A/N: RACHEL'S TURN AGAIN!

I think it's Mr. Puppet Pals, but close enough.

Sabrina is so positve. 'Heat, nothing to do, and Pals marathons'... XD

OMFG! I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT SPELLS 'BLOND' WITH AN 'E' AT THE END!! 8D

Disclaimer: We DO NOT own the Akatsuki, Masashi Kishimoto does. BUT we do own Cheese, Chelsea, and Sabrina. :D

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The redhead had crawled into some weird, creepy puppet thing that scared Cheese so much he almost pissed himself.

The blonde was fondly admiring Chelsea, which was begining to get on her nerves.

"Can I help you?" She finally asked, a faint annoyance in her voice. The blonde smirked.

"You're lovely, hmm."

"Great. A guy that kidnapped me is hitting on me..." She muttered. "And a guy that looks like a girl, no less." The blonde grunted in annoyance.

"Don't push your luck, hmm." He glarred at her.

Sabrina was looking down.

I wonder... if I jumped, would it kill me? I'm not quite sure which one she was hoping for, but we're not gunna get too far into that. She looked down at the creepy puppet thing that was moving along below. I was odd, creepy, and fuck ugly. She liked it.

"What do you want with us -Man, sir?" Cheese asked. The blonde twitched in annoyance.

"You know, I might have answered, hmm. But for that..." He turned away.

"Blondie." Sabrina said dryly. "Answer his Goddam question. What the hell do you want with us?" The blonde put on a shit eating grin and turned back to them.

"At least someone has some back-bone, hmm. Careful, that might get you killed, hmm." He turned back.

"You're getting on my nerves, she-man." Sabrina's fingers raked at the bird, which she then discovered was...

Clay? She looked at the dry clay on her fingers. And idead struck and she swallowed deeply. She hoped they'd all live.

Sabrina gathered a bunch of magical energy [How lame does that sound?] to her fist. She stood up slowly and raised her hand.

"Sab, what are you-" Chelsea asked nervously. But, Sabrina brought her fist down and the bird shattered. The blonde looked at her in shock and the four of them fell.

"YOU BITCH!"

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Hahaha. Sabrina's smarter than Deidara.

Well, that is, if they live. .