"Kneel."
Tails knelt before the great goddess who had appeared before him.
With catlike swipes, Sonique withdrew her mighty titanslaying bass Shitskull, from a dimension of eternal pain and suffering, wrought from divine promises, hewn from the diamond of a trillion galaxies, pulsing with the blood of prepubescent boys and forged from the hearts of the devil's finest. It screamed and snorted as it was unleashed, but only one as Sonique could understand it.
She swung the perch through Tails's scrawny head, bursting it asunder. She took the head of her fallen foxslave and stuffed it into her anus, connecting them forevermore. Sonique then expelled gas and summoned great comets from the void to kill everyone on Mobius for no reason at all. And then he had a vision. It was Mohammad the Great Nigger, calling the hedgehog from his underwater fort that wasn't underwater.
"Sonique, you must rock the fuck out."
And so she did, boys and girls and dear readers. Sonique channeled her rage through Shitskull. The boy blood within simmered and boiled. She summoned a great meteor, swathed with the semen of a thousand wanks, leapt onto it, and flew into space. She encased the whole meteor in a ball of holy shitfire and flew through Saturn, killing the shit out of it. Then she sent the carcass of Neptune through Saturn, killing the shit out of it and making every testicle in the universe explode, each singing religious hymns and angelic love.
"Oh don't you go there! Imma strong independent black hedgehog who don't need no Prophet!"
Sonique did then fly through the void, punching bishops in the face with her fists encase in shitfire and throwing their ruined heads into the future where they continued to spear children with their members. Then she did receive another vision from Yolkman, who was eating wetback food with the president of Palestine.
"Chili dog, my friend?"
"That ain't weed!"