Link awoke and just sat there a minute feeling quite proud of himself. He eventually decided to get up and get ready. As he did so, he noticed a piece of paper on the floor. "Let's see... I was supposed to do three things, but only did one? Well, fuck I need to be less forgetful. Who knows, maybe our original goddesses gave up and left their job to a new three goddesses who don't notice goddamn plot holes."
"Why are you talking to yourself?" Midna asked, waking up from another cot.
"I'm not," Link declared. "I'm talking to this magic rupee I brought with me." He proceeded to take out a rather dull rupee.
"I thought magic items normally looked shiny." Midna teased.
"Shut up." Link said rolling out of bed. "We got a lot of things to do today."
"Did you get more arrows than?"
"No, it's one of the things I forgot."
"Did you even do anything or did you just spend all day coming up with that magic rupee bullcrap."
"Yes I did. As a matter-of-fact, I won the tournament."
"Well that's great. I'm going to teleport to the weapon shop and buy some arrows; you can go and wake up Kage."
After they had gotten up and teleported with a small force of 5 soldiers, they planned their attack.
"Ok, I vote we just charge in and kill them all." One of the soldiers commented. Everyone else agreed to this, except Midna.
"That is a horrible idea. We don't have the manpower to do that, and we can't kill anyone."
"Ok we will just knock them out." Link said. "I've taken on whole armies on my own without a scratch."
Midna rolled her eyes. "Ok, fine, but if you all die, this isn't on me." They then sent two of the troops and Kage to cause a distraction, mostly throwing empty bottles at people. Then as they caused a distraction Link, Midna, and the other troops charged from the back hitting most of them with the hilts of their swords, one turned around and slashed at Link though. They then scoured the village knocking out anyone they came across. As Midna searched for Link after they took over the village, she found him rubbing his arm.
"Link, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. A soldier scratched me though."
"I thought you said you wouldn't even suffer a scratch." Midna said with a smirk.
"Shut up, I don't see you trying to knock out enemies without killing them. This sword is way too dull anyway." Link complained. "Wait... if there is a master sword in the Light World, then shouldn't there be an anti-master sword that we can use?"
"I don't see why not. I'll have Kage tell the troops to keep an eye out."
"Okay, well, let's go see how the recruitment is going." They arrived to see Kage yelling at a soldier to accept defeat. "Dude, why are you yelling at him?" Link asked.
"He won't listen to a word I say."
"Then just kill him Link says pulling out his sword and stabbing him. "See, now he can't argue."
"Link what the fuck we need these soldiers." Midna yells.
"Oh yea it just seemed easier at the moment." Link says as he pulls out his sword, it snaps in half. "What the… Midna, I thought you said Twilight tools are sturdier than Light tools."
"Twilight wood yes, but Twilight metal is really flimsy."
"Well, then I guess I'll have to grab a light world sword. Maybe the master sword will let me draw it again."
"After a ruthless act like that it probably will never let you draw it again!"
"Oh so now you're my mom telling me what to do!" Link yells at Midna.
"Will you two just stop arguing." Kage complains.
"Kage is right Link anyway it's getting late we better head back to the base."
"Ok," Link grumbles throwing his broken sword on the ground. See you tomorrow Kage"
"Bye Link." Kage waves.
When Link gets back to his bed, he instantly falls asleep.
As he wakes up he is surrounded by members of the royal guard all with their weapons drawn.
"I don't care who you are I'm going to kill you." One of the soldiers says.
"Oh fuck."