America's POV
Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Denmark, Finland, and Iceland were all in a titty bar. This made very little sense, considering on a level of gay, they are at Adam Lambert. Also, they run the Homosexual Factory (aka: IKEA) and God hates them because they are homosexuals despite the teachings of the Christian church(es) saying that all people are are God's children. Oxymoron, maybe?
Denmark was getting drunk.
Finland was staring rapishly at Iceland.
Norway was whispering dirty things into Sweden's ear.
Sweden was resisting the urge to have sex with Norway in front of Denmark (Norway's boyfriend) and Finland (Sweden's boyfriend.)
Iceland was staring off into space as his rapist senses tingled.
Suddenly, some Brazilian transvestite with huge boobies came onto stage.
I saw this from Hell and leaped up from Hell. Once to the surface, I yelled, "BOOBIES!"
"ICELAND!" Finland screamed as he over jumped over Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. Finland football-tackled Iceland to the bar floor that smelled like urine, blood, and, strangely, gumdrops.
In the next installment of "Titty Bar" we will find out two vital things: 1) do I get to sleep with the transvestite and 2) does Iceland get raped?