Ugh, where am I?-Zombi 110 said.
"You're at the castle you bastard." ,Zelda said.
WHAT! Let me out!-Zombi 110 said. Impa walked into the room.
"So your the boy that stole her virginity and impregnated Zelda. Huh, I woulda thought that was Link's job. Anyway, it's time to pay your crimes for making the princess of Hyrule pregnant." ,Impa said.
Oh crap!-Zombi 110 said.
"Speaking of Link, where is he?" ,Impa said.
I'll only tell you if...
"He's in Termina." ,Zelda said.
Son of a bitch!-Zombi 110 said.
Chapter 2 at sunset
"Huh? What's going on? Where am I? Why are you on top of me?" ,Link said as his mind was still slow.
"You got me horny, your in Termina field, you got me horny." ,Malon said.
"Oh. Ooooh." ,Link said exaggerating the last oooh.
"I don't think you want to do this." ,Link said.
"Well, your dick says otherwise." ,Malon said pointing towards it.
"Well, I'm thinking with my upper head, not my lower one." ,Link said.
"Actually, your doing both. You've gotten me horny already, and I demand satisfaction. Stay right there with your eyes closed." ,Malon said. Link did as told, both nervous and excited.
"Open them, prisoner." ,Malon said as Link opened his eyes. What he saw were two blades pointed at him. He reached for his Master Sword, but she got the blades right next to his neck.
"Ah ah ah. You don't want to do that." ,She said as she grabbed the Master Sword and threw it far away.
"Now strip for me." ,Malon said.
"What?" ,Link said.
"I didn't studder. Slowly take your clothes off until your ass naked." ,Malon said. Link saw no other way out, so he did as told. He slowly took his shirt and chain mail off, showing off his six pack.
"Oooh, Malon like." ,Malon said.
He was in tears for doing this against his will. He slowly took off his boots and tights, Malon blushing from the lack of underwear.
"Crap! Forgot to put on underwear when..." ,Link said as he got quiet.
"When what?" ,Malon said.
"Nothing concerning you." ,Link said.
"Did something happen between you and Navi?" ,Malon said giggling.
"No. I just forgot to put on underwear this morning." ,Link said.
"What ever. I'll find out later." ,Malon said. Link noticed she spaced out from over thinking, so he slowly went towards his master sword, grabbing it and putting it next to her neck. He kicked her blades away, which brought her into reality.
"My turn to have some fun." ,Link said with a maniacal laugh.
"Malon don't like." ,Malon said.
Romani Ranch sunset
"I wonder. What's going on over there?" ,Romani said.
"Either Malon's stepping on Link's nuts right now, or they're about to..." ,Cremia just couldn't finish the sentence. Tael came into the front door looking normal.
"Tael. What's going on over there?" ,Romani said.
"I dunno. Last thing I saw, Link was in tears and Malon was happy." ,Tael said. That was not a good thing Romani and Cremia were thinking.
"Uh oh. Get the machetes and meet me outside. We've gotta rescue Link from the unspeakable torture he's being put through." ,Romani said.
"Or the great pleasure he's pumping into her." ,Tael joked. Romani and Cremia gave him an evil stare which was his cue to go to his room with Navi.
"I hope he's joking." ,Romani said.
"Probably not. But we can't have that bitch take Link." ,Cremia said as they both exited the door. Tael went into his room where he saw Navi just laying there reading a book.
"Hey baby." ,Tael said.
"Hey Tael. Where have you been?" ,Navi said.
"I decided to follow Malon and Link and see how it would play out. Last thing I saw? Him in tears." ,Tael said.
"Oh god. I hope she doesn't go too far." ,Navi said.
"I thought you hated Link?" ,Tael said.
"That was before the scavenger hunt. Oh my god, there was this one part where Link had to wrestle a wolfos for a golden Zora fin. Hahaha, Link kicked the wolfos in the nuts and just took off running with the thing. And this other time..." ,Navi dragged on and on.
I guess this is what the other fairies mean when their girlfriends won't shut the hell up ,Tael thought.
Termina field at sunset
"Do you see them around anywhere?" ,Romani said.
"Nope. Keep looking." ,Cremia said. Meanwhile...
"Now the panties." ,Link said. Malon was so embarrassed for doing this. She did as told, and Link stared in awe at the beautiful sight before him. She tackled him onto the ground.
"My plan worked perfectly. Your fully exposed to my nakedness, so there's no avoiding this now!" ,Malon said.
I have to get away. But she's too damn beautiful. But I can't do this to her. But she's so hot. What am I thinking? Come on muscles, move! No, not there! Link thought as his hands moved towards her hips.
"That's what Malon's talking about." ,Malon said.
Oh, so you don't want to fuck her? Let me just move your hands over here. Link's brain thought as his hands hovered her over his member. Before he knew it, he saw a blade next to his neck.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." ,Romani said.
"Move the blade away from his neck." ,Malon said as she tackled Romani to the ground. Romani flipped her over and pinned her arms down, banging her head against Malon's. But only she received the pain.
"I've met baby bulls that can hit harder than that. Is that the best you've got you little whore?" ,Malon said.
"THAT IS ENOUGH!" ,Cremia said aiming the bow at Malon and Romani.
"This is getting way out of hand. Romani Patricia Garcia, I raised you better than that. And you! If I ever hear you call my sister a whore again, I will rip off your head where you stand. UNDERSTAND!" ,Cremia said as both of them nodded in agreement.
"Link, can I talk to you for a minute?" ,Cremia said.
"Okay, but within eyesight of..."
"Just follow me." ,Cremia said as Link followed.
"Hahaha! Everything's going according to plan." ,Cremia said.
"I know. But just for the record, You cannot harm me in any way if I don't choose Romani." ,Link said.
"Fine." ,is all she said.
Seconds later, she came towards the horny teens.
"Okay, here's the deal. Link and I have been talking, and we think it's best if he hosts a special games to see who he likes. He picks the events, he judges. All fair. Now, what do you say?" ,Romani said.
"Okay." ,Both of them say.
"Link and I will discus how it will go. In the meantime, let's go eat dinner. And Malon, go get dressed." ,Cremia said.
"Oh crap, I forgot I was naked." ,She said as she got dressed.
"Hey, what did happen over here." ,Cremia said.
"Walk with me and I'll tell you a story." ,Malon said.
Romani ranch night
Link put on his tunic and walked back to the kitchen expecting the girls to be back. All he saw was Tael and Navi kissing. When Navi opened her eyes, she saw Link blushing.
"Uuuh, I think I'll go back upstairs." ,Link said. Tael noticed him then, and got off Navi.
"No, I'm sorry. We should do this in our room." ,Tael said as Link got redder, running up stairs.
"Sex in the kitchen, best idea ever." ,Navi said.
"What? It was exciting wasn't it?" ,Tael said.
Termina field night
So I got off my horse, and I started to run from Link. But he went after me, and before I knew it, I was in a dead end. He wanted to know why I hated him, so I told him why. After I was done, he did nothing but blink. I hit him on the head, and tied him up onto a tree. Expecting me to hit him, he closed his eyes. But I decided to play torture. I kissed him to make him fall in love with me, and right on schedule, Tael showed up. I soon got off Link, and began to kiss Tael, making Link cry. I thought I heard him talking to someone, so I put my head up, and just saw him crying. When I thought he had enough, I got off Tael, thanking him for the help. Before I knew it, he came towards me in a trance like state, and kissed me, going for my ass. I tried to strike him on his back, but his shield blocked the hit. He grabbed them and threw them away from arm's reach, and I thought I was screwed, literally. He said he liked a woman who could put up a fight. He pinned me to the ground, tearing my shirt off, and began to lick at my nipple. I found out I gave him this look that got him horny, and tried to snap my fingers to snap him out of it. But I couldn't because he put his fingers into me. I kept trying to snap them, but he began to lick at me. I then lost control. Since my limbs were moving uncontrollably, my fingers must have snapped, making him stop. When he did, I was too horny to stop now, so I got on top of him, gaining control. Link awoke from the trance confused on where he was. I reminded him where he was, and I tricked him into closing his eyes. I grabbed my swords, and put them near his neck. I had an idea to continue the torture. Striptease. I told him to strip down naked, and man did he cry. I noticed he lacked underwear, and I think he said 'I forgot to put my underwear back when...'. I suspect something happened between him and Navi, but I'll let it go for now. Anyway, I over thank, and didn't notice him putting his sword by my neck. He began to laugh evily, and it was my turn to play striptease. When I took everything off, he just stood there watching me. Now that I was naked too, I tackled him to the ground. I had the advantage now since our naked bodies were against each other. We were close, but then you two showed up. The end.
Cremia and Romani fell on the floor and started to laugh.
"Oh my god, striptease!" ,Romani said before laughing again.
"He was probably crying like a little bitch!" ,Cremia said and continued to laugh.
"Dumb ass!" ,They said at the same time. After a couple of seconds, they got up. But they bumped into the door of their house just then. This time, Malon fell and laughed.
"Karma dumb asses!" ,Malon said. She got off the floor, and sighed in happiness. When Malon opened the door, a good aroma came out of the house. All 3 of them fell to the ground.
"Sweet baby din, that is the most delicious thing I have ever smelled. I must have it!" ,All 3 of them said, going towards the table. Link was just sitting there with a smile on his face.
"What heavenly delicious thing have you cooked in here." ,Malon said.
"Just dessert-s." ,Link said as all 3 of them opened the platter. Inside it lays a note.
I am not a sex toy. That's all it said. They all looked at Link at the same time with pissed faces. Malon lit up with an idea.
"I think I do see dessert girls. And it has blonde hair." ,Malon said as all 3 of them looked at Link, licking their lips.
"Sweet baby din!" ,Link said as he ran outside.
"Don't let him get away!" ,Cremia said, going out the door. Link ran towards the doggy race track, which all of them followed him to. As soon as all of them stepped inside, Cremia knocked Malon and Romani unconscious.
"Phase one of two is done." ,Link said high fiving Cremia.
I know it's short, but I'm not gonna have that much time to post this week. I have finals on Monday, and I have to study. So tell me what you think so far, and see you later.
"Honey, come to bed." ,Zelda said.
Being a narrator rules!