I found myself on a pirate ship, off the shore of a jungle-lined coast.
The man with the blade at my throat even had a parrot on his shoulder!
"Look, I don't know why I'm here either!" I stammered with my
"The Jolly Roger doesn't accept stowaways!"
Well, that explained his appearance. "Wait, you're Captain Hook?"
He nodded gruffly, but failed to give my neck more breathing space.
"Hell's Bells. I'm in the Never Never. Appartum. There's a path back to Earth, if you're tired of fighting The Lost Boys."
Five minutes full of cheering later, the ship was empty.
I wonder if this counted as a successful boarding.