This was the shittiest morning I have endured, but it wasn't as shitty as getting up at 5 a.m. to throw up after eating left over spaghetti.

But anyway I'm over it now. Nothing like the taste of chocolate chip pancakes to start a normal routine, and it looks like the girls are enjoying them also. Especially the pink curly cew who's just scarfing them down like a fuckin whale swallowing krill.

"Mmm, these are really good." Said Fluttershy.

"I agree, these pancakes are mighty tasty." Said Applejack.

"Well pancakes make everyone day's better so yeah thanks." I said while turning my attention back to the stove.

"Couldn't agree with you more!" Said Pinkie in a overly ecstatic voice. That bitch needs to calm down.

After I finished cooking and eating we went over to the living room. Pinkie just dive bombed onto the couch while the others sat somewhere else.

"So…this is your house right?" Asked Twilight, trying to make small talk.

"Yeah." I replied.

"Hmm you've seem to possess a lot of exotic merchandise, I mean, I've never seen anything like this before." Said Rarity. I think she was talking to my tv and computer.

"Yeah, pretty exotic." This is just fuckin awkward, I feel like my nipples are about to fuckin explode from all this tension in the room.

It was pretty quiet in here until Twilight broke the silence.

"Hey Josh…um can ask you some questions…um, about this world we're in…I mean if that's okay with you?"

Oh that's a relief, I thought she was going to ask if she can grab my wiener. I'm kidding.

"Yeah sure ask away."

Okay so it's been about forty damn minutes now and I'm already tired. I felt like I was playing 20 questions with these girls. "Does your world have magic?" "Who raises the sun and the moon?" "Who runs your world?" "How many cupcakes can I fit in my mouth?" Guess who came up with that one.

Anyway, I'm in Walmart right now so I can some pillows and sleeping bags for the girls because, who the fuck knows how long they're going to stay in my house.

After I went through the checkout my phone rang. Oh look whose fucking calling.

"Hey Trez how's it goin?"

"Not bad, hey did you get 'Infinite' yet?" He means Bioshock.

"No but I am going to get it soon, I heard it was really good."

"Oh it's fuckin amazing, and the ending is pretty fucked up too."

"Don't fuckin spoil it for me asshole."

Yeah I'm also a huge gamer, can't you tell bitch?

"So you still making videos on Youtube, your last one was like a week ago."

"Yeah I'm still making videos, just not as much anymore."

"The one with the Rocket Power game was pretty hilarious."

*Flashback*

I'm playing on my PS3 while recording the gameplay footage.

"Come on Otto you can do thi- Oh you got to be stepping on nipples right now. You know I was expecting a Shaun White kind of level but you obviously tell that Otto can't snowboard for shit."

Yup, the game was pissing me off.

*End flashback*

"So anyway I'll catch you later."

"Yeah, seeya." I ended the call.

I am finally home. I brought in the pillows and sleeping bags and left them in the living room.

I can see the girls were enjoying themselves. Pinkie and Dash were messing with the tv, Twilight was observing some of my old books, Applejack and Rarity were talking to each other, and Fluttershy was examining the computer like it was a fossil.

"Hey Josh you don't have a lot of books do you?" asked Twilight, she was reading a book written by Stephen Colbert.

"Well I'm not much of a reader."

"oh, what a shame." Bringing her attention back to the book.

"Hey Josh can you tell me more about this…what did you say, tv? I actually think it's pretty cool." Said Rainbow Dash.

"They look like moving pictures." Said Pinkie.

"Well that's pretty much the definition of tv so yeah you hit the nail on the head." I said while watching Rainbow scroll through the channels.

"OH WAIT, RAINBOW GO BACK, GO BACK TO THE LAST ONE!" Said Fluttershy.

Rainbow complied and went back to the last channel. It Animal Planet and they were showing puppies.

"AWW they're so cute, I didn't know your world had dogs in it to, are there any other animals In this world? What are they? What do they look like?" Asked Futtershy. Well looks like we have an animal lover, if she loves this show so much than she's going to love watching lions hunt other animals.

Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight entered the living room.

"Hey guys, what cha watchin?" asked Applejack with a curious but interested look on her face.

"Oh we're watching some…uh…hey Josh what do you call these?" asked rainbow.

"Shows."

"Shows? How very interesting, they're like movies but…more advanced looking." Said Twilight.

"This color box is so entertaining! I wonder how many of these shows it has." Said Pinkie.

This is just a wonderful moment, these girls are surrounding the fuckin tv like moths to a light bulb.

You know what fuck it. I'm going to play some NBA Jam 00' on my computer, that'll keep my mind off shit.

It was night time and every one was getting ready for bed. I didn't have a lot of room in my house so I let Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy sleep in my room. Dash and Rarity were fighting over who would sleep on my bed. I told them that they should just share the bed. It was hard to get them to accept the choice but I finally did.

Pinkie was sleeping on an old water bed of mine and Fluttershy was sleeping one of the sleeping bags I bought. Twilight, applejack and I are sleeping in the living room. Twi and Apple are sleeping on my couch which can be converted into a small bed and I was spending the night on a sleeping bag. I could sleep on my Lay-z-Boy but not every night, that's just fuckin terrible for the back, and also it's harder to masterbate.

"Hey Josh you awake?" Whispered Twilight, not wanting to disturb a sleeping Applejack.

"Yeah" I said with exhaustion in my voice.

"I can't sleep knowing there's so much to learn and explore, especially in a new world like this. It's very exciting but at the same I'm also nervous, I don't what this world might have to offer."

"Well don't worry too much about you know, it'll be easier on your mind."

"Yeah, you're right."

I can hear the crickets outside.

"Hey Josh."

"Huh."

"Goodnight."

I said goodnight back and we were both off to sleep.

Got to get ready to tackle a new day, but it's like what they say;

When the going gets tough…well…fuck.