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Since Seras is the only one that calls Alucard "master" for now on I won't be saying said Seras when that is said. Likewise "Police girl is only said by Alucard.
"How did you two do that I did not even see you two move" demanded Gai.
Again in unison "Simple we are not human" said Seras and Alucard.
AND NOW WITH THE STORY
ON THE WAY TO THE HOKAGE TOWER
"Master why do you think these humans are so rude to us"
"Because they are humans Police girl"
"Hay what do you mean by that" asked Gai
"I mean that you humans are ignorant beings that use and/or mistreat anything and everything different" explained Alucard. "Other then that we don't have to say anything"
"That is not true. There is a person that almost this whole village despises just because he is different but there are a few of us who treat him as a hero like his father wished" explained Gai.
"Hmmm. We shall meet this person then" said Alucard.
"Yes I would also like to meet this person" said Saras.
"Alright then. After I bring you two to the hokage then I will introduce you to Naruto" said Gai.
AT THE HOKAGE TOWER A FEW HOURS LATER
Gai knocks on the door "Come in" Said a person inside the room.
Gai brings Alucard and Seras into the room and says "These people are here looking for a home"
"Oh? Well what are your names?" asked the Hokage.
"Is it not custom to give your name first sir" stated Seras.
"Actually yes it is, my name is Sarutobi the Sandaime Hokage" said Sarutobi.
"My name is Alucard the Nosferatu" Said Alucard.
"And I am Seras Victoria, also a Nosferatu" said Seras.
"May I ask just what a Nosferatu is?" asked Sarutobi.
"A Nosferatu is an ancient vampire Sarutobi" Seras and Alucard said together.
"WAIT YOU MEAN YOUR NOT EVEN ALIVE? THE FLAMES OF YOUTH DID NOT EVEN BURN OUT EVEN IN DEATH" shouted Gai.
"KEEP IT DOWN OUR HEARING IS MUCH MORE SENSITIVE THEN YOURS! THAT HURTS" exclaimed Seras and Alucard.
OVER WITH NARUTO
"KILL THE DEMON IT HAS CORRUPTED THE HYUUGA HEIR"
BACK IN THE TOWER
"Um Master did you hear that?"
"Yes I did Police girl" Alucard turns to Sarutobi "Sarutobi, is there a demon in this village that the people do not like? A large group of people are shouting about how a demon has corrupted a Hyuuga heir and they claim that they want to kill it" said Alucard.
"WHAT? SHIT! GAI GET THE ANBU AND GO HELP NARUTO NOW! ILL HEAD THERE MYSELF" shouted Sarutobi.
"HAI HOKAGE SAMA." said Gai then he left to do as asked.
"You two come with me. Where did you hear it from" Sarutobi said quickly.
WITH NARUTO
"Don't hurt Hinata or else" threatened Naruto.
All of a sudden a tall man all in crimson clothing appeared next to Naruto while a young lady appeared on his other side dressed in blue.
"AAAAAHHHHHH WHERE DID YOU TWO COME FROM" asked Naruto kind of scared.
"We just came from what you call the hokage tower. We heard these villagers call you a-" Seras was interrupted by shouting of the villagers.
"OUT OF THE WAY"
"YAH LET US KILL THAT MONSTER"
"YAH MOVE IT YOU DAMN BITCH"
At that comment Seras summoned her halconnan cannon and aimed it at the mob.
"SAY THAT AGAIN AND ALL OF YOU WILL DIE YOU PATHETIC WORMS" growled out Seras.
Naruto at the time was crawling backwards trying to get away from the scary lady with the big thingy.
"No need to worry kid. As long as she's not pissed at you behind her is the safest place to be. But damn does she look sexy when she's pissed." said Alucard.
"You have GOT to be kidding me she looks SCARY" said Naruto.
Alucard laughs then sniffs the air. Alucard looks down at Naruto and sniffs Naruto then asks "Boy? Why do you smell like a fox?"
Starting to get nervous Naruto asks "What do you mean I smell like a fox. You must be hallucinating yah that's it."
"Kid I am dead I don't hallucinate" said Alucard.
"MONSTERS WE SHOULD KILL YOU ALONG WITH THAT DEMON"
At that moment is when Sarutobi arrived and asked "How long have you two been here?"
"Since about one second after we left your office" Seras and Alucard said. After that was said Alucard lifted his gun.
"May I eliminate them Mr. Hokage?" Asked Alucard.
"Only the ones who directly harmed Naruto" Replied Sarutobi
Suddenly a black portal appeared below the crowd and absorbed about ¾ of the crowd.
"I think that will last us some time Police Girl"
"Yes it should last a long time if we conserve Master"
"Where did you send them" asked Sarutobi.
"We sent them to a pocket dimension for us to feed" said Alucard.
"Hm I have an idea" said Alucard "How about we train young Naruto here to use our weapons and you give us the scrolls on some of your more powerful jutsus and we will bring him back when he is Eighteen years old"
"That is acceptable I must ask though may another person come with?" asked Sarutobi.
"We had plans for Naruto but I guess we can add another, Right Master?"
"Maybe then both of us will be able to retire our weapons to new masters Police girl"
"Master and I have decided, we will take another as well"
"Naruto, you will be going on a training trip with these two here, is there anyone you would like to take with you?" questioned Sarutobi.
"Yes Oji-san, I would like to take Hinata-koi with me" Said Naruto.
"Good, how soon can you two leave with him and Hinata?" Asked Sarutobi.
"We can leave immediately" said Alucard.
"Good, someone get Hyuuga Hinata now" shouted Sarutobi
"HAI"
5 MINUTES LATER
"Hokage-sama you sent for me?" asked a confused Hinata.
"Yes you will be going on a six year training trip with Naruto-kun and you are leaving immediately " Stated Sarutobi.
"Really THANK YOU Hokage-sama" shouted Hinata.
"Lets go" said Alucard.
And with that Seras opened a portal and the group walked through not to be seen for another six years.