Hello everyone! This is my next chapter of 'Total Randomness!'. No slash, perhaps a few hints of Sari and Bee, but anyways. I do not own Transformers Animated or the songs Balalaika by Hatsune Miku and Koi no Fuga by Meiko. Let's get it on!
Sari stuck her head out the ceiling window and looked around. "All clear!" she whispered down. Bumblebee stuck his head out and had his own look around. They seemed pleased that there was no one around and gave each other a sneaky smile. Bumblebee climbed out with his teenage friend on his shoulder holding a black duffel bag. Bumblebee closed the window withought so much as the slightest squeak and jumped noislessly from roof to roof of the other buildings.
Little did 'Bee know, Prowl and Jazz were watching them silently from the shadows. Bumblebee and Sari had disappeared off like this for a number of nights now and now that the Elite Guard and Jazz were here, Prowl wanted to know just what they were up to. So when they were barely out of sight the two ninja-bots followed them across the rooftops. Bumblebee and Sari turned around when they heard a slight noise and Jazz and Prowl hid behind a chimney.
When the two didn't see anything behind them they shrugged and contunued on until they reached the roof they were looking for and jumped down through the sky-light. Prowl looked at Jazz and nodded. They were about to go when they heard the worst possible thing of the moment.
"Cycle-motor Prowl and Jazz Sir, what are you being doing here?" Jetfire asked from atop the chimney.
"We were following those two to see what they were up to Jetfire and Jetstorm" Jazz said rather cooly.
"We be following you to see what you be doing. We just be wanting to know why you are being leaving the ship this late during the nighttime." Jetstorm said in the same tone as his brother.
"Listen, you can come with us to see what they're up to, only if you promise to stay quiet." Prowl whispered.
"Okay cycle-motor Prowl, we is being quiet now." the twins whispered in perfect sync.
The two ninjas shook their heads at each other and they all jumped into the building Bumblebee and Sari had gone into. When they got in they were greeted by the surprise of dozens of humans sitting around circular tables. "Hello, can we help you with something?" two female voices in perfect sync with each other asked. They looked down and saw a pair of human female twins with matching outfits looking up at them. Their outfits matched up perfectly except one's was orange with black stripes and a white flower in her hair while the other's was black with orange stripes and an orange flower.
"Um, we're looking for our friends, Bumblebee and Sari, we saw them come in here-" Prowl started.
"Oh yes, we'll all be seeing them in a few minutes. Come with us, we'll take you to a table we reserve for folks like yourselves who have come to watch their friends perform. Follow us." With that they led the very confused autobots to a large table that looked like it was made for transformers. They sat down in large chairs as the two lifted up barrels of oil to them. At that point Prowl noticed a vaguely familiar shadow in the corner but chose to ignore it as they heard a voice announce, Ladies and gentlemen, humans and robots. I am proud to present this weeks lineup of new singers in our very own 'Ongaku no ie'! First up, may I present with the most humble of introduction: the Meiko twins singing their song Koi No Fuga!
The present humans cheered as the empty stage lit up. Backstage, the twins were more nervous than they thought they would be. "Oooh. We've never performed before! Are our headphones straight? Are out outfits wrinkled? Is our makeup smeared?"
Bumblebee and Sari went up to them and said "Calm down. Look, you'll be fine. Just go out there and do like you practiced, okay?" The twins looked at each other and looked back at them and nodded.
"You're right, thanks guys." With that, they stepped on the waiting platform and it rose them up through a square hole in the stage. They were holding hands and started their dancing and singing as soon as the music started.
(Now watch the music video 'Koi No Fuga with English sub' On your computer. The slanted writing is what they're singing, the regular is the english translation.)
The autobots looked on in surprise. Every movement one twin made, the other copied in perfect sync. Almost like they were a girl and her mirror image. Though it was kind of hard to tell which was the mirror and who was the girl.
Oikakete, oikakete. Chasing after you, chasing after you.
sugari tsukitai no. I want to cling to you.
Ano hito ga kiete yuku, ame no magarikado. The person disappears, at the rainy street corner.
Shiawase mo omoide mo, mizu ni nagashita no. Happiness and memories too, flow away in the water.
Komado utsu ame no oto, hoho nurasu namida. The sound of rain hitting the small window, tears soak my cheek.
Hajime kara (hajime kara) From the beginning (from the beginning)
Musubarenai (musubarenai) It didn't link (didn't link)
Yakusoku no anata to watashi. The promise between you and I.
Tsuka no ma no tawamure to, minna akiramete. In the playfulness of that brief time, I gave up on everything.
Naki nagara hazushita no, shinju no yubiwa wo. I took it off as I cried, that pearl ring.
They did the same few steps they did at the beginning then did another few perfect mirror-like steps in mirror sync. They did a sort of reverse dance back to back and then switched back to singing and dancing.
Hajime kara (hajime kara). From the beginning (from the beginning.
Musubarenai (musubarenai). It didn't link (didn't link).
Yakusoku no anata to watashi. The promise between you and I.
Kaeranai omokage wo, mune ni dakishimete. The face that won't go away, I hold to my chest.
Kuchizuke wo shite mita no, ame no GARASU mado. I tried to kiss the rainy glass window.
DUN DUBI DUBA, DUN DU DUBI DUBA. Paya, paya paya. DUN DUBI DUBA, DUN DU DUBI DUBA. Paya, paya paya.
They kept on doing that until their voices died away as the platform lowered. The audience cheered them on as the music faded. Next up is two old favourites and our best dancers here by popular vote, Bublebee the Autobot and Miss Sari Sumdac! The audience cheered loudly as Prowl forced himself not to let his jaw drop. In a million years he would never have thought that Bumblebee, the mech who couldn't sit still for five seconds, would have the capacity to learn to dance. The platform rose again and Bumblebee and Sari were standing stark-still, then they began dancing. Sari was standing on Bumblebee's shoulder and they danced like Sari was a smaller mirror of him. They were both doing the exact same moves. It seemed like they had practiced it for hours on end.
(Put on Balalaika by Hatsune Miku. The bold is Bumblebee, the slanted is Sari, the two combined is them both together, and regular writing is the english translation.)
Yurari yurari yureteitru, otomegokoro PI~NCHI! My girl's feelings are in a pinch swaying back and forth!
Kanari kanari yabai no yo, tasukete DAARIN! KURAKURARIN! This is pretty dangerous, help me darling! I feel dizzy!
Nani mo ka mo ga atarashii sekai ni kichatta wa, takusan no DOKIDOKI. Norikoe! Fumikoe! IKUzo! Everything has come into this new world, get over all of the excitement! Overcome it! Let's go!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Kono omoi wa tomerarenai! I can't stop these feelings!
Motto otomechikky PAWAA! A girl shines with more chic power!
Kirarinrin chotto kiken na KA. N. JI! It's a slightly dangerous feel-in-g!
Balalaika, balalalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Mou DOKIDOKI tomerarenai! The excitement can't be stopped!
Motto DORAMACHIKKU koi HARERUYA, futari dake no BARARAIKA! A more dramatic love, halleluja! It's our Balalaika!
Sugoku, sugoku chikazuite, otomegokoro CHAN~SU! I'm very close to you, this is the chance that my girl's feelings need!
HAATO HAATO tobidesou, onegai DAARIN, HARAHARARIN! Make my heart skip a beat, please darling, it's going pit-a-pat!
Anata dake wo mitsumeteru ATASHI ni shiranpuri? Are you pretending not to know me, who is gazing only at you?
Kizuite hoshii no yo, TOMEKI! YAKIMOKI! SUKI yo! I want you to notice me, I'm excited! I'm impatient! I love you!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Sono himitsu wo oshiete yo! Motto otomechikku MOODO! Kirarinrin yappa egao ga .KI! Tell me your secret! A girl shines with more chic power! Your smile is won-der-ful, after all!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Yoso mishitecha DAMEDAME yo! Motto ROMANCHIKKU koi SHARARANRAN, kanadetai no bararaika!Don't you look away! A more romantic love, sha-ran-ran, I want to play the balalaika!
ONNA no KO wa itsu datte yume miru otome na no. PYUA PYUA no kokoro de, Koishite! Aishite! S! O! S-O-S! Girls are always dreaming about something. Fall in love with me, with a pure, pure heart! Love me! S! O! S-O-S!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Kono omoi wa tomerarenai! I can't stop these feelings!
Motto otomechikky PAWAA! A girl shines with more chic power!
Kirarinrin chotto kiken na KA. N. JI! It's a slightly dangerous feel-in-g!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Motto DORAMACHIKKU koi HARERUYA, futari dake no BARARAIKA! A more dramatic love, halleluja! It's our Balalaika!
Balalaika!
Balalaika!
The crowd broke into a large applause as the two bowed to the ground. The platform lowered back down and the three autobots ran to the back entrance to see them. "You two are real crown pleasers!" the Meiko twins approved.
"Thanks you two. It's all in the practice." Sari said before she downed a bottle of water,
"So this is where you two have been disappearing off to." Bumblebee almost choked on his oil when he heard that voice.
"Prowl! Jazz! Twins! What on earth are you guys doing here!" he yelled.
"We is following you because you are being sneaky out at nighttime." Jetstorm and Jetfire said in tandem.
"So, why exactly have you been sneaking out to do this? Couldnt you have just told the guys?" Jazz asked cooly leaning against a wall.
"Three words, 'Ratchet and Sentinel" Bumblebee said with his arms crossed over his chassis. "If either of them heard about this we'd never hear the end of it! They'd be ragging on us about it all the time! They'd just be on us about it at some of the worst possible moments! Get what I'm saying?"
"Actually, I do. I can sort of imagine that." Jazz said.
"So come on, promise you'll keep this a secret?" Sari asked with her big, crystal blue eyes.
"Well, alright. As long as you promise that you won't stay out too late when you come out here" Prowl said pointedly.
"Alright dad. We promise." Sari said.
After that the autobots left and Bumblebee and Sari went about their buisness. Just as they were about to leave they were confronted by the shadow that had been lurking in the corner the whole time. "Starscream! What do you want? If you're trying to kidnap us you'll have to take us down fighting!"
"Wait! That's not why I'm here. I have a little favor to ask." Starscream said putting his hands at his sides.
Sari and Bumblebee exchanged looks and looked back at each other. Sari crossed her arms over her chest and said, "Okay, what are you talking about?"
One week later...
Bumblebee jumped from roof to roof with Sari on his shoulder again, but instead, tonight they stopped at a dark alley. Sari turned and saw a dark shadow looming behind them...
"Sorry we're late Starscream, we had to make a mountain of excuses to get out here." Sari said in an exhasparated voice.
"That's alright, as long as you two made it." Starscream said as he stood up off of the pile of piped he had been standing on.
"Well, are you ready or what?" Bumblebee asked as Sari hooked a boom-box up to some small speakers.
"Of course I am. You two have been teaching me for a week haven't you?" Starscream mocked sharply. They shrugged at each other and got into position as Sari pressed the play button on the remote for the boom-box.
To be frank, they had been honestly surprised at how quickly he had leaned. Nonetheless, he danced with them, and he danced well at that. They were surprised to say the least that someone with such a high pitched voice could sing this song so well, but, ya' learn something new every day. The music started up and the three began the dance they had been training Starscream in for a week.
(Now, Starscream's singing is underlined, and Bumblebee and Sari's is the same as last time.)
Yurari yurari yureteitru, otomegokoro PI~NCHI! My girl's feelings are in a pinch swaying back and forth!
Kanari kanari yabai no yo, tasukete DAARIN! KURAKURARIN! This is pretty dangerous, help me darling! I feel dizzy!
Nani mo ka mo ga atarashii sekai ni kichatta wa, takusan no DOKIDOKI. Norikoe!Fumikoe! IKUzo! Everything has come into this new world, get over all of the excitement! Overcome it! Let's go!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Kono omoi wa tomerarenai! I can't stop these feelings!
Motto otomechikky PAWAA! A girl shines with more chic power!
Kirarinrin chotto kiken na KA. N. JI! It's a slightly dangerous feel-in-g!
Balalaika, balalalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Mou DOKIDOKI tomerarenai! The excitement can't be stopped!
Motto DORAMACHIKKU koi HARERUYA, futari dake no BARARAIKA! A more dramatic love, halleluja! It's our Balalaika!
Sugoku, sugoku chikazuite, otomegokoro CHAN~SU! I'm very close to you, this is the chance that my girl's feelings need!
HAATO HAATO tobidesou, onegai DAARIN, HARAHARARIN! Make my heart skip a beat, please darling, it's going pit-a-pat!
Anata dake wo mitsumeteru ATASHI ni shiranpuri? Are you pretending not to know me, who is gazing only at you?
Kizuite hoshii no yo, TOMEKI! YAKIMOKI! SUKI yo! I want you to notice me, I'm excited! I'm impatient! I love you!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Sono himitsu wo oshiete yo! Motto otomechikku MOODO! Kirarinrin yappa egao ga .KI! Tell me your secret! A girl shines with more chic power! Your smile is won-der-ful, after all!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Yoso mishitecha DAMEDAME yo! Motto ROMANCHIKKU koi SHARARANRAN, kanadetai no bararaika!Don't you look away! A more romantic love, sha-ran-ran, I want to play the balalaika!
ONNA no KO wa itsu datte yume miru otome na no. PYUA PYUA no kokoro de, Koishite! Aishite! S! O! S-O-S! Girls are always dreaming about something. Fall in love with me, with a pure, pure heart! Love me! S! O! S-O-S!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Kono omoi wa tomerarenai! I can't stop these feelings!
Motto otomechikky PAWAA! A girl shines with more chic power!
Kirarinrin chotto kiken na KA. N. JI! It's a slightly dangerous feel-in-g!
Balalaika, balalaika, baia-laila-kai-kai!
Motto DORAMACHIKKU koi HARERUYA, futari dake no BARARAIKA! A more dramatic love, halleluja! It's our Balalaika!
Balalaika!
Balalaika!
They ended the song, packed up, and left the alleyway as usual. The very day after that, Starscream and his clones attacked an oil rig trying to steal some of the fresh, black oil from its' source. The Autobots got there and fought them as they tried to collect some to take back to their base. Bumblebee shot at Starscream and missed by an inch. Slipstream in turn blasted Bumblebee in the chest before flying away from one of Sari's energy balls. Starscream landed next to the two and it looked like they were goners, but surprisingly, the seeker just kicked Bumblebee into the shallow water with out looking at him and flew into the air.
Before the lot retreated, Starscream looked down at Bumblebee and Sari and they understood. To anyone else it would just be a malice filled glare, but Bumblebee and Sari understood its' true meaning perfectly. Even though they couldn't be friends physically, because of their differences and their friends, they could still be friends in music.