I have this ALL on paper and by the looks of things, This story is going to be twenty chapters long, maybe more maybe less it all depends on those reviews(HINT, HINT) As for this Ahem...Welcome to Fanfiction. net were you can unleash your imagination...well I'm unleashing my mother fucking imagination, Bitch! What do you think I'm doing? RIDING MAGICAL RAINBOW PONIES?!...And also, Every Step You Take I'll Be Watching You, has a VERY important part in this story, so keep that phrase in mind. It's originally a song by- The Police, And it's "Every Breath you take" which is very important for South Parker's because it represents Kyle and Cartman...just sayin'

CHAPTER 2
Love, Lust, and prostitution

Time had came to a deadly stop. The two boys just sat there not daring to look the other in the eyes. What could they do? How could they do it? These are the questions that played through the minds of both Stan and Kyle, they didn't know how to cope with the thought of divorcing, marriage was something that is supposed to last forever, until death do they part, through thick and thin. And as it appears, they're in pretty thick right now. Although Kyle had good intentions when marrying Stan, he never thought of the consequences. The fighting, like every couple does. The bickering, the arguments, and now all of that was coming to a dramatic close. Kyle couldn't take it anymore, he was miserable, what could he do? He was stuck with Stan until the end of forever. But Kyle also never lost hope, he continued their relationship, hoping and praying to God that things could get better for them. But just like everything else, it never did, they actually continued to get worse. The good thing is is that Stan never found out about Kyle's prostitution job and Kyle never found out about Stan's affair with Wendy Testaburger, yeah, He did find out, but there was more to the story than meets the eye.

Stan had never broke up with Wendy in the first place, he kept that from Kyle willingly and decided that Kyle was too dumb founded to know anything about his relationship with her. Things took a turn for the better in Stan's relationship with Wendy, he even had managed to get papers for a secret wedding soon. Poor little Kyle knew nothing of the sort and was still trying his best to keep Stan his. But sometimes you can't try hard enough, sometimes, things are better left said than done, and Kyle couldn't do anything about that. He had no authority to Stan, Stan was his own independent person, you couldn't tell him what to do. In his mind, he was the boss of everything, and everybody. He had complete control over Kyle, and Kyle fell head over heels for that kind of personality.

With Stan's dirty little secret out, Kyle had some of his own, deep deep dirty secrets- and I mean deep secrets. Some that couldn't even reach the extent of Stan's. Some that barley even came close to how bad Stan's were. Through the years of high school, Kyle managed to "give favors". Kyle longed for attention when Stan was no where to be found, so he only had one choice- get a job that benefits both you and someone else. Thus creating Kyle's secret of being a whore. It's the only thing Kyle had left, he never got Stan anymore, hell, Stan was just there to get what he wanted, only caring about his own climax, not Kyle's. However, Kyle's job consists of a few more secrets, secrets that are quit personal to every other persons extent. Kyle had been quit the head turner, his feminine form helped his night shifts go by a lot quicker than a normal prostitute who stood outside in the cold for hours at a time, just waiting on someone to come and pick them up for money. Soon Kyle had become the most requested whore on the block, his hair was beautiful and kept up with, unlike the average whore whose hair was nothing more than a rat's nest. He had the loyalty and respect that a normal whore didn't have. He had morals and good standards, which to a normal prostitute, didn't mean shit. As time soon past by, Kyle had a regular client, one that he would have never imagined to even be with him in the first place. The man was Kyle's age and quit the charmer if I do say so myself. The man took an interest into Kyle that Stan used to have, but reluctantly threw away- But the point is, is that Kyle was cared for by someone. And that's really all that mattered to him.

Kyle's life started going downhill ever since Stan exposed his "Habits". But as you know, Kyle had some himself, so he couldn't really say anything to him about it. But tonight was going to be the last of Stan (or so he hopes) and after tonight, maybe he can be free again, a man with no rules to follow, a man with courage and determination. Kyle actually grew a pair of balls growing up, and it had finally paid off. one hundred and ten percent. He didn't need Stan's "Love" anymore, he needed his dignity.

Stan remained looking down at the papers with swollen, teary eyes, he didn't know how to take this. If you or I were going through a divorce, I wouldn't know what to do neither, and I bet neither would you. As Stan kept staring at the papers in total disbelief, Kyle kept his head high and mighty, staring Stan right into his soul, not even blinking at the thought. Kyle was more ready for this than anything else he was going to do in the future, he just saw it in Stan's face. Even with tears in his eyes. Kyle still didn't believe that Stan actually cared. It didn't matter how hard he tried to act all innocent, Kyle saw right straight through him like freshly cleaned clear glass. Stan wasn't going to pull his bullshit over Kyle tonight, Kyle was more fed up than ever.

Stan looked up from the papers in his hand and tried to find the correct words to spew out. His mouth opened and closed in confusion, he didn't have the slightest clue on what to say to Kyle, but Kyle was going to win this argument, he may not have stood up until now, but he was willing to take chances on just about anything to get his freedom back.

Kyle looked at him sincerely and full of compassion. "So, what do you think? And before you say anything, I just want to tell you something." Kyle cleared his throat to continue," Stan, ever since the day I laid my eyes on you, you were my best friend. We spent time together, we shared valuable moments together, and we even made two other friends to spend the rest of our lives with. I saw you as a person that would be there for me through everything, even the worst of the worst," He let out a high pitched whine as he shifted in his sitting position. "But, I don't see that anymore."Kyle said," I thought that I saw things for our future when we were teenagers, but obviously I was wrong, and I should have listened to my mother when she said that I was just confused. I had always thought that my mother was just doing that to be a self-conceded bitch. But Stan, you got to admit, she was right. all of our time that we've spent together through the years, we were just friends, and nothing more. We weren't meant to be married, it's just best if we end this now."

Stan looked into Kyle's eyes for the first time in several minutes that felt like weeks for the both of them. "Kyle... If I sign these papers...Could we still be at least friends?"Stan looked a bit embarrassed saying such a thing, but it needed to come out sooner or later.

"Of course!" Kyle said with a light bit of hope.

"Ky- I gotta tell you something. I- I really don't know what to think of this, but You and I both know that this is for the best, right."

Kyle nodded."That's what I've been trying to tell you from the very beginning. Our life has been nothing but Hell since the moment we slipped these rings on," Kyle put his hand up revealing a silver ring with a ocean blue rhinestone." But I think It's time that we get out of Hell and get back into the real world." Kyle took his other hand and slid the ring off with ease placing it into Stan's shaken hands filled with adrenaline. "It's for the very best. And I think we could both agree."

Stan sighed as Kyle handed him a pen from the coffee table. Once he signed, the signature showed how shaken Stan was from the way it was written. As Kyle grabbed them and put them in an envelope to be mailed to the court, he took a deep breath and walked over to Stan. "This is goodbye, Stan."

A/N: I guess this is it for Style fans out there...Or is it? Cartman comes in next, not much of Kenny in this story, but he'll be here.. LEAVE REVIEWS!