Zeus and Hera
Zeus: hi jane. Honey you were so good last night you rode me like a king.. oh wait i am one!
Hera: wtf who is this?
Zeus: its me remember our marriage jane and our 2 wonderful children.
Hera: what? MARRIGE CHILDREN! Zeus is this you. This is hera. AND Whos this jane you keep talking about?!
Zeus:oh...hi Hera..he..he... gtg now. BYE!
Hera:ZEUS! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.. YOU ARE GOING TO BE RODE ALL RIGHT...
Thalia and nico
Thalia:i love dicks. There so good. I like to eat them too
Nico: you like dicks ehh... wanna eat mine?
Thalia: Ummm... 0_0 you do know i was talking about the restaurant right?!
Nico: pft... oh course i knew that...lol..yeah..
Thalia: lolololololol... yeah right
new chapters to be made soon. Hope you enjoy um so plz sent reviews. I will be having a contest to see who comes up with the best auto corrects so hurry contest ends august,5th!