Me: So Hiei why did we get married again?
Hiei: (sweatdrops) Because.......
Me: Well
Kurama: He loves you
Me: Yeah and I'm the queen of England
Karasu: I think he was in trouble and needed a way out
Me: Well Hiei, you could either talk or I could change you.
Hiei: Into what
Me: Do you really want to know.
Kurama: Just fuckin tell her.
Hiei: It was either jail or marriage...I chose marriage
Karasu: Bet you wish you chose jail.
Me: I'm hurt, and all this time I thought you loved me.
Hiei: Come one women I only come near you when I want sex
Me: I thought you were just distant, and some what love me
Hiei: I kinda like you a lot.
Me: Really, do you think we can have love soon (hearts in eyes)
Hiei: Hn. Maybe
Me: Oh yeah i got a good answer. Time for the disclaimer, hit it Karasu
Karasu: Mistress Monita does not own YYH. She doesn't really own anything.
Me: Except for my videocamera, which has a tape of me and Yoko in a new postion, and he is wearing that sexy silver thong that I got him.
Kurama: (transform into Yoko) I still have that thong if you still have that matching bra.
Me: Gotta go people, When Yoko comes out I have to play. Go read this chapter.
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Kurama's POV
*Flashback*
I was sitting in a bar in the Makia wearing my black Armani suit with my Armani crimson tie. I was drinking a cup of Jack Daniels, and wondering why my life was so terrible. Here I' am 22 years old and have no life, I mean I'am a lawyer at one of the best law firms in the country, and yet I still had nothing.
"Another Jack" I ordered. This was my fifth cup, and I was starting to feel tipsy, but it was better then feeling lonly. Just as I was finishing up my drink, I saw a handsome guy staring back at me. He smiled and I nodded. I didn't know that it was Karasu until he sat down. I must've been really messed up because, I didn't sense his engery. I looked at him, and he looked back at me.
"Don't worry, I don't want any trouble out of you." Karasu said.
"Then why sit in my presence?"
"I'm lonly and they say that your an acloholic if you drink alone." Karasu said, I noticed his smile, and he actually looked rather sexy. I remember us talking and drinking alot. The next thing I know I'm in his bed and we had a hot night of sex. After that I never saw him again.
*Ends Flashback*
I explained all of that to Hiei, but he was still anxious.
"Why did you sign the contract?" Hiei was sitting in the corner sharping his katana, and to be truthful I was rather scared to talk.
"He said it was a contract stating that we would have no tides to each other after this." I said in a rush
"And you believed him, baka. You should've read it." Hiei said now standing and waving his katana around. "Even I know to read a paper before I write my name on it."
"I did read it, or so I thought I did." I said, it was really the best defense thatI could come up with.
"Hn. What did the contract say?" Hiei asked now sitting back in the corner of the room. I looked at him, and I was about to say I'm not sure, but the look on Hiei's face said thatI better tell the truth or suffer a painful death.
"That I have to protect until the day that he dies, and if I try to kill him then all my friends and family die as well. The only way for the contract to be discarded is if he chooses to leave or if he dies." I looked at Hiei who looked thoughtful for a second.
"Then I can kill him and your be free of that fuckin contract." Hiei said now getting up to to go downstairs .
"You can't, If you do I die automatically, nobody I know can kill him." I said now completely defeated of any real hope.
"What if one of us hire an assasian to kill him?" Hiei said. I shook my head.
"It has to be someone we don't know that kills him, other then that I'm stuck." Hiei looked at me and just shook his head.
"Baka fox, if you were thinkin with your head instead of your dick then we wouldn't be in this mess." Hiei said these words with such hatred to me thatI could feel tears swelling up in the back of my eyelids, but I refuse to let Hiei see me cry. Hiei walked over to the other side of the bed and got in. I felt so much pain and so much hurt right now. I wish that there was someway that I could I get myself out of this mess. "Lay down baka kistune. You will hurt your head if you think too much." Hiei said and was looking at at me. I trult did wonder how he could lay next to me and not want to kill me. As if Hiei could read my thoughts. "I do want to kill you."
"Then why don't you?"
"Hn, I don't know. I guess these stupid feeling won't let me." Well that's as close as Hiei will tell me that he loves me.
"Just so you know, if I die then my mate or a close friend is binded to Karasu." I knew it was coming now. I could feel Hiei tempertuare go up about three, four hundred degrees. I also believed that he relazies that if I were to die then he was in charge of that thing, and knowing Hiei he would just kill him and not gave a damn about anyone else.
"Hn. baka kitsune." Hiei said and then fell asleep. After much fidgeting I finally drifted off to sleep as well.
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Karasu's POV
I woke up with a headache. That Kurama can fight, and here I thought he was just a good lover. I walked around downstairs looking for something to eat or blow up. There wasn't anything worth blowing up or anything worth eating. I went upstairs to see what the lazy redhead was doing. I opened the first door I saw and it was all white with a little white bowl with water in it. Well it looks like this house isn't bad, I thought this as I washed my face in the white bowl with the cool tasting water in it (A.N. The toilet or should I say toy let Read Hiei and the toilet for more details). I left and opened the other door. So there he was and he had his little fire demon beside him. I walked around the room, it was okay. Not as nice as the room with the cool spring, but it was okay. I walked over to this little square box, and started pushing the buttons on it. Then this loud noise came from it and these people were hitting this weird things that made music. I liked it, but it seemed to scare the redhead and shorty out of there sleep. I turned around to see the two of them.
"Good morning boys." Isaid and sat on the edge of the bed. "Oh, looks like no one got any last night huh Kurama." The look on Hiei's face at that second was priceless.
"Get the fuck out." Hiei said, if I didn't know any better I believe that he would've killed me. I stood up and just as I was leaving I had something to say.
"Just so you know Hiei, I do own half of everything that Kurama owns in a way, so in a way that means that I own you since your Kurama's mate and all. Just thought that you would like to know. Oh and Kurama I love the cool spring in here, the water is just lovly." I said and then went back downstairs.
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I would've killed that smugged bastard if I didn't remember that damn contract. Then I started to laugh. Kurama looked at me and I believe that he thoguht I lost my sanity. That made me laugh even more. Finally I spoke.
"Karasu drunk out of the toy let." I said. Then Kurama started laughing. This made me laugh again. After a few more minutes of laughing I got serious. "We have to talk to Koenma and see if he can get you out of this mess."
"I know." Kurama said and then he looked at the clock and jumped out of bed. He was pulling a suit out of his closet and was going into the bathroom to get ready for work. I sat there enjoying the show, and debeating on wethere or not I should tell him that today was Sunday. I waited until he was dressed and was gathering his documents.
"Today is Sunday." I said smirking. Kurama looked at the calendar and then at me.
"How long have you known that today was Sunday?"
"Ever since you shot out of the bed."
"And you didn't say anything because..."
"Pay back is a bitch and this is just part of it." I said now being more serious. I got up and put on my pants. I walked downstairs and saw the bastard sitting at the kitchen table. I walked over and sat down across from him, and decided on who could out stare the other the longest. Then the bastard spoke.
"Poor Hiei, tell me are always this overprotected of your sweet fox?"
"Hn." I said not moving my eyes from his, "At least he is my fox."
"True, but for that one night he was mine, and I know that are you burning up inside because I got a life contract out of him and all you get is sex, tell me do you ever wonder where you to might be at in the next ten years, if you to ever make it that far." I wanted to cut that baka's tounge out and then slash his head off and hang it on the bedroom wall.
"Hn."
"You know what I think your scared to admit that you will eventually lose him to someone else, I mean why would a guy like Kurama want to stay with a short ill-mannered, short temepered, nasty attitude fire demon like you. Don't you ever wonder why he's still with you?" damn him with these foolish questions. I got up and went upstairs. Great now I was having doubts. I sat back on the bed. Kurama noticed that I was troubled and of course he wanted to talk.
"What's wrong Hiei?"
"Hn." I couldn't tell him that Karasu had said something and now I had my doubts about this whole relationship. "Nothing, I'm going to train."
"But Hiei you don't train on Sundays." Kurama said, now he looked hurt. Serves him right.
"I train whenI'm annoyed by a kitsune with too many questions." I said and I got dressed and left through the bedroom window.
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Kurama's POV
What could've made Hiei so mad? I got out of the bed and went downstairs, I saw Karasu sitting at the table smiling to himself. Then it dawned on me.
"What did you say to Hiei?"
"I just asked him so question about y'all relationship." Karasu said looking at me smiling.
"What type of questions?" I knew that I wasn't going to like his answer.
"You know like how does he feel about me getting you to sign a life contract and here Hiei only gets sex. You know shit like that." Karasu said now he was laughing at this. I went over to him and kicked him in the head.
"Shut the fuck up bitch. You are ruining my goddamn life. Shit why can't you just go the fuck away?!" I yelled This demon is fuckin crazy, gosh I wish I could kill him. Karasu found this funny.
"Your anger excites me Kurama, too bad we couldn't be together.... Then again." Karasu said and then he was smirking.
"Fuck off." I said and went to fix breakfast.
"What about me, you promised to take care of me." Karasu said. Fine I'll take care of him all right. I fixed some eggs with lots of peppers and hot sauce in it. then I gave it to him. "What is this?"
"Eggs, there pretty good if you know how to fix them." I said, smiling to myself. "I'm going for a walk, and please don't blow up my house."
"What do you think I'm that crazy Kurama." Karasu said and was now sniffing his food. I left and went out to look for Hiei. Just as I was two doors down from my house I heard a loud boom. I don't think Karasu liked my eggs. I thought to myself smiling.
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Hiei's POV
Once again I'm at Yusuke house. I needed to talk to someone about all of this shit and maybe the idiot could help me. I came in through the window and Yusuke was sitting in the chair when I came in.
"Shit Hiei learn to use a door." Yusuke said
"Hn." I said
"Okay tell me your problem of the day now, and make sure you tell me everything this time because I don't want you here at night anymore." I told Yusuke everything that Karasu had said, and he just looked at me. Then he laughed. "You let Karasu fuck your head up." I looked at him.
"This isn't funny."
"Yes it is, because Kurama loves the shit out of you and your upset because he signed a piece of paper when he was piss ass drunk. Lighten the fuck up Hiei."
"You go live with them." I said now pacing " I'm leaving, and kurama comes looking for me tell him I will return when I'm ready." I said and left before Yuske could say anything to me.
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Me: Nice one does Hiei return? What will happen between Kurama and Karasu? Read and find out more.
Hiei: Hn, your story is dull
Me: Your only upset because Karasu pissed you off.
Karasu: Why is Kurama so voilent?
Me: Because he hates you
Karama: (coming to now) What happen?
Me: Yoko came out and we played a game.
Kurama: Why is my ass sore?
Me: I don't know (Smirks to herself.)
Karasu: Read and Review and please no flames, or else I'll blow you up.
Me: You tell them Kara
Karasu: That's not my name.
Me: It is now, anyway let's see what should we all do now. (evil grin)
All three: Sweatdrops.
Me: Bikini wax time, although Kurama you might not need one.
Kurama: (breaths a sigh of relief) Why?
Me: Look at yourself.
Kurama: (looks and then turns red) Oh
Me: Thanxs for all the review and until next time, This is Mistress with her hubby and hoes have a good day.
All: Sayanora
Hiei: (sweatdrops) Because.......
Me: Well
Kurama: He loves you
Me: Yeah and I'm the queen of England
Karasu: I think he was in trouble and needed a way out
Me: Well Hiei, you could either talk or I could change you.
Hiei: Into what
Me: Do you really want to know.
Kurama: Just fuckin tell her.
Hiei: It was either jail or marriage...I chose marriage
Karasu: Bet you wish you chose jail.
Me: I'm hurt, and all this time I thought you loved me.
Hiei: Come one women I only come near you when I want sex
Me: I thought you were just distant, and some what love me
Hiei: I kinda like you a lot.
Me: Really, do you think we can have love soon (hearts in eyes)
Hiei: Hn. Maybe
Me: Oh yeah i got a good answer. Time for the disclaimer, hit it Karasu
Karasu: Mistress Monita does not own YYH. She doesn't really own anything.
Me: Except for my videocamera, which has a tape of me and Yoko in a new postion, and he is wearing that sexy silver thong that I got him.
Kurama: (transform into Yoko) I still have that thong if you still have that matching bra.
Me: Gotta go people, When Yoko comes out I have to play. Go read this chapter.
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Kurama's POV
*Flashback*
I was sitting in a bar in the Makia wearing my black Armani suit with my Armani crimson tie. I was drinking a cup of Jack Daniels, and wondering why my life was so terrible. Here I' am 22 years old and have no life, I mean I'am a lawyer at one of the best law firms in the country, and yet I still had nothing.
"Another Jack" I ordered. This was my fifth cup, and I was starting to feel tipsy, but it was better then feeling lonly. Just as I was finishing up my drink, I saw a handsome guy staring back at me. He smiled and I nodded. I didn't know that it was Karasu until he sat down. I must've been really messed up because, I didn't sense his engery. I looked at him, and he looked back at me.
"Don't worry, I don't want any trouble out of you." Karasu said.
"Then why sit in my presence?"
"I'm lonly and they say that your an acloholic if you drink alone." Karasu said, I noticed his smile, and he actually looked rather sexy. I remember us talking and drinking alot. The next thing I know I'm in his bed and we had a hot night of sex. After that I never saw him again.
*Ends Flashback*
I explained all of that to Hiei, but he was still anxious.
"Why did you sign the contract?" Hiei was sitting in the corner sharping his katana, and to be truthful I was rather scared to talk.
"He said it was a contract stating that we would have no tides to each other after this." I said in a rush
"And you believed him, baka. You should've read it." Hiei said now standing and waving his katana around. "Even I know to read a paper before I write my name on it."
"I did read it, or so I thought I did." I said, it was really the best defense thatI could come up with.
"Hn. What did the contract say?" Hiei asked now sitting back in the corner of the room. I looked at him, and I was about to say I'm not sure, but the look on Hiei's face said thatI better tell the truth or suffer a painful death.
"That I have to protect until the day that he dies, and if I try to kill him then all my friends and family die as well. The only way for the contract to be discarded is if he chooses to leave or if he dies." I looked at Hiei who looked thoughtful for a second.
"Then I can kill him and your be free of that fuckin contract." Hiei said now getting up to to go downstairs .
"You can't, If you do I die automatically, nobody I know can kill him." I said now completely defeated of any real hope.
"What if one of us hire an assasian to kill him?" Hiei said. I shook my head.
"It has to be someone we don't know that kills him, other then that I'm stuck." Hiei looked at me and just shook his head.
"Baka fox, if you were thinkin with your head instead of your dick then we wouldn't be in this mess." Hiei said these words with such hatred to me thatI could feel tears swelling up in the back of my eyelids, but I refuse to let Hiei see me cry. Hiei walked over to the other side of the bed and got in. I felt so much pain and so much hurt right now. I wish that there was someway that I could I get myself out of this mess. "Lay down baka kistune. You will hurt your head if you think too much." Hiei said and was looking at at me. I trult did wonder how he could lay next to me and not want to kill me. As if Hiei could read my thoughts. "I do want to kill you."
"Then why don't you?"
"Hn, I don't know. I guess these stupid feeling won't let me." Well that's as close as Hiei will tell me that he loves me.
"Just so you know, if I die then my mate or a close friend is binded to Karasu." I knew it was coming now. I could feel Hiei tempertuare go up about three, four hundred degrees. I also believed that he relazies that if I were to die then he was in charge of that thing, and knowing Hiei he would just kill him and not gave a damn about anyone else.
"Hn. baka kitsune." Hiei said and then fell asleep. After much fidgeting I finally drifted off to sleep as well.
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Karasu's POV
I woke up with a headache. That Kurama can fight, and here I thought he was just a good lover. I walked around downstairs looking for something to eat or blow up. There wasn't anything worth blowing up or anything worth eating. I went upstairs to see what the lazy redhead was doing. I opened the first door I saw and it was all white with a little white bowl with water in it. Well it looks like this house isn't bad, I thought this as I washed my face in the white bowl with the cool tasting water in it (A.N. The toilet or should I say toy let Read Hiei and the toilet for more details). I left and opened the other door. So there he was and he had his little fire demon beside him. I walked around the room, it was okay. Not as nice as the room with the cool spring, but it was okay. I walked over to this little square box, and started pushing the buttons on it. Then this loud noise came from it and these people were hitting this weird things that made music. I liked it, but it seemed to scare the redhead and shorty out of there sleep. I turned around to see the two of them.
"Good morning boys." Isaid and sat on the edge of the bed. "Oh, looks like no one got any last night huh Kurama." The look on Hiei's face at that second was priceless.
"Get the fuck out." Hiei said, if I didn't know any better I believe that he would've killed me. I stood up and just as I was leaving I had something to say.
"Just so you know Hiei, I do own half of everything that Kurama owns in a way, so in a way that means that I own you since your Kurama's mate and all. Just thought that you would like to know. Oh and Kurama I love the cool spring in here, the water is just lovly." I said and then went back downstairs.
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I would've killed that smugged bastard if I didn't remember that damn contract. Then I started to laugh. Kurama looked at me and I believe that he thoguht I lost my sanity. That made me laugh even more. Finally I spoke.
"Karasu drunk out of the toy let." I said. Then Kurama started laughing. This made me laugh again. After a few more minutes of laughing I got serious. "We have to talk to Koenma and see if he can get you out of this mess."
"I know." Kurama said and then he looked at the clock and jumped out of bed. He was pulling a suit out of his closet and was going into the bathroom to get ready for work. I sat there enjoying the show, and debeating on wethere or not I should tell him that today was Sunday. I waited until he was dressed and was gathering his documents.
"Today is Sunday." I said smirking. Kurama looked at the calendar and then at me.
"How long have you known that today was Sunday?"
"Ever since you shot out of the bed."
"And you didn't say anything because..."
"Pay back is a bitch and this is just part of it." I said now being more serious. I got up and put on my pants. I walked downstairs and saw the bastard sitting at the kitchen table. I walked over and sat down across from him, and decided on who could out stare the other the longest. Then the bastard spoke.
"Poor Hiei, tell me are always this overprotected of your sweet fox?"
"Hn." I said not moving my eyes from his, "At least he is my fox."
"True, but for that one night he was mine, and I know that are you burning up inside because I got a life contract out of him and all you get is sex, tell me do you ever wonder where you to might be at in the next ten years, if you to ever make it that far." I wanted to cut that baka's tounge out and then slash his head off and hang it on the bedroom wall.
"Hn."
"You know what I think your scared to admit that you will eventually lose him to someone else, I mean why would a guy like Kurama want to stay with a short ill-mannered, short temepered, nasty attitude fire demon like you. Don't you ever wonder why he's still with you?" damn him with these foolish questions. I got up and went upstairs. Great now I was having doubts. I sat back on the bed. Kurama noticed that I was troubled and of course he wanted to talk.
"What's wrong Hiei?"
"Hn." I couldn't tell him that Karasu had said something and now I had my doubts about this whole relationship. "Nothing, I'm going to train."
"But Hiei you don't train on Sundays." Kurama said, now he looked hurt. Serves him right.
"I train whenI'm annoyed by a kitsune with too many questions." I said and I got dressed and left through the bedroom window.
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Kurama's POV
What could've made Hiei so mad? I got out of the bed and went downstairs, I saw Karasu sitting at the table smiling to himself. Then it dawned on me.
"What did you say to Hiei?"
"I just asked him so question about y'all relationship." Karasu said looking at me smiling.
"What type of questions?" I knew that I wasn't going to like his answer.
"You know like how does he feel about me getting you to sign a life contract and here Hiei only gets sex. You know shit like that." Karasu said now he was laughing at this. I went over to him and kicked him in the head.
"Shut the fuck up bitch. You are ruining my goddamn life. Shit why can't you just go the fuck away?!" I yelled This demon is fuckin crazy, gosh I wish I could kill him. Karasu found this funny.
"Your anger excites me Kurama, too bad we couldn't be together.... Then again." Karasu said and then he was smirking.
"Fuck off." I said and went to fix breakfast.
"What about me, you promised to take care of me." Karasu said. Fine I'll take care of him all right. I fixed some eggs with lots of peppers and hot sauce in it. then I gave it to him. "What is this?"
"Eggs, there pretty good if you know how to fix them." I said, smiling to myself. "I'm going for a walk, and please don't blow up my house."
"What do you think I'm that crazy Kurama." Karasu said and was now sniffing his food. I left and went out to look for Hiei. Just as I was two doors down from my house I heard a loud boom. I don't think Karasu liked my eggs. I thought to myself smiling.
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Hiei's POV
Once again I'm at Yusuke house. I needed to talk to someone about all of this shit and maybe the idiot could help me. I came in through the window and Yusuke was sitting in the chair when I came in.
"Shit Hiei learn to use a door." Yusuke said
"Hn." I said
"Okay tell me your problem of the day now, and make sure you tell me everything this time because I don't want you here at night anymore." I told Yusuke everything that Karasu had said, and he just looked at me. Then he laughed. "You let Karasu fuck your head up." I looked at him.
"This isn't funny."
"Yes it is, because Kurama loves the shit out of you and your upset because he signed a piece of paper when he was piss ass drunk. Lighten the fuck up Hiei."
"You go live with them." I said now pacing " I'm leaving, and kurama comes looking for me tell him I will return when I'm ready." I said and left before Yuske could say anything to me.
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Me: Nice one does Hiei return? What will happen between Kurama and Karasu? Read and find out more.
Hiei: Hn, your story is dull
Me: Your only upset because Karasu pissed you off.
Karasu: Why is Kurama so voilent?
Me: Because he hates you
Karama: (coming to now) What happen?
Me: Yoko came out and we played a game.
Kurama: Why is my ass sore?
Me: I don't know (Smirks to herself.)
Karasu: Read and Review and please no flames, or else I'll blow you up.
Me: You tell them Kara
Karasu: That's not my name.
Me: It is now, anyway let's see what should we all do now. (evil grin)
All three: Sweatdrops.
Me: Bikini wax time, although Kurama you might not need one.
Kurama: (breaths a sigh of relief) Why?
Me: Look at yourself.
Kurama: (looks and then turns red) Oh
Me: Thanxs for all the review and until next time, This is Mistress with her hubby and hoes have a good day.
All: Sayanora