((A/N: hey! It's about time I updated. I'm a procrastinator, I know. It'll be my downfall. That and my lack of talent. Anyway. This chapter would have been up yesterday, but i couldn't log in! For this chapter I decided to use two of my most favorite newer songs. Ain't No Other Man, by Christina A. and Stars are Blind, by Paris Hilton. Totally mainstream, but I love them. The votes from last chapter are in, but I'll announce them at the end of the chapter. Enjoy and thanks for reading, and for all the reviews last chapter! Now lets watch Rom read the disclaimer!

Rom: -sighs- Brandy Mallory does not own ToS or any of the songs mentioned or sung. Also any lyrics in brackets are sung by the back up singers…))

"Welcome back folks, I'm Kvar and this is the six o clock news," Kvar shuffles his papers quite randomly, "Wild ducks discovered in an Altamira swimming pool and the Pope finally admits he's wearing a pink thong. But first we go live to Genis in the field. Genis?"

Genis is standing in front of a rather large stage, complaining to his cameraman, "I mean, why do they send me on all of these stupid leads? This isn't what I got into journalism for!"

"Genis?"

The white haired half elf jumped, "Crap! I mean, I'm standing here at the main stage in Palmacoasta, where the quest for the answer to the eternal question continues. Should Kratos be with Raine or Yuan?"

"So tell us Genis, what are we about to see?"

Genis sighs, "The two have opted for an old fashion sing and dance off to prove their love or something along those lines."

"So Kratos is in attendance I presume?"

"Yeah, we asked him for a comment but it wasn't appropriate for the six o clock news." Genis sighed once again, "Anyway, the music seems to be starting… According to the sheet I got Yuan's up first with Ain't No Other Man."

The stage spotlights Zelos and Sheena, who are once again the backup singer/dancer people, "Do your thang honey!"

"I could feel it from the start," Yuan walks in, dressed in a pair of tight white pants and a matching tank, "Couldn't stand to be apart. Something 'bout you caught my eye, something moved me deep inside!"

The spotlights began flashing and the angel spins around, "I don't know what you did boy but you had it. And I've been hooked ever since."

Sheena and Zelos do a cute little spin, "I told my mother, my brother, my sister and my friends. I told the others, my lovers, both past and present tense."

Yuan barely dodges a random watermelon that Raine threw at him, "That every time I see you everything starts making sense."

Zelos points to the aqua haired one "Do your thang honey!"

Chorus: "Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you. Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do (what you do). You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon. You got soul, you got class. You got style, you bad ass - oh yeah! Ain't no other man its true - alright - Ain't no other man but you."

The crowd has gone completely wild. A random Yuan fangirl throws a bra, which Yuan signs and throws back into the audience. Insert major fangirl catfight here.

"Never thought I'd be alright. No, no, no!" Note that Yuan is actually hitting all the notes perfectly, "Till you came and changed my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah! What was cloudy now is clear! Yeah, yeah! You're the light that I needed."

He points at Kratos, who is sitting front and center, "You got what I want boy, and I want it! So keep on givin' it up!"

Sheena and Zelos ignor the hisses from the Kraine section of the crowd, "Tell your mother, your brother, your sister, and your friends. And the others, your lovers, better not be present tense."

Yuan dodges a flaming bag of dog poo, "Cause I want everyone to know that you are mine and no one else's!"

Chorus x1, Yuan counties to dodge random fruits.

Zelos ducks, "Break it down now!"

Yuan throws off tank top, yes he's now shirtless, it's ok to drool, "Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no other! (other) Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no other LOVER! Ain't no other, I, I, I need no other! Ain't no other man but you!" This is the part of the song where he really explores the voice scale thing.

"Ohhhh!"

"You are there when I'm a mess" Screen in the background shows picture of Yuan sobbing after Martel's death, Kratos is holding out a tissue.

"Talk me down from every ledge," Picture of Yuan trying to jump off a cliff and fly, with Kratos in the background trying to tell him that his wings aren't strong enough.

"Give me strength, boy you're the best" Picture of Kratos giving Yuan an Apple Gel.

"You're the only one who's ever passed every test," Picture of teenage Kratos, pimple faced, greasy haired, studying for science class. Kratos covers his eyes in the audience.

Chorus x1.

" And now I'm tellin you son, ain't no other man but you"

Yuan and his backup dancers go into super dance crazy mode, "Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you, Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do (what you do). You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon. (baby, baby, baby)"

Yuan fans are still going crazy, "You got soul, you got class."

Raine fans are sending them death glares, "You got style ya bad ass - oh yeah!"

"Ain't no other man it's true - alright –" Yuan's dancing has gotten so fast you'd swear he must be lip-syncing.

"Ain't no other man but you." Yuan finishes song and passes out on the ground.

Genis looks back to the camera, "That was a waste of four minutes. Now my half crazed, I mean, full crazed sister Raine is up, singing" The half elf consults his paper, "Stars are Blind."

Raine walks in where a very modest outfit, which consists of a cute sundress and flip-flops. "Just hanging here with you. Cuz I don't find too many guys, that treat me like you do." The whole Yuan fan section hisses at once. Gee those Yuan fangirls are violent. Wouldn't want to meet them in a dark alley wearing a Kraine rocks T-shirt.

Our half elf ignores the hissing, "Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride. But when I walk their talk is suicide."

Raine dances softly to the music, obviously trying not to overdo it like Yuan had, "Some people never get beyond their stupid pride. But you can see the real me inside And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh."

"Even though the gods are crazy," Martel can be heard, offended, in the background.

"Even though the stars are blind," Did I mention how loud the Raine fangirls are singing? It's awesome!

Raine points at Kratos, "If you show me real love baby, I'll show you mine."

"I can make you nice and naughty" Genis throws up in the background, I guess he took that line a bit perverted.

"Be the devil and angel too," Raine ducks to avoid a handful of carrots that just awakened Yuan has thrown her way.

"Got a heart and soul and body. Let's see what this love can do. Baby I'm perfect for you!" Yuan fans seem to highly disagree with this statement, where as Raine fans are going crazier.

"My love, ohh oh" A catfight between Kruan fan 1 and Kraine fan 4 breaks out. Kranna fan 2 pouts because her pairing has so far been excluded.

"I could be your confidante," Some of the dumber audience members look up the word confidante in their dictionaries.

"Just one of your girlfriends," The catfight is still on, though more people have joined.

Raine starts singing louder to cover the sound of random fangirl battle cries "But I know that love's what you want."

"If tomorrow the world ends," if the fangirls continue like they are, this might be a possibility.

"Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love? Now tell me who have you been dreaming of at night at home? oh no, ohh"

Chorus x1, Raine dances a bit smuttier than she has been.

"Excuse me for feeling," She runs a finger over her lips, "This moment is critical. Might be me feeling, it could get physical, oh no, no no."

Speaking of physical, a Kruan fangirl is being taking out on a stretcher.

Chorus x1

"Let's see what this love can do" Raine's practically shouting over the crowd now.

"Baby I'm perfect for you," Boo's from the Yuan fans.

"Baby I'm perfect for you," Screams from the Raine fans.

"Even though the gods are crazy. Even though the stars are blind. Even though the gods are crazy." Raine promptly loses her voice from singing to loud.

Genis approaches Kratos, "So? Who's it gonna be?"

"Hey!" A women's voice is heard from the crowd, "This isn't fair! I deserve a turn!"

Anna pushes her way on stage. Yuan and Raine gasp.

"Well, this sure is an interesting turn of events," Genis says, "Don't you think Kvar?"

Kvar has fallen asleep at his desk.

"Whatever!" Genis goes off to find a hotdog.

((Not my best work, but oh well. Anna's joined the brawl! And no I'm not changing the name to The Yuan vs. Raine vs. Anna Showdown. It doesn't sound right… anyway, the Votes stand as:

Yuan: 5 (Wow, Yuan's loved isn't he?)

Raine: 2 (Where are all the Kraine fans? Do you WANT her to lose?)

Anna: 2 (yes I had to Votes for her, even though she wasn't in the first chapter. You can vote for her now!)

And remember: Every review counts as a vote! Don't waste your review by not voting! And if you didn't review in a previous chapter you still can and it'll still count! The votes will be updated on my profile every day! (Unless I forget) Vote peoples! Vote or your fav might lose! Also, all voters can appear in the crowd of next chapter's showdown! If you want to be included, or NOT included, say so on your review!

So vote peoples! Thanks for reading!))