I do not own The Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z.

Random little drabbles on some equally random prompts. Need more prompts.

There is no spoon.

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21. Honor

"Tonight we celebrate the lives of those who have fallen to free our country and save our future! Tonight, we honor the brave souls who have fought against the undead blight! Tonight, we remember what it means to be human! To life, liberty, and justice for all!"

22. Murder

This isn't the work of a G, it's undeniably the work of a human. Even now, when we can't spare a single person, there are murderers stalking in the shadows. It isn't right, but the world is never fair. Suck it up soldier, life goes on.

23. Animal

It's fascinating, the single minded determination that zombies have. They just want to eat and eat and eat. The most basic drive of any living creature. The desire to eat others, how…admirable.

24. Stupid Last Words

"Did you hear something?"

25. Necromancy

Using magic to control the dead? Ah, as fucking if. Bet all those psychos got eaten, that's why there aren't any necromancers any more. Funny.

26. Fire

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, just set damn thing on fire and let it wander around, setting other things on fire, till it can't walk. Really brilliant, really fucking brilliant."

27. Scent

The smell of the undead is bearable, a not quite rancid sort of stench, like sour pork and moldy tomatoes. You get used to it fast.

28. Am Not Happy

Fallen through the floor of shitty apartment complex that squad was ordered investigate. Damn floor, will kill the carpenter for not reinforcing the beams. Ehn…kill carpenter later, escape basement full of G first.

29. Creation

"What the Hell have you made?"

"The unifier of mankind, the key to a world of peace. It will cleanse the evil from our souls, turning the foolish and unworthy into walking reminders of what will no longer be tolerated."

30. Mainframe

Server 0990: Error detected

…simulation error, Human dead = alive

…Does not compute

Rebooting…

Error erased, program fixed.

31. Plants

It's ironic. The plant known as the "Living dead", cause of its lack of roots, eats zombies. Not kidding. Like something out of a movie. G wanders by, tentacles come out, plant eats G. Possible space alien? Must investigate further.

32. Boom

"Explosives are rather pointless against the Undead. So stop making pipe bombs. The pipes are more valuable by themselves."

33. Medicine

"You know what?"

"What?"

"Now these days, I actually hope that my doctor is better at killing things than at healing me."

34. Elements

"If I could control an element, it would totally be fire! Cause then I could just burn the G and never have to worry about running out of ammo again."

"Mrnh…Stupid. Can't make fire if wet. Wet G don't burn. Idiot."

"You don't have to be so mean Rust."

"Ehn…"

35. Shopping

Shopping has never been easier! Don't have to pay, just grab what you want and go! Be sure to bring a large wheeled transport of your precious goods. And a weapon, Zed Heads like to hide indoors.

36. Jewelry

"…Ehm…"

"Huh? For me? Thanks Rust, you're a sweetheart."

(short distance away)

"That is so not fair."

"Hey, the guy knows what a chick wants, suck it up Johnny."

"How was I supposed to know that she rather have a hunting knife?"

37. Books

Hard cover books make great weapons. Especially when you drop them on a Zed-Head from 3 stories up. Fun, fun, fun.

38. Choices

"Here is your choice, you can either be in the Northern Army or the Southern Army. The difference is that the North has to sweep each area three times, but the South has to deal with swamps. Take your pick."

39. Color

"The new BDUs should be dark blue."

"Why? We don't have enough resources to spend on making a dye factory for BDUs. The uncolored versions work just as well as the colored versions."

"Navy blue doesn't show blood stains. Plus, it an outfit that resembles a uniform will raise moral."

40. Weddings.

Getting married. Oh yeah, big event yes? A lot of fun, especially when the bride and groom are dressed up in BDUs and are hosting a "Katana only" Zack killing contest instead of the traditional ceremony. My money is on the bride.