YO. IM BACK WITH NEW STUFFS XD I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE FIRST CHAPTER!!! NOW HERES THE 2ND
DISCLAMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING
NARUTO: HOW ABOUT NOW?
ME: DON'T RUB IT IN!!
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Ed:-staring at Naruto- hey I got a question.
Naruto: what?
Ed: aren't you supposed to be a ninja?
Naruo: yeah, so whats your point?
Ed: well I thought ninjas were supposed to be stealthy, but you're wearing a bright orange jumpsuit… why?
Naruto: because orange is the best color evah!!! Why is your broyher a suit of armor?
Al: that hurt.-gose into corner to be emo-
It was a nice day by most standerds. All but hers, the pink haired alien of Mabase. She had got Naota, Ninamori, and Mamimi to meet her under the bidge. There she stood leaning on her blue bass guitar. She was about to speake until Naota's head started to open up. She swung her guitar and hit his head only to have sucked in. The hole grew bigger and started to draw things in to it. They tried to get away, but it was no use, an soon the hole had swallowed them all and then Naota. They flew trough nothingness for a bit, then they all crashed onto a couch in a room.
Ninamori: NAOTA!! WHAT HAVE YOU AND YOUR EMPTY HEAD GOTTEN US IN TO NOW!!!
Naota:-from benithe her- DON'T BLAME ME!! YELL AT MISS HITS EVERYTHING WITH A BASS!!!
Haruko: its not any ones fault, now shut up and help me find my guitar.
Ed: well this is someth-cut off by a falling guitar hitting him in the foot- GOOD GOD OF ALL THINGS HOLY!! THAT HURT!!
Al,Riza,Winry,Roy: O.o
Ed: -looks at them- well it did.
Haruko: well thanks for finding it for meh shorty- beams at him-
Ed:WHOAREYOUCALLINGSOSHORTTHATTHEYNEEDSTEPSJUSTTOGETINROBED!!!!
Naota: whats with all the yelling? My head hurts enough as it is.
Ed:whatever. Oi, Naruto can you show me again.
Naruto:-scamppers, yes scamppers, over to ed- look its like this, focus your chakra, make the hand seals, then imagan someone and say 'transformation'. got it?
Ed: I think so.- trys it and transforms in to a half naked Winry- Yes!! I got it! Hey Winry look at what I can do!!!
Winry: - looks at Ed\half naked Winry- EDWARD!!!- summons wrench and throws at him- NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!! NEXT TIME IT WILL BE KNIVES!!
Ed:- rubbing his head- o-okay…
Naruto: ever I know better than that.
Roy: -looks up from icha icha and looks at Mamimi-
Mamimi: hmm this place looks more boring than Mabase.-takes out a ciggeret then hears a snap and her ciggierett is lit- who in the hell!
Roy: I couldn't stop my self from helping such a fine young lady like yourself. May I ask your name.
Mamimi: its Sanajimi(sp) Mamimi. So who are you?
Roy:I'm General Roy Mustang, The Flame Alchemist.
Ed: - from across the room- you mean The Flaming Alchemist!!!
Roy: FULL METAL!!! THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!!
Everyone:O.o
Roy:-embarrassed- umm… well… I was drunk and Havoc took advantage of me!!- cries-
Riza: -pats his back- it's ok sir, I still think of you as a man… just a less now.-roy cries harder- sir would it make you feel better if I wore a mini-skirt to the office next week.
Roy: -stops crying immediately- I expect you follow through this time Lutinat.
Matt was playing guitar hero 3 for the ps2 cuz Mello is a cheap ass. There he was playing One on expert, hands moving like lightning as he hit every single note. Every. Last. One. Mello watched him as he ate a hershy bar, and Near was in a corner playing with his toys. They felt strange, like something big was going to happen. Suddenly they all puffed out of existence. In the Kira situation room Light was trying to convince L that he wasn't Kira, and L was trying to prove that he was, and Misa was being useless. Thy also puffed out of existence as well.
Mello: where in the hell are we? -takes a bite of chocolate-
Matt: -looks at his guitar hero that came along- I don't know, but if they don't have electricity I'm gonna be pissed.-finds a plug and sets everything up-
Near: -still in the corner, not even noticing the change-
Mello: damn it matt! Must you always do that!!
Matt: -playing new song- yes, just like you must always eat chocolate.
Mello: grrr up yours-gives him the finger. Notices L and Light looking around- L? what are you doing here?
L: I'm not sure, Light, do you know any thig about this?
Light: im just as surprised as you Ryuzaki.
L: hmm, yes. Maybe kira can now send his victims to another dimension. I guess that makes about as much sence as shinigami.
Matt:-just got 100 on raining blood on expert- Mellllooooo!!! L has gone crazy!!… again!
Mello: shut the fuck up you video game junkie!!
Sasuke: - looks at what matt is doing- whats that?
Matt: it's guitar hero, wanna play?
Sasuke: sure. -picks up an extra guitar- how dose this work?
Matt: you play it like a guitar, the notes come up on the screen.
Sasuke: ok. -matt puts it on expert and starts My Name Is Jonas- shit shit shit! To fast! Wait… SHARINGAN! -starts to hit all the notes-
Matt: very good. Now on to another.
L: -walks to Naruto- hmm, annoying ninja.-walks to Ed- an alchemist missing an arm and a leg. -walks to Haruko- a bass swinging alien. I think it all means that…-points to Light dramatic effect- that you, Light Yagami, are in fact kira. - they all sweat drop-
Mello: -looks at L- matt is right, you did go crazy… again.
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WELL THERES CHAPTER 2... YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH GUITAR HERO SO IT HAS OUR LOVE BABIES. BUT ITS ALL GOOD
MELLO: REVIEW OR I'LL SHOOT YOU AND EAT CHOCOLATE OFF YOUR BODY.
FANGIRLS: YAY!!!!!
MELLO: I WAS JOKING!! BUT REALLY REVIEW.