Toon Link Pov
After my fight with Bowser I told Lucas that I'd go get myself a snack before bed.
"Okay, but watch out for Nana," he warned behind his shoulder.
Nana is a crazy chick that has a crush on me. She stalks me everyday waiting for me to be alone and when I do…I don't want to talk about it, I'm really getting tired of this; I wish she likes someone else for once.
I walked with caution in the hall, worried that I might run into her. Then I heard her voice in Peach's room.
"Yeah I think he's cute," she blabbered; of course she's talking about me.
"But dear what about Toon Link I thought you like him," said a voice sounded like Peach.
Wait, who was she talking about…she thinks someone is cute…. did my wish just came true?
"I showed him his room, he looks sort of shy in a sweet way"
"So he's the newcomer, I haven't met him," Peach said, I can hear her sipping her tea out loud. The newcomer? Oh yeah the newcomer Master Hand said about last week. what-his-name…Villager?
"So what about, Toon? Don't forget about him," Peach pointed out.
"Maybe if Villager ask me out or something I don't know if he really likes me." I heard her say.
"Well, dear it's getting late you should properly get to your room." Peach told her.
"Okay…right after I see ~Toon Link," she said dreamily. I ran as fast as I can in my room and locked the door.
This is perfect! Just imagine those two together. She will leave me alone, no more hiding for her, no more getting kissed in the lips, and she'll finally move on!
Hold on a sec Toon.
If I get the new guy to go out with Nana, yes she'll like him. But will he like her, I don't want to see Nana running after him or having him to hide from her, or be blackmail by her to take her on a date (she did that to me last week) . If he has no interest in her I'll tell him what she did to me and warn him to stay away.
I heard a knock. "Hey Toony, are you there?"
I didn't answer; I heard a grunt and footsteps away.
Okay tomorrow I'll talk to Villager, see if he's interested in her.