(K9, Ele, & Messy are on a canoe in the lake)
Ele: (Not paddling and shouting in a mega phone) Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!
K9: (Paddling)
Messy: (Trying to paddle though is using the wrong side of the ore)
K9: Shouldn't you be steering, Messy paddling and me helping steering? Why does it feel like I'm the only one paddling? [1]
Ele: …
Percy: Hi guys!
Messy: Could you help us out and push us to shore?
Percy: Sure (Makes a wave that shoves them, though it was too big of a wave and they flipped off the canoe)
(They wake up on anther beach where people are signing and dancing)
Tanner: On my way feeling fine, can see my reflection in my surfboard shine
Messy: Where are we?
Ele: I have no idea.
Messy: What do we do?
Ele: Have fun! (Runs into the musical)
Ele & Surfers: Surf surf crazy it's like a kiddie wonderland and we've gone surf surf crazy!
K9: …
Messy: K9 I have a feeling we're not at Camp Half-blood anymore. [2]
K9: I think we're in the movie.
Messy: ?
K9: You know the one that just came out Teen Beach Movie. [3]
Messy: So we're in a movie about two teens stuck in a movie? My brain hurts. (Faints)
K9: …um we don't- (Ele grabs her and pulls her into the musical K9 does the same thing as Mack did in the first song)
(Everyone introduces them selves like they did in the movie)
Ele: Ele!
K9: (Weirded out) Ummm…I'm K9?
Ele: (Points to Messy) Messy!
Messy: (Startled by Ele and wakes up dazed) We…we don't own anything. (Passes out again)
II
After bringing the information about the prophecy the demigods organized a consul meeting for everyone to hear the news, though once they did it wasn't so organized, pandemonium would be a better word.
"What are we going to do?" Someone shouted.
"We're sitting ducks here!" Anther screamed.
"Calm down, please be quiet, we're trying to…" Chiron started though was drowned out by the campers' shouting and screaming random questions.
"Can I see that?" Thalia asked pointing to the two mics.
"Um...sure?" Chiron said a little nervous.
Thalia took the two mics and rammed them into each other;the screeching silenced them easily since everyone had to avert the attention from yelling to covering their ears. [4]
"Shut up people!" Thalia shouted.
"Ok now, since sinners can only be taken at noon or midnight I've decided that everyone must be in their cabins at those times," Chiron said.
"What about who the traitor is?" Someone shouted.
"It's that Ares girl that ran away isn't it?" Anther shouted.
"Patricia isn't a traitor!" Joy shouted trying to defend her best friend.
"Oh really? then why did she run away? She didn't even tell anyone about it she just left a note!" A random camper shouted.
"He has a point, her boyfriend just died, just like Silena. she could betray us too!"Drew shouted.
"She would never do that!" Joy said very pissed at the moment.
"Why not? Her precious boy just died who knows what she'd do!" Drew replied arrogantly .
"How can you say that? Not everyone is a psycho lunatic like you who would go even crazier (if that's even possible) if a boy dumped her!" Joy shouted. [5]
"You're one to talk I heard you tried to get that boy over there though that Poseidon girl stole him from you and you did some pretty nasty things to her!" Drew shouted.
At that point Joy was silenced, Drew had defiantly struck a nerve.
"Patricia might be hard to get along with at first though that doesn't mean she would do anything to betray us! Also what give you the right to say that to Joy!" KT stated.
"ORDER! ORDER!" Chiron shouted while whacking a hammer against the podium.
"Don't make me get the mics out again!" Thalia shouted and once again the room was silent.
"I think we've all had enough today so everyone go to your cabins now!" Mr. D shouted.
Joy, KT, Piper, Annabeth, Nina, and Thalia stayed behind, "You guys don't think Patricia is the traitor, right?" Joy asked.
"Well, there is a lot of stuff pointing at her, she did run away, Eddie is um...not with us at the moment, she got out before the boarders where changed," Thalia started.
"She wouldn't though," Joy said.
"We're not saying it is her though if you go over the facts Trixie does seem the most suspicious," Nina said.
"Plus Patricia is a bit angry all the time, it would really be hard to make her a sinner," Annabeth said.
"Then she wouldn't be doing it of her own free will, Joy," KT reasoned.
"I still don't think it's her," Joy said.
"Then who do you think it is?" Annabeth asked.
"I don't know though I've known Trixie for years and she wouldn't," Joy started.
"Joy, she was a sinner before," Thalia stated.
"Before! past tense, not now!" Joy argued.
"I think we just need sometime to cool off a bit, so let's just go to our cabins and get some good night's rest and worry about this in the morning," Nina said and walked off, the others followed. As they were walking Annabeth grabbed Thalia.
"We need to talk," Annabeth said.
"What about? Let's just go to bed," Thalia said.
"No, you've been acting very odd lately, you seem on edge," Annabeth explained.
"I'm not," Thalia denied.
"Really? because you almost took a camper's head off at breakfast today when he asked for you to scoot you chair in so he could get by," Annabeth said.
"Fine, I was warned about the traitor a week earlier by Lady Artemis telling me to beware about a darkness, though I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. Though now I think that doesn't apply since everyone knows about it," Thalia answered.
"It doesn't mean you have to go around paranoid all day long!" Annabeth reasoned.
"You have a good point Annie, thanks," Thalia said and smirked.
"I told you not to call me that!" The daughter of Athena said.
"How about Beth?" The child of Zeus asked.
"No," She replied.
"Why not Annie?" Thalia asked.
"No!" Annabeth answered.
"Oh, why not? How about Blondie then?" Thalia asked clearly playing with fire now.
"NO!" Annabeth shouted.
"Oh, come on Patricia gets to call you that," Thalia said.
" Yeah, and she isn't on my list," She retorted.
"You have a list?" Thalia asked.
"Yes, and you're starting to climb up it," Annabeth stated.
"How high is Patricia?" Thalia asked.
"Wait a second! The note where is it?" Annabeth said.
"Wait, what?" Thalia asked.
"This," Annabeth answered and pulled out the note Patricia left, "I knew it!" Annabeth said while rereading it.
"What am I missing here?" Thalia asked.
"Read the note again, 'Now, I'm going to be leaving for a while. I'll be fine. Nothing to worry about, I just needed some space. All I ask is to take care of yourselves. I'll be back soon. So, don't look for me. Eddie wouldn't want anyone else to get lost. Visualize how much of a nervous wreck he would be if someone else did get lost. I'll miss you all. Last night was when I left in case anyone's wondering.' Why is it so polite?" Annabeth asked.
"You're right about that, did she even write this?" Thalia asked.
"Wait a minute I think she did, read it again, closely this time," Annabeth said.
Meanwhile off into the distance in the forest: "Let go of me!" Someone shouted.
"Just hold still it will all be over soon, looks like we're just it time for midnight," The hooded person said as a sarcophagus opened.
Then person who was struggling broke lose one hand and knocked the hood off, "You're the trader?" The person shouted.
Messy: How do we get out of here?
Ele: No idea!
K9: In the movie they surfed back in a storm.
Ele: Great we just have to wait for a storm.
Percy: Or I could just make anther big wave for you.
Messy: When did you get here?
Percy: This is where I go when I need a vacation.
Tanner: Hey Percy!
Percy: How's the waves Tanner.
Tanner: Craaaaaazzzzzyyy!
K9: …
Messy: He's hotter then Fabian! (Runs after him)
Butchy: You better run run run, 'cause here we come, revving our engines under the sun
Ele: I'm going back for anther musical! (Runs over to the bikers)
Ele & Bikers: Don't stop stop the music we ride fast like a bullet. We do anything we want, anytime we want. Ohh, yah. Ohh, yah. Not gonna live any other way!
K9: … this is one strange day…
Mack: Tell me about it.
K9: You wouldn't believe half of it if I did.
Mack: We have three days to kill so let's hear it.
K9: Well it all started when my two friends over there and I started writing this fiction…
Percy: I think they might be here a while so I'll say it, thanks for reading a please review!
[1] What happened when I went canoeing the day I started this.
[2] Famous Wizard of Oz line I just had to put in.
[3] I was watching Teen Beach Movie while writing disclaimers with Ele (she hates this idea) sorry if you didn't like that.
[4] ICarly reference
[5] I thought Patricia and Joy didn't have enough moments together in the show, if you where to only watch season 3 you wouldn't even know they were best friends in my opinion