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Note: Dedicated to everyone of you, hope the depressions are removed from you.
Recap: Uh... oh yeah! Due to certain situations, our Great Sanzo-houshi-sama has been strucked by a little stone and has gained amnesia. Our mother-hen Hakkai has dragged Gojyo along to the outside to find a good doctor that can cure the tragic illness that was bestowed onto our violent monk. And who did they find?
(Among the market, Hakkai and Gojyo have encounter the Kougaiji-ikkou)
Hakkai: ()_^ By any chance, are you able to make a remedy that could regain memories?
Yaone: Huh?
Kougaiji: Why do you need one for?
Hakkai: ()_^ Well, it's for-
Gojyo*Cuts in*: -Oi Hakkai!! There's no way we're trusting them! They'll ask the sutra from us!! # #
Kougaiji: # Thanks a lot!
Hakkai: AND I ASSUME YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND A BETTER DOCTOR EH GOJYO? ()________^
Gojyo: ||||||||| Uh... no-not quite......
Dokugakuji*Trying to help out without anyone noticing*: What's this about anyway?
Lirin: Yeah! Say, where's the saru and baldie-Sanzo?
Hakkai: Ahahaha.....that's the problem ()_^;;
Kou-ikkou: *clueless* Huh?
Gojyo: Our great houshi-sama lost his sanity.
Hakkai: # # # GOJYO!!!!
Gojyo: Ok! Ok! That damn monk lost his memory and we're trying to find someone that can cure him!!
Lirin: He's bluffing =x=
Gojyo: I'm panting you idiot!!! # #
Kou: *Stands in front of Lirin* Hey! Don't yell at my sister!!!!
Yaone: Ca-calm down Kougaiji-sama!! ^_^;;
Doku: I see, but how could somebody that survived through thousands of attacks from youkais get to lose his memory that easily?
Hakkai: Well, I think it just happened to be so, that your otouto knocked him out with a little stone ()_^
Lirin: A little stone?
Kou-ikkou: [[I see.]]
Gojyo: ^_^ # # Hey it was the tree Hakkai!! The TREE!!! # #
Kou-ikkou: [[A tree???]]
Hakkai: Sou desu ne, and it was you who threw it to the tree and it bounced back to hit Sanzo on the head ne? ()________^
Kou-ikkou: [[ |||||||| He got knocked out that easily!?]]
Gojyo: But that was an accident!!!
Hakkai: I thought you expected it ()_^
Kou: AHEM! So basically you wanted help from us?
Hakkai : ()_^ Hai desu.
Kou: Very well, Let's go minna!!
Hakkai: Arigatou gozaimasu ()_^
(And off they went to visit Sanzo. However, there appears to be three figures hiddne among the trees and have just listened to their converstaion...)
Zenon: Hey Homura! You heard that? It's a good chance to snatch the sutra!!
Shien: -_-;; It is a good opportunity to go and 'take' the sutra, Zenon.
Zenon: Whatever.
Homura: Ahem! Yes, it is indeed a great chance. [[And a great chance to 'take' Goku away with me.]] Let's go!
Zenon & Shien: Usu!
~**~
(Meanwhile at the Monk's and monkey's residence...)
Sanzo: *In bed and asleep* zzzzzzzz
Goku: *Sitting on a chair leaning his face on a table* ........Mou.... I wonder when Hakkai and Gojyo are back... ...mou harahetta~.....
Sanzo: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Goku: *Looks around the place and eyes landed on Sanzo* ...... [[How could this have happened? This is torture.... I told him my name 15 times today and he still forgets it _ Oh well... at least he knows his name's Sanzo. .........]]
Sanzo: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Goku: .... [[Heheh... he looks just like an angel sleeping ^^. White robes and Golden hair... that shimmers brightly ... just like the sun... if it wasn't because of him, I'll never be out of that cave...]]
Sanzo: zzzzzzzzzzzz
Goku: ... *Gets up from seat without making a noise* [[I wonder if I can touch his hair... I guess a little wouldn't hurt...]] ((Dew: That is one dangerous idea ||| ))
Sanzo: zzzzzzzzzz
Goku: *Slowly approaches* *Reaches out hand* * is 5cm apart from within reach*
KnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Are? I wonder who it is... I know! Hakkai and Gojyo must be back!! Hey guys you're late!!!!! *Rushes to door and opens it without hesitation*
Woman wearing a Hawaii T-shirt with shorts and black sunglasses: Yo!!! ^_^
Old man wearing his own normal Tenkai clothes: |||||||||||||
Boy wearing a scarf, cowboy hat and cowboy garments: Hiya Goku!!! ^o^
Goku: o_O ..................................
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~**~
(While Goku is still greeting the mysterious people, Sanzo on the other hand is having a dream....)
(Sanzo's dream, we see a familiar monk standing and staring at a small figure with long hair who is sitting down on the floor...)
Sanzo: You....
Kid with long hair: Back then --- Even though I did say I have "Never called for anyone" ..... But really... I actually did call for it.
Sanzo: .........
Kid with long hair: Because I... because I'm always forever alone -- But... I do not have a name to call for. So...
Sanzo: ..........
Kid with long hair: "Somebody please come here"... I called from the bottom of my heart.... only and always called from my heart.
Sanzo: ..........
Kid with long hair: And then, you came.
Sanzo: ...........
Kid with long hair: Hey... tell me your name. The next time I will speak out your name clearly.
So what's your name?
~**~
(Back in Reality)
Sanzo: !? *Eyes opened wide* [[What was that dream!? ...........who's that kid with long hair?]] *Suddenly hears some conversation and immediately closes eyes*
(Back to the door of the room...)
Goku: *Still shocked* o_O ..............
Boy wearing a scarf, cowboy hat and cowboy garments: Uh... Goku? Hello~ Goku? You okay? *Waves hand in front of a shocked Goku*
Goku: O_O Huh? *Snaps out of his startled position* Ah! ......who.......are you people? *Points at the trio*
Woman wearing a Hawaii T-shirt with shorts and black sunglasses: Ahem! I, my dear, am the most generous, beautiful, melancholic, intelligent, wonderful, courageous, the Great Goddess of Mercy in Tenkai - Kanzeon Bosatsu~~sama~ desu!! ^________^ Get it?
Sanzo: *In bed and pretending to be alseep* [[Who's that?]]
Goku: O.O ......... uh... ok... [[What's her name again? It's too long...]] *Did not absorb the full infos one bit*
Boy wearing a scarf, cowboy hat and cowboy garments: *Waves arm of excitement* I'm Nataku, Goku! Remember me? We used to be great friends and we play together in Tenkai ^^
Sanzo: [[And that?]]
Goku: ...... oh really? [[Where's Tenkai?]]
Kanzeon: *Turns to look at the person behind her* Jiroshin! You haven't said a single thing as soon as we landed on earth. Say something will you? .
Old man wearing his own normal Tenkai clothes: Hai |||||||| Nice to meet you, I'm Jiroshin T^T
Sanzo: [[There's another person?]]
Kanzeon: What's with the long face?
Jiroshin: Betsuni T^T
Kanzeon: Oh? *Looks back at Goku* Well anyway, we're from the WEST!! ^_^ ((Dew: With the Hawaii T-shirt, cowboy suits and that Tenkai garment, no wonder |||| ))
Goku: .........rrrright. [[Whatever that means.]] So why are you here? You lost or something?
Kanzeon: Aw~haw~haw~haw~!!!! *Waves index finger* No! No! No! To be exact we're here for you Son Goku ^_^
Sanzo: *Still in bed and pretending to be asleep* [[Who's Son Goku?]]
Goku: Huh? Uh... how did you know my name?
Sanzo: [[I see.]]
Nataku: I told you a few seconds ago, we know you remember?
Goku: ...oh yeah... *Scratches head* So you're all here for me?
Kanzeon: Of course~ We're here to help YOUR Sanzo-sama to regain his memories. Ain't that GOOD? ^______^
Sanzo: [[YOUR!?]]
Goku: *Happy* Really!?
Kanzeon: [[...darn, he didn't notice the 'YOUR' part...]] Yes!! But you must do me a favour, I need you to go and wake him up.
Goku: *approaches Sanzo* Uh... okay... [[It's really scary to wake Sanzo up T^T]]
Kanzeon: Wait a sec.
Goku: Huh?
Kanzeon: ^____^ I want you to kiss him on the lips to wake him up.
Sanzo: [[/// WHAT!?]]
Goku: ////////////// EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH????????
Kanzeon: You heard me.
Nataku: Yeah! Yeah! Go do it Goku!!! w
Goku: ||||||||| De-demo...
Sanzo: [[# # Not on your life! No way!!]]
Kanzeon: Now, now if you want YOUR Sanzo-sama to have his memories back, do as your told! ^____^
Sanzo: [[Kuso baba, what's up with the 'YOUR' part!? /// ]]
Goku: Hai... T^T *Kneels beside bed and stares at Sanzo's mouth* /////////
Sanzo: [[Should I wake up? But somehow I think I should remain asleep../// ]]
Kanzeon: *Comes into the room with Nataku and Jiroshin, closes door behind, stares at the duo for something interesting to happen* ^___^ [[Looks like he still didn't notice the 'YOUR' part...]]
Jiroshin: T^T
Nataku: *silently cheers* [[Yeah! Yeah! Go! Go! G-O-K-U Go-ku! Go! Go!]]
Goku: *Continues to stare* ////////////////////
Bang!
*Suddenly door opens, revealing the Homura-ikkou*
Homura: *Flame saber in hand* Hands up!!! Hand over the Sutra and Son Goku Konzen Douji!!!
Goku: *Loses balance because of sudden sound and falls forward* !!!?? *kisses Sanzo's lips accidently* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ///////////////////
Sanzo: /// !? *Remains a straight face*
Homura: O[]O
Zenon & Shien: =o= ................
Kanzeon: Aw~haw~haw!!! XD !! *Spreads confetti around the place* Yay~! Way to go!!!
Jiroshin: *Covers eyes* I see nothing... I didn't see anything... I see nothing....
Nataku: ^_^ *claps hands*
Shien: Ara? *Spots a Nataku in cowboy garments* Nataku-sama!?
Nataku: *looks at Shien with a smile*: Hai?
Shien: It really is Nataku-sama!? What are you doing in that ridiculous garment!?
Nataku: Ridiculous? *Looks at his own clothes and back at Shien again* But it's cool!
Shien: .........
Zenon: *Spots Kanzeon in a Hawaii T-shirt, shorts and sunglasses* Kanzeon-Bosatsu-sama!? o[]O
Kanzeon: * Still cackling away because of the incident*
Zenon: No, I am seeing things, Kanzeon-Bosatsu would never wear something like that...
Goku: *Shifts and sits back up* /////////// [[I-I-I-I k-kissed Sanzo!!! @//@]]
Sanzo: [[//// Sh*t!! I knew I should have gotten up!!! ;;]]
Bang!
*Suddenly door opens again, this time, revealing the Kougaiji-ikkou, Hakkai and Gojyo*
Goku: Ah! *Loses balance again because of sound, falls down and kisses Sanzo again* !!!!!!!!!!!! ////////////////////////
Sanzo: [[/// What the!? // ]]
Hakkai: Ara? ()_o
Kou-ikkou: OoO *Startled*
Kanzeon: BRAVO XD!!!!!!! *Applauses and whistles*
Gojyo: O[]O OMG~!! Oh My God~!!! The-the-the saru actually have the guts to screw the monk!!!
Hakkai: ()_^;;; # # # GOJYO!!!!
Sanzo: [[ # # I can't take this anymore!!!]] *Eyes finally opens wide* !!!!???? *notices a blushing Goku pressing against his lips* ///
Goku: *pales* |||||||||
Sanzo: *pushes Goku away from him* ////// *pants heavily* =_= # # What the hell are you doing you SARU!!!! # # [[Although that somehow felt alright... /// ]]
Goku: ||||| It-it was an accident!!!!! *Tears started to swell up in his eyes*
Sanzo: ..... [[Dang..... why does it feel like I'M the person's that's at wrong? # #]]
Hakkai: ()_o ........ ah! *First to snap out of his thoughts* *notices a clapping Nataku, a sighing Jiroshin and a whistling Kanzeon* Ano... are you Kanzeon-Bosatsu-sama? ()_^;;
Kanzeon: *Notices that Hakkai and Co. are back* Why yes~!
Gojyo: =o= |||| What's up with that ridiculous get up!!!??
Nataku: Why do you say it's ridiculous? It's Cool!!! I can't believe you and Shien said that!! *pouts*
Gojyo: Shien?
Kougaiji: *Notices the Homura-ikkou are gaping at Goku and Sanzo* Since when were you guys here!?
Hakkai: ()_o Homura!?
Kanzeon: *Finally spots the Homura-ikkou* Oh why~ you guys are here! ^__^
Zenon: We have been here since we saw their first kiss!!! # # # [[The hell!? Does that mean she only noticed our presence right now!? # #]]
Kanzeon: Oh... is that so?
Zenon: # # That IS so!!!
Goku: What!? Ho-Homura's here!? //// *Still a little red in the face while turning around to face them*
Homura: *Snaps out from shock* What the....... *Looks at Goku* ...... /////////
Doku: Wait a minute, you're saying what we saw is their second kiss!?
Shien: -_- That appears to be so.
Yaone: Con-congratulations Goku-san ////
Goku: Wait!! It was an accident! You misunderstoo-
Sanzo: URUSAI!!!!!!! # # # *Shoots wildy at the people that's all crammed inside the room*
All: KYAAHHH~!! *evades, except for the gods since the bullets goes through them*
Gojyo: Hey watch it will you kono chikuso bouzu!!! # # #
Sanzo: *Throws his harisen at Gojyo, who collapsed and the harisen flies back to Sanzo like a boomerang* Ch'. [[That's for saying that a saru is able to screw me!! # # #]]
Hakkai & Doku: Gojyo!!!
Kanzeon: Saa saa... you haven't changed one bit of your violent attitude Konzen~ iya~ Genjo Sanzo.
Sanzo: # # Who the hell are you baba? *Realizes Kanzeon's Hawaii garments and thinks she's a freak* [[So you're the one that caused the rucus back there!!! // ]]
Kanzeon: ^_^ # [[He lost his memories and he still calls me an old hag!! # #]] I am your aunt, 500 years ago that is. [[Had fun back there ne Konzen? How's the kiss?]]
Sanzo: !? *Realizes Kanzeon is talking through his mind* [[What do mean how's the kiss!? So you set that up you old baba!!]] ...I don't think I have survived 500 years that long # Morever, a hentai looking woman that would have survived 500 years long!
Kanzeon: # # [[You got guts Konzen # #]] Oh yes you did, but anyway, listen well Genjo Sanzo! *Points at a gloomy Sanzo* If you want to regain your memories again, follow the one with long hair! And thus, so long gakis!!! Let's leave Jiroshin! *Teleports and vanishes*
Jiroshin: T^T Chotto Matte Kanzeon-Bosatsu-sama!!! *Also teleports*
Nataku: That was fun! *Grins at Goku and pats on his shoulder* Gambatte ne Goku!! ^o^ *Also teleports*
All: ............
Gojyo: What was that about?
Hakkai: ()_^ Ahahaha... saa ne...
Lirin: *finally gets a chance to speak* Baldie Sanzo!! *leaps onto Sanzo*
Sanzo: # # # *Whacks Lirin on the head several times before she could touch him* =_= Stay away from me Gaki # #
Lirin: Itai~!!! *cries*
Kou: What the!? # # *points at Sanzo* You Son of a B$%£&!!! # # How dare you hurt my sister!!!
Sanzo: Whatever =_= ........Hey... who the hell are you?
Kou: #&%$£}@~~~~!!!! # #
Yaone: ^_^;; Kou-Kougaiji-sama!!!!
Doku: Somehow it feels like he's twice as violent when he lost his memories... |||
Gojyo: I agree. |||
Homura: *finally yells* Hand over the Sutra Konzen!!! # #
Goku: Not on your life Homura!!!
Kou: I swear, one day I will destroy that foul mouth of yours!!! *Points at Sanzo* # #
Sanzo: Look who's talking. ........SO, who the hell are you?
Homura: # Hey! Are you listening Konzen!? #
Hakkai, Gojyo, Zenon & Shien: [[It's an obvious fact that he doesn't know he's called Konzen...]]
Kou: *Shakes head while flipping his hair around* Kyaaa!! # # Let me at him!!! *Got held back by Yaone and Doku and Lirin*
Yaone: On-Onegai! Kougaiji-sama please calm down!! ^^;;
Lirin: Onii-chan!!
Doku: Kou! Calm down!
Sanzo: ...... *Realizes something about Kougaiji* ........ [[That baba said long hair...]]
Homura: HAND OVER THE SUTRA # # #
Gojyo: =_= *points at Homura while looking at Shien and Zenon* Hey, does your leader know that no matter how many times he says that name he'll never get a response?
Zenon: If he does don't you think he would've started to call 'Sanzo' by now?
Hakkai: Ahahaha... ()_^ I guess so too.
Shien: -_-;;
Goku: *noticed Sanzo is in deep thought* Sanzo? Daijoubu?
Sanzo: *Suddenly gets up from bed* ......
Goku: Sanzo?
Sanzo: *walks over to Kougaiji* .....
Kou: *Stops his complaining and spots Sanzo in front of him* What now!? #
Sanzo: ...... *Grabs Kougaiji's sleeve* .......
Kou: !?
Goku: O_O San-Sanzo?
Sanzo: .... From now on, I will follow you.
Kou: Ah??
Goku: o_O Eh!?
Sanzo: Ano baba said I'l get my memories if I follow the one with long hair. [[I want to know who's this kid with long hair. I also want to remember that saru over there...]] You *points at Kougaiji* have long hair. So, from her hint, all I can remember, is to follow the one with long hair for answers.
Kou: Ah?
Goku: Ah!?
Homura: Nani!?
All: EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????
~* To Be Continued...*~
Windy: Is it me or does this chapter feel a bit short?
Dew: It's probably short because of your spacings.
Windy: I see... that's right, I used to have two gaps ne...
Tetra: Please note that mistakes viewed in Chapter 1 is revised. Also, we're trying to get HE'S MY SARU back up.
Windy: ......so is this funny? It sounded a little pointless, this one fic that is. There was a point in the fic that sounded weird/depressing, though it's actually quite sweet after, if you've read the manga reload 3. Yes, that was the dream part... it was ind of hard to right too... anyway I hope it's funny, I'm the one writing, so whenever I get ideas and rethink them over and over again, I just felt it's not funny anymore, because I know what's to be expected. So please tell me it's funny ne?
Dew: We apologize the possibilities of spellings and grammatical errors, along with OOC of characters.
Tetra: Somehow, it feels like Windy-sama has made them all into bakas |||bb
Windy: Eheheheh....|||| I apologize for that... Anyway, hopefully the next chapter will be up soon? I'm not sure, I just hope minna-san will enjoy this all along!! And a big thank you for supporting this fic!! ^^ Ja ne!
Last Revised: 01/02/2004