Touhou Halloween
By: KitsuneInu
Chapter 2: A Shocking Discovery
KitsuneInu: We last left our friends when Marisa, Reimu, and Suika were getting prepared to gang rape Karri…
Karri: *blushing* NO THEY WEREN'T!!!
KitsuneInu: *pouting* Awwww, you never let me have any fun.
Reimu: *rolls eyes*
KitsuneInu: Anyway where we really left off was when Marisa, Reimu, and Suika were staring at Karri with evil expressions.
Marisa: Well this is gonna be interesting-ze.
"LET ME DOWN YOU GUYS!! LET ME DOWN DAMN IT!!!" Karri shouted from the living room. She is currently hanging upside down from Marisa's broom which is all the way up to the ceiling, being held in place by a VERY well tied rope. But more importantly, let me explain how they got into this situation.
*Flashback start* After breakfast, "But Mom," Karri complained while her parents were packing things into their car, "Why do the boys and you guys get to go to the mall and not me?!" Karri's mom looked toward her daughter, "Didn't I already tell you Kitty?" her mother said in a calm tone. Also, "Kitty" was a nickname her parents called her because she loved cats as a little kid. Now she hates the name but still holds the same love for cats, it's just that she never shows it. "Me and your dad need to go help in Uncle Peter's shop and the boys are going to a field trip for Church school." Her mother continued. "I hate Church school." Jake said looking at Jason, Jason made a gagging noise. Karri rolled her eyes, "But why do I have to stay here?" Her mom answered calmly, "The skate shop's closed and so is the skate park. You'll be bored at the mall; at least here you have a computer and the TV." Karri couldn't argue with her mother's logic and replied, "Sure whatever, go take the brats and leave already." "Okay then," her mother said, "We'll be back by 1."
So after a quick kiss on the forehead from her parents, Karri was left alone at her house with 4 girls from another world in her room. "Oh boy," Karri sighed as she went into the house. To her surprise as soon as she came in she hit her head on something, or rather someone. Karri looked in front of her to find Marisa flying slightly off the ground without her broom. "What in the freakin hell?" Karri thought as she looked around the house, finding the other girls all flying around exploring the house. Reimu flew next to Karri, "Hello Karri-san," she said landing next to Karri, on the exact spot she was just flying over, "We were just taking a tour around the house." "I could see that Reimu," Karri replied. "But more importantly," Karri looked at Reimu who, she just realized, had the box of pins in her hand, "We need to experiment on this power of yours." Karri stared at Reimu and then reared back saying, "There is no freakin way, I'm letting you experiment in this house! I might get in some deep shit if you guys like, I dunno, blow up the house!" Reimu looked unpleased, "So you won't agree to us," Reimu said putting her head in her hand, "Okay then I just guess we'll have to use more forceful methods." She snapped her fingers and Karri only saw a blur fly in front of her before she was knocked out. When she woke up she found herself hanging upside down from Marisa's broom. *Flashback end*
"We'll let you go when you agree to let us test your powers!" Reimu shouted to Karri who was franticly trying to get down. "Right so just agree already-ze!" Marisa said from the couch. Karri looked over to the couch and saw Marisa and Alice cuddling, but Alice didn't seem like she was enjoying it, yet she was blushing and holding onto Marisa's dress pretty tightly… "What are you guys doing?" Karri asked the two. Marisa looked up to Karri so she could make eye contact, "I'm cuddling Alice-da ze. Isn't she the cutest?" Marisa smiled and petted Alice's head with that last line, which caused Alice's blush to grow even bigger. Karri looked over to Reimu, "Hey Reimu, are those two like, lesbians or something?" Before Reimu could answer, Suika answered from a lean back chair, "Like heck they are! Pretty much everybody in Gensokyo is gay. Well I guess that's what you get from having only 2 males." At this Karri freaked, "WAIT ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S ONLY 2 DUDES IN YOUR WORLD!?" Reimu nodded, "Yeah pretty much, Rinnosuke and Youmu's father. Oh, there's Genji, but he's a turtle so he doesn't count, and Unzan, but he's Nyuudo (big cloud spirit)." Karri was taken aback by this information, and then she remembered where she was.
"So you'll let me down if I agree that you can potentially destroy the house?" Karri asked Alice and Reimu. "Exactly!" Reimu said, "I guess so." Alice said shrugging as well as a person can when she's hugging someone. Karri sighed, "Alright I'll agree to your weird request, just try not to blow up the house at all costs and if you do, you have to pay for it." Reimu nodded and told Marisa to lower her broom. Marisa held up her hand and the broom slowly lowered down so that Karri's face was touching the floor. Then Suika came over and undid the knot causing Karri to land flat on her face. That was when Karri realized that she was still in her pajamas and hadn't brushed her teeth yet. 'I'll just skip brushing today,' Karri thought as she stood up and headed toward her room. "Hey where are you goin?" Suika asked as Karri disappeared around the corner, "To go change, I'll be back soon. And none of you even think about going into my room until I come out!" Karri's voice echoed in the hallway.
After waiting for about 5 minutes, Karri came back in the hallway. She was out of her blue and black pajamas and into some real clothes. Now she was dressed in a cool gray t-shirt with the word 'SKATE' in the center, a navy jacket, blue jeans, and a hat with the same logo as her shirt. All the girls looked at Karri and then Marisa said, "Cool clothes-ze. Look a little different than ours though, and how the hell did you afford pants?! You don't seem that rich-ze…" Karri was confused, "I just bought them at Aeropostale for like, 15 bucks." All of them stared at her with blank faces. 'I forgot their like, Japanese or something.' Karri thought to herself, 'Umm, what was their exchange rate again? It was a dollar being like 100 yen, right? Well might as well try.' "It was about, 1500 ¥." Karri said again. The girls seemed to understand now and they stared in wonder. "The only people in Gensokyo with pants are Wriggle, Moukou, Kourin, and Youmu's dad-da ze!" Marisa exclaimed, "Why's pants so cheap here-da ze!?" Reimu hit Marisa's head lightly, "This is a different world remember?". 'But you were amazed too, remember?' Karri thought as she watched Alice stroke the top of Marisa's head hesitantly.
Reimu then looked at Karri, "Now, time to go on with the experimenting." Karri hesitantly stepped forward in front of Reimu. "Now give me the hand with the ring on it." Reimu demanded. Karri obeyed and brought out her right hand. "Suika! Give me one of the pins, any one will do." Suika obeyed. Reimu then took the pin, which was a knife, and brought it close to the ring. Slowly, as the pin came closer, the ring started to light up, but when the pin was about 4 centimeters away from the ring, the light went out. Reimu made a face and looked at Karri's left hand. She grabbed it and placed the pin in Karri's empty hand. "Now I want you to do the exact same thing I just did." Reimu told Karri. Karri nodded and started bringing the pin closer and closer to her ring. Then about the same distance Reimu was at when it went dead, it started to grow bigger. Karri stopped moving it closer and the pin started to get bigger, the same way that Alice's pin had done. At one point the pin became so big Karri had to put it on the floor. Then with a bright flash of light, the pin was gone, and in its place, a person.
This one was also a girl, with short silver hair, dark blue eyes, a long braid on both sides of her face, a white and dark blue French maid outfit with short sleeves, and a white bonnet on her head. The new girl looked around and asked in a clear voice, "Where am I?" Reimu and the others smiled. "Hey Sakuya!" Marisa said as she gently pushed Alice off her so she could stand. "Hello Marisa." Sakuya answered, then she turned her attention to Karri, "Who is this?" Reimu walked up to Karri and put a hand on her shoulder, "This is Karri-san and you're in a different world." Sakuya seemed shocked for a minute and then regained her calm, lady like face and asked, "How exactly did this happen?" The others stared at each other and then Alice said, "None of us are really sure how it happened. But Reimu thinks it has something to do with Karri-san. She seems to have a power that was given to her by this ring." With that, Alice took Karri's hand and showed Sakuya the ring.
Sakuya just stood there and looked at the ring for a second and then crossed her arms, "Well it seems like Karri-san has a power given to her by some unknown force, and that it has something to do with us." She gave a wary glance to the others, "I'm afraid there's nothing we can do except wait until we find a way to get back to Gensokyo." The room fell silent. The silence was then broken by Suika giving a small squeak from the kitchen.
"Reimu! Reimu! We're in big trouble!!!" Suika said running into the room and grabbing the shrine maiden's dress. "Suika what's wrong!?" Reimu said looking worried. "Th-They don't have any sake, not even any beer!" Suika said looking at Reimu with puppy-dog eyes. Reimu sighed and pried Suika off of her. "Suika," Reimu started off, "Remember that we're in a different world now," Suika nodded, "So, people in different worlds don't regularly drink like we do." Suika nodded, "Okay I understand now!" she then ran off somewhere in the house.
"Seriously…" Reimu sighed. "Wait a minute," Karri said, "You guys drink? As in consume alcohol?" Everyone nodded, "I like sake." Reimu said, "No way beer is way better!" Marisa said waving her hand. "I prefer fine quality red wine." Sakuya said crossing her arms. "I'm fine with anything," Alice said, "I don't drink much anyway." Karri sweat dropped, 'These guys…' she thought as she watched them talk about whatever-nonsense they talk about. 'They're pretty weird; I can't have them all outside at once either, there would be too much people. Better turn some of them into pins again, the only problem is, how do I do that?'
Karri turned to the girls, "Guys," they ignored her, "Guys?" they again ignored her. "Yo! GUYS!!" They finally turned their heads and Suika came back from wherever she went to. "What is it Karri-san?" Sakuya asked. "I need to figure out a way to turn you guys back into pins." Karri said pointing at the box of pins that sat on the floor. "But why!?" Marisa whined. "So I won't have to find weird places to hide you guys, like in those movies. If my parents found out about you guys, they'd freak out and send you guys to the government to get tested or something." Marisa closed her mouth. "Then let's find a way to get us back into pins," Reimu said looking at the rest of the girls, "So who wants to go first?" Suika raised her hand, "Here! I wanna try!" Reimu raised her eyebrow as Suika came closer to Karri, "Put your hand out Karri-chan, the one with the ring on it." Suika said, "Like this?" Karri asked putting her hand face down in front of Suika's face. "Perfect!" Suika said clapping her hands. "Suika what are you doing?" Reimu asked the little oni, "I saw it on Kaguya's computer one day," Suika said bending down in front of Karri's hand, "I dunno what it does but it's worth a try right?" With that Suika kissed the ring, then a bright purple glow surrounded her and Suika's pin, which was her gourd, lay on top of the ring. "So that's how you turn back into a pin!" Marisa said snapping her fingers, "Seems simple enough."
"No it's not simple enough!" Karris said with a blush on her cheeks, "You guys have to kiss my hand!" Sakuya walked in front of Karri, "No this is kissing your hand," she bent down, lifted Karri's hand up to her lips, and gently kissed it, letting it fall afterwards. "What we're doing is kissing your ring, which is a completely different thing." Karri looked down at her hand and blushed, "It's really weird ya know," Karris said, "Having someone of the same sex kissing you anywhere." Sakuya smiled, "You'll get used to it."
Alice got up from the couch, which she had been sitting on this whole time, and said, "I'm tired, I'll turn back into a pin too." With that she walked over and kissed Karris ring, instantly turning into her pin. Karri looked at the clock, "Crap! It's almost 1! How'd time go by so fast!? Last time I checked the time it wasn't even 10!" Marisa and Reimu looked accusingly at Sakuya. "Pardon me, I must've subconsciously sped up time." Sakuya said apologetically. "Wait what?" Karri said confused, "Never mind, just turn into pins before my parents get here." The girls obeyed and they all turned into pins just before Karri's parents showed up in the driveway. As Karri looked out the window she thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'
Super late second chapter, its not even for Halloween anymore anyway, just a little story. Bah, it'll probably b forever until I update again, but until then review, provide criticism, and enjoy. See ya again~! ;3