato.

"Hey, guys!"

"Hi, Sayana-sensei! What's that!"

"I just found out how we can get back at Kakashi for pulling that… incident last week."

All four people leaned in closer as their other sensei started reading.

"Sensei, that's brilliant!"

"Sayana-chan, we can get Kakashi-sempai back so many times.." Yamato grinned.

"Hmm, sounds interesting."

"We'll do it! Dattebayo!"

1. Ask him if you can see what's under his mask. When he pulls his "Behind this mask is...Another mask!" joke, stare at him for a minute, and then ask "And what's under THAT mask?" See how many he has. If he eventually gets to the last mask and refuses to remove that one, steal it from him. And take pictures. Pictures are always good.

"I'll do it." Sakura said.

Sayana shrugged,"Sure. Do it convincingly."

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei!"

"Hello, Sakura."

"Can I see what's under your mask?" she asked sweetly.

Kakashi stared at her for a few seconds,"Sure! Behind this mask…" he curled his fingers under his mask,"IS ANOTHER MASK!"

His pink-haired pupil stared at him, making him feel uncomfortable. "And what's under THAT mask?"

Kakashi stared at her and pulled off that mask to reveal another.

"And what's under that mask?"

This continued fifty-two times until Kakashi just stopped, looking slightly irritated.

"And?"

"And what?"

"What's under that one?"

"Um…"

"Come on, Kakashi!"

"No."

Sakura tore the mask from his face, making the man yell and hide his face with Icha Icha.

Laughing, she ran away. Kakashi glared, annoyed that he would now have to go back to find another mask.

Sayana and Naruto took pictures in the bushes, laughing silently.

2. Tell him Gai-sensei is a way better ninja than he'll ever be. Offer to give him lessons on "youthfulness" to make him better. If he refuses, which he probably will, sigh and say, "I guess Gai-sensei will always be better..."

Sakura tossed the mask at Yamato, who caught it and smirked.

"I want to do this one." He announced. The other four shrugged.

"Hi, Kakashi-senpai!"

"Oh, Yamato. Sakura stole my mask, isn't that odd."

Yamato could barely withstand a snicker,"Oh, um, yeah. Well, I had something important to tell you."

"Yeah?" the silver-haired Copy-nin said, staring.

"Gai is a way better ninja than you'll ever be."

*silence*

"You know, I could give you some lessons on youthfulness to make you better -"

"No." Kakashi said, sweatdropping and glaring simultaneously.

Yamato sighed and started to wander back off, muttering,"I guess Gai will always be better…"

What was his team's problem? This was going to be awful if Sakura and Yamato kept acting like this…

3. Accuse him of stealing the sharingan from Obito. Tell him he should give it back.

"KAKASHI!"

"What, Naruto?"

"You stole Obito's Sharingan! You should give it back."

"I can't Naruto, he's dead." He said, annoyed and a bit sad.

"YOU KILLED HIM?" Naruto screamed, pointing dramatically.

"Wha…? Naruto, no! He died saving-"

"YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON, SENSEI! You stole Obito's Sharingan and killed him!" Naruto ran off.

The rest of the team were laughing hysterically at Kakashi's face.

4. Start calling him "Copy-cat." All the time. See if you can get other people to call him that as well. The more people you get, the better.

"Hi, Copy-cat!"

"My name's Kakashi, Saya-chan."

"Silly Copy-cat!" she patted his head.

"Naruto, Sakura and Yamato are torturing me. You, too?"

"No, that's not true!" Sayana suddenly got up and left.

"Hmph."

"Hey, Kurenai! Call Kakashi Copy-cat! And only Copy-cat! Tell it to everyone except him!"

"Hiya, Shizune! Can you call Kakashi Copy-cat?"

"Okay?"

"Good! Thanks!"

"Hi, Copy-cat!"

"Copy-cat, there's a mission for you!"

"Copy-cat, wanna get ramen with me?"

"Copy-cat."

"Copy-cat!"

"Copy-cat?"

Kakashi's eye twitched,"MY NAME IS KAKASHI!"

"Suuure, Copy-cat."

Oh, Kami. This was going to be a long day.

5. Sneak up behind him and start playing with his hair, making little "WOOOSH!" and "FWAAA!" noises. (That's what his hair makes me think of. FWAAAAA!)

Kakashi walked under a tree, reading his Icha Icha. Unbeknownst to him, Sayana was carefully sneaking up behind him, and there was Sai holding a camera in a bush in front of him.

His eyes stretched wide as suddenly Sayana's voice started saying,"Woosh! FWAAA!" and gently tugging on his hair.

"Sayana. Get out of my hair."

"No! WOOOSHHHHH!"

He ripped his hair out of her reach and ran. Were they trying to make his life miserable?

The five all met up at the training ground, all laughing.

"Kakashi has no chance of surviving!"

"Hmm… Sakura! You should do this one!"

6. Criticize his grey hair- "You know, I could find you a nice hair dye, you could make yourself look 10 years younger!"

"Hey, Kakashi!"

"Oh, Sakura." Great. Stay calm.

"You know, your is just so grey! I could find you a nice hair dye, and you could make yourself look ten years younger!"

"WAHHHH? I look young! I'M FINE!" Kakashi panicked as Sakura giggled.

7. Let him "catch you" looking at GaixKakashi pictures. Apologize for it for weeks afterward just to make the images return to his mind.

"Whatcha looking at, Sayana? AGH!"

"Whoops! OhmiKami! I'm so sorry!"

"Were *gasp * those pictures of *cough * Gai and me?"

"Um… I'm so sorry! Your eyes must be so scarred!"

The rest of the team was laughing outside as six hours later, Sayana apologized again and Kakashi went green.

8. Steal all his Icha Icha books. Then, after he's gone into a panic searching for them, leave the first page somewhere where he's going to find it. Keep leaving pages around for him to find, and then when you get to the "good part"...Leave a pile of shredded paper on his doorstep. Extra points if you put a Post It with a frowney-face on it on the shredded paper.

"Sensei?"

"I've got them!"

"You got them all?"

"Yep. Hide them, Yamato! Except for these two…"

"SAYANA! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOOKS?"

"Hmm…? Oh, sorry, no."

"THESE VANDALS! MY BOOKS!"

It was time.

Snickering, Sayana carefully tore out the first page of Icha Icha, leaving it on his bed. The next would go on his doorstep, then his fridge, on his stove…

"How was he?"

"He's screaming."

Kakashi was desperately clutching a pile of shredded paper, staring at a Post It note with a frown on it. "My *sob * book…"

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Naruto wiped the tears from his face,"We're so evil, dattebayo!"

9. Take another one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books you stole in #8 and tear out half the pages, just leaving the first half there. Replace the second half with Twilight. (Oh yes, we are that evil.)

Yamato tore out half the pages and then reached out a hand. Sakura handed him the tongs with Twilight in them.

Sai walked over to Kakashi,"Hello, Kakashi-sensei. I found one of your books."

10. When he's out by the Memorial Stone, dress like Obito and hide behind it. Then jump out suddenly, screaming at the top of your lungs. ...There's a good chance he'll kill you for this one. So go hide behind Yamato.

"Hey, Naruto, do you still have your goggles?"

"Um, yeah."

"Remember, SCREAM." Sakura said.

Naruto laughed.

"Ah, Obito…" Kakashi sighed.

"AHHHHHH!"

"Obito! Wait… NARUTO! CHIDORI!"

Naruto screamed and ran very fast, Kakashi following him with a lightning bolt.

Okay, so that's the first ten ways! We'll post the next ten later! REVIEW PLEASE! And read our other story! It's rather funny if we may say so!