Chapter 2
"Okay, you got it Amy?" Sonic asked. Amy was dressed in a beautiful lime dress with white frills and bow, with a large green hat and veil. Her quills were tied into a bun, her gloves and rings were switched out for long, white gloves, and her shoes were white sandals. "Ready Sonikku!" Amy chirped.
Silver was dressed as Dr. Eggman, and had pillows sowed to make him look fat. Sonic dyed Silver's fur pale, places a rubber mask on his quills, placed a red nose on his nose, placed glasses on his eyes, wrapped a fake mustache around his muzzle, and in the boots, made soft bricks to make Silver seem taller.
Shadow was resting once again, until a shrill scream rang through the meadow. "What now?!" the ebony hedgehog asked himself before racing to Station Square.
"Oh, somebody help me!" A woman cried. A robot (It was actually E123 Omega indifferent colors. Sonic bribed him to saying Rouge wouldn't steal some parts from him anymore)
Grabbed the woman. "Shit," Shadow cursed. "OHOHOHO I WILL FINALLY RULE THE WORLD!" "Eggman" said. "Somebody, save me and stop this fat abomination!" the woman cried out.
"Doctor, let her go!" Shadow warned. "AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT SHADOW?!" "Eggman" asked. Shadow didn't respond, and instead rammed the robot into a wall while grabbing the woman. "Oh, my hero!" she gushed. Shadow growled and dropped her gently. "Go, run."
The woman ran, but stopped after a while and snickered. "Okay Sonic, Phase One complete!" Amy said.
Shadow was fighting the robot. "COM- eerrr SHADOW, I DO NOT WISH TO FIGHT YOU," The robot said. Shadow didn't respond and continued fighting, until he accidentally got white pain snared on him, and saw a red symbol on the robot's shoulder. "Waaaaait a minute…" Shadow wiped the rest of the paint from the shoulder and proved his suspistions: the Omega symbol.
"Omega?!" Shadow asked. "AFFFFIRMATIVE," Omega said, slightly glitching. Shadow helped Omega to his feet. "Sorry Omega, but I'll make sure he pays," Shadow said. "Eggman" sweat-dropped. "Uh oh."
Shadow punched Eggman and took off the mask to reveal it as Silver. "SILVER!" Shadow growled. "DON'T HURT ME! IT WAS SONIC'S IDEA AND THE WOMAN WAS ACTUALLY AMY! SONIC WANTED TO MAKW YOU FIGHT OMEGA THINKING IT WAS EGGMAN AND HIS ROBOT SO THEN GREY WOULD FIND OUT AND PUNCH YOU INTO THE ARK!" Silver blurted out. Sonic, who was in the park watching the fun, sweat-dropped. "Uh oh."
Suddenly, Sonic felt a tap on his shoulder. Sonic froze. "Hoooo boy…." Sonic said.
Doctor Eggman's base…
"DOCTOR! SOMEBODY WAS PRETENDING TO BE YOU!" Decoe yelled. "Sooo, I have a fan?" Eggman asked nobody in particular. "Indeed," Bocoe said. Bokkun rushed into the scene. "DOCTOR EGGMAN HAS FANS?!" He yelled.
Decoe and Bocoe showed Bokkun and Eggman the tape. "HAHA! A FAN OF MY EGGMAN EMPIRE!" Eggman yelled happily. "WE HAVE A FAAAN! WE HAVE A FAAAN!" Decoe, Bocoe, Bokkun, and Eggman sang.
Meanwhile, at Sonic's house…
Sonic was in a wheelchair, covered in a body cast while Amy was in a wheelchair, both arms broken, both legs broken. Silver was unharmed, drinking a cup of hot chocolate. "I told you it wasn't a good idea…" Silver said. "You're right Silver… We should've used E645 Zemo," Sonic said.
"SONIC! WHAT'S YOUR GOAL IN THIS?!" Silver said. Suddenly, a cast member gives silver the script. "Thank you! Let's see….. Oh. You're showing ways to annoy Shadow?" Silver asked. "Yup," Sonic said. "I'M GONNA KILL SHADOW!" Amy screamed. The cast crew then wheeled Amy out of the area. "0" was Amy's face.
"Welp, I know another way to annoy Shadow!" Sonic said triumphantly. "Which is…?" Silver asked. 'I'm not telling you yet! First, we gotta visit Knux, this cast is ITCHY! Besides, we need his help!" Sonic said. Silver used his telekinesis to fly Sonic and himself to Angel Island.
Rotark: The name is self-explanitory.
Kim: Pfffft Self-explanitory my ASS! Where's Scourge?!
Rotark: Hey, I thought Shaddy was the cursing woman!
Kim: Whatever, I don't give a shit about that…
Ghosty: Ummm I definitely don't know anything about where Scourge is… Errr I have nothing to do with it! It's not like he's trapped or something… *nervous*
(Scourge is trapped in an underground water lab fighting off mutants while being tied together.)
Hedgi: Hummmmm I'm boooooooooooooored
Rotark: Do something.
Hedgi: OKAY! *Shoots Kim with Bazooka gun*
Roatk and Ghosty: O_O
Hedgi: HAHA! THAT WAS FUUUUUN! ):D
Rotark: No offense Shaddy but, you're kinda a maniac!
Ghosty: Kind of? Really? She IS a maniac-_-
Hedgi: At least I don't do it with the same HUNTER'S KNIFE!
Rotark: *Whistles randomly*
Hedgi: AAAAAAAND I DON'T DROWN PEOPLE IN BREAD, COOK THEM, AND MAKE THEM INTO TOAST!
Ghosty: *Stops eating his toast*
Ghosty: Uhhhh hehe… who gave you THAT idea?! *nervous again*
Hedgi: I tasted your toast Mr. ToastyGhost. It tastes like metal. AND I found a piece of brain in there!
Rotark: Ewwwwwww *throws up on Kim*
Kim: BAZINGAAAAAAA! *Throws dragons everywhere*
Ghosty: whoa, where are those dragons coming from!
Hedgi: PSSH! Her ass of course!
Rotark: STOP CURSING!
Hedgi: Absolutely not! It goes against my Shadow code!
Ghosty and Rotark: ….
Rotark: You love Shadow the Hedgehog so much you try to act like him?
Hedgi: Exactly. But the guns are my own personal addition!
Ghosty and Rotark: …
Hedgi: READ ON OR THIS BAZOOKA IS GONNA GO BAZINGA RIGHT IN YO FACE!
Rotark: SHADDY! NO NEED TO BE VIOLENT!
Ghosty: Oh, why me?!