JS:NOW FOR THE SECOND CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!
Cranky:Took you long enough.
JS:runs into a brick wallHooray for hurtness!
Cranky:peers downYou're the weirdest girl I've ever met that thinks I'm cute.rolls eyes
JS:drunk by boozeHow'd you know I thought you were cuuuute?
Cranky:You should really consider keeping a lock on your diary.starts to read the last page in the restricted section in JS' diaryWhoa!drops book,scared out of his witsTOO MUCH INFORMATION!TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Ganon:What?looks at the page and drops the bookHOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
JS:I LIKE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2-Five Hours Later,Other Crap,And Random Parodeies!
JS:looks around bar,dozes offSooooo tired...wakes up with a snapHuh?Wha?
Coca-Cola mascot:Hiya,JS!
JS:Hiya,weird panda dude!
Coca-Cola mascot:I'm not a panda.I'm a polar bear.
JS:Oh.Hiya,weird polar bear dude!
C.C.M:Hiya!
JS:Hiya!
Cranky:drunkShut up,you morons...breaks beer bottle on Marth's headOhhhhhhh.Shaaaaaarp...
JS:wakes up with a snap of electricityFREAKY POLAR BEARS OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cranky:drunkMaaaaaaaaarth,stop singing the ending song off of 'Barney'!
Marth:drunker than holy hellI love youuuuuuuuu,you love meeeeeeeeee.We're a happy familyyyyy.With a great big hug and a kiss for me and you...rolls over and throws up all over JS' feet
JS:sweatdropDon't I feel special?remembers what she was going to sayI've got a better version!This was made by my sis KattsEyeDemon.
Cranky:sits up
JS:I hate you!You hate me!Let's hang Barney from a tree!With a great big stick and a wack for me and you!Barney's dead,yip yip harooy!
Everyone else:stares
JS:What?
Cranky:stiffles laughter
Marth:laughing so friggin' hard,it turns into a full-blown sezire
Cranky:Marth,you stupid son-of-a-(beep)!
Marth:Son-of-a-(beep)?!SON-OF-A-(beep)?!YOU'RE A SON-OF-A-(beep)!
Cranky:Moronic prince!
Marth:Old coot!
JS:(breaks the two apart just as they were about to pounce on each other and tare each others eyes out)Stop,you two,or no more Smernoff!
Cranky and Marth:NO!!!!!!!!!PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY THE SMERNOFF!!!!!!!!!!ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!
JS:Then no more fighting!
Cranky and Marth:Alright.We'll stop.
JS:Good.Here's your reward.(throws thirty bottles of Smernoff to them.They both catch fifteen)
Cranky and Marth:YAY!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU,JS!!!!!!!!!!
JS:Welcome,boys.
FIFTEEN MINUETS LATER
Cranky:(face light green)I don't feel good.
Marth:(face light green also)Me either.
Samus:(rolls eyes)I guess that's what you get for drinking FIFTEEN BOTTLES OF SMERNOFF WITHIN TEN MINUETS!!!!!!!!!!!
Marth:(about to throw up)EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!(runs past Samus to bathroom running over a few people)
Cranky:(face turning back to original color)What's his problem?
Samus:(notices Cranky's face turning back to original Color)What the-?Your face is turning back to its original color!What's with that?
Cranky:Huh?Oh.Well,Kongs are a little different.You see,Samus,Kongs don't really get sick.They just get sick for a couple of minutes then go back to being normal.
Samus:I see...(accidentaly knocks over her cup with peanut butter in it and it comes out like a river flowing)NUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cranky:(shakes head)HEY,JS!!!!!!!!!
JS:GORRAMIT!!!!!!!!!FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME,WHAT?!
Cranky:Samus needs more peanut butter.
JS:(exploding with anger)GORRAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU TARE ME AWAY FROM MY WORK...(looks at ketchup-drunk Pikachu lying on a pool table singing the ending song off of Barney drunkly,sweatdrop)ER...WHAT I THINK IS MY WORK JUST BECAUSE SAMUS RAN OUT OF GORRAM PEANUT BUTTER?!
Cranky:...Yes.
JS:THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!(stands up on bar counter)EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Cranky,Samus,and JS:Aw...
JS:I SAID OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoyalFanatic:Now,now,JS.Deep breaths.
JS:Deep breaths?DEEP BREATHS?!HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT?!I'M CUSSING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS JUST BECAUSE SAMUS RAN OUT HER GORRAM PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Cranky,JS,RF,and Samus:ALL THIS BECAUSE SHE RAN OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER?!
Pikachu:(seeming to get drunker by ketchup every minuet)I love youuu,you love meeee.We're a happy familyyy...(rolls over and throws up on pool table)
JS:Great!!!Now I have to pay for that too!!!!!
Cranky:Um...yeah.Good for you.
DK:She has anger issues.
Cranky:She's just had a long night.I mean,it's only...(checks watch that magicly appeared.How it appeared is in your own imagination)...ONE A.M?!DK...I think we should leave.
DK:Why?
Cranky:Um...We have that...meeting in the morining.
DK:Crap.I forgot.Oh,well.Bye,JS.
JS:(strangling a drunk-by-ketchup Pikachu)Bye,DK!Bye,Cranky!
DK and Cranky leave.
JS:(stops strangling Pikachu)OK.Now that that's over...It's time for "The Weird Parodey Of Kidd Kraddick In The Morning!!!"
Cast for The Weird Parodey Of Kidd Kraddick In The Morning
Kidd Kraddick-JS
Big Al Mac-Luigi
Kelly Raspberry-Samus
Show one: Lots Of Random Crap
I'll just call 'em by who they are playing as
Kidd:So,Al...How are you?
Al:Good.You,Kelly?
Kelly:Oh,why do I have to be stuck as Kelly Raspberry?!I wanna be Kidd!
Other two:...?
Kelly:I'm a girl and so's JS,yet she gets to be Kidd!
Kidd:That's 'cause I'm weird and you aren't!
Kelly:Kidd is-!...Ooooh.I get it now.
Al:Awww...I lost the bet!
Kidd:Haha!You lost!Now,gimme my Yoshi's Island DS stratigey guide and DK 64 stratigey guide!
Al:(forks over the goods)
Kidd:Thank you.(looks on the front of the Yoshi's Island DS stratigey guide,fan girl scream)KAAAAAWAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DK looks sooo KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!
DKJr. comes in.
DKJr.:Someone say something about me?
Kidd:(hides guides,nervously,shifting eyes)N-no!!Who said we were talking about you?!
DKJr.:That's odd.I coulda sworne I heard somebody say my name.
Kidd:(sweatdrop)Nope!Didn't!
DKJr.:(notices guides)Hey.What're these?(picks up the two guides,looks on the Yoshi's Island DS guide)O.O WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Kidd:DKJr.,no cussing.Otherwise I'll tell Wrinkly and Cranky!!!!!!(laughs maniaclly)
DKJr.:YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!!!!
Wrinkly comes through the wall.
Wrinkly:This isn't Anariki Makaru airwing house is it?
Kidd,Al,and Kelly:No.
Wrinkly:Kidd?Did you laugh maniaclly earlier and say something about telling me and Cranky about something?
Kidd:(turns to DKJr.,evil grin)
5 minuets later
Wrinkly:HE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kidd:You heard me.He cussed.
Wrinkly:(mumbling to self)As soon as I find DKJr.,I will kick his ass!!!!(floats out of room)
Kidd,Al,and Kelly:?!
Kelly:How can a ghost kick someone who is still alive's ass?!
Kidd:I dunno.
Al and Kelly:YOU'RE THE AUTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidd:So?I'm not the MAIN CAUSER OF MASS DESTRUCTION in this story!
End show one
Daisy:That was unnessesary.
JS:Who cares?It was funny!But,yeah,it's true.I'm not the MAIN CAUSER OF MASS DESTRUCION in this story.
Mario:How come 'Main Causer Of Mass Destruction' is all in capitials?
JS:Because I'm the auther and can do whatever I want!I can even drink smernoff,beer,whisky,wine,daiquris,or vodka at my age if I wanted to!(grabs a bottle of a type of alcohol above)
Midna and Wolf-Link from The Legend Of Zelda:Twilight Princess came in.
Midna:I'd like a grape daiuri and a...What would you like Wolf-Link?
Wolf-Link:Bark,bark!(Trans:Water,please!)
Midna:Yeah.A grape daiuri and a bowl of water please!
(A/N:I'm not entierly sure if there are grape daiquris.So let's just pretend there are.)
JS:Sure,Midna.(puts bowl of water and a grape daiquri on the counter)Oh.And,Midna,each time you and Wolf-Link come here Wolf-Link can drink at the counter with you.
Hearing this,Wolf-Link climbed up onto a bar stool and happily drank his water.
JS:HEY,EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!SINCE THIS IS MY FIRST WEEK AS A BARTENDER,ALL DRINKS ARE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else:WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36 FREAKING HOURS LATER
Yuske Urimeshi walked in.
JS:Hi,Yuske!
Yuske:Hi,JS!
Sakura Hanuro,Sauske Uchiha,Kakashi Hitake,and Naruto Uzameki walk in.
DK Jr.:Um...How many anime and other people are going to be in here?
JS:Does that conceren you?
DK Jr.:P I dunno.
JS:...
Syroan Li walks in.
Syroan:Hi,guys!
DKJr. and JS:Hi,Syroan!
JS:Wait a sec.(to Syroan and DKJr.)You two know each other?
Syroan:)Afraid so.
JS:3(sweatdrop)...Man,I've gotta get a life.(notices something)Hey wait.DKJr.,I thought you were being hunt down by Wrinkly!
DKJr.:Huh?Oh,yeah.(hears crashes and voices in background)Well,that's my cue!Bye,Syroan,bye,JS!(runs like hell out of bar)
Voice#1:GET YOUR SCWERNY ASS BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice#2:NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Syroan and JS:3(sweatdrop,anime fall)
Kakashi:(reads Icha Icha Paridise book)
Sakura,Sauske,and Naruto:...
Kakashi:(puts book back in pocket)
Naruto and Kakashi:(randomly)SAUSKE BUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sauske:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(starts running around with Kakashi and Naruto behind him going,"SAUSKE BUSTERS!!!!!!!")
JS,Sakura,and Syroan:...
Yoshi,Mario,Luigi,and Dr.Mario:Hehehehehehe...
A/N:Well,whadja think?R+R plz!