Okay, guess who's next: JOHNSONNNNN! Well, that was really awkward.
Johnson: Your telling me.
Stewie: SILENCE!
Johnson: Hey, your from Family Guy!
You have a problem, sir?
Johnson: Yeah. One, your a baby, so how can you talk? And 2, THIS IS A HALO FANFIC GODAMMIT! YOU"RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
Stewie: I can't tell you otherwise, but for one thing, someone else is. Oops.
Johnson: WhAt!
ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
Johnson sits on the chair with a confused look on his face.
Announcer: Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson... is a pimp!
Johnson: Yeah I know! I know what the ladies like.
Announcer: Ewwwwwwww... anyway, Johnson... is the leader of a Flip Music band!
Johnson: I was. But somehow, the band broke up when I came back form vacation.
Announcer: Is any of this a coincidence? Well, Johnson... is... RELATED TO OLLIE WILLIAMS!
Johnson: Who the hell is that?
Ollie: I'M OLLIE FOOL!
Johnson: OH MY GOD! YOUR THAT WEATHER GUY ON CHANNEL 5 ON FAMILY GUY!
Ollie: YEAH MAN!
Announcer: I knew they were borthers.
Johnson and Ollie: WE AIN'T BROTHERS FOOL!
Johnson: Well, We are borthers in our way.
Ollie: THAT'S RIGHT BOY!
Johnson: I AIN'T NO BOY FOOL!
Ollie: FOOL!
Johnson: FOOL!
Ollie: FOOL!
Johnson: FOOL!
Ollie: FOOL!
Johnson: FOOL!
Ollie: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
Johnson: A SISY BOY!
Ollie: AM NOT!
Johnson: ARE TOO!
Ollie: AM NOT!
Johnson: ARE TOO!
Ollie: AM NOT!
Johnson: ARE TOO!
Ollie: AM NOT!
Johnson: ARE TOO!
Johnson: ARE NOT!
Ollie: AM TOO! Oh Godammit.
Every universe in existence: (gasps)
Johnson: YOU TALKED NORMALLY!
Anouncer: JOHNSON... his name isn't actually Avery. It's Borris.
Johnson (now REALLY pissed off): JUST BECAUSE I HAD BOREN"S SYNDORME DOES NOT IT MEANS I HAVE A NAME THAT IS BORRIS!
Ollie: YEAH!
Johnson: Stay out of this.
Ollie: You want this dog?
Johnson: No Ollie.
Ollie: Did you order a pizza?
Johnson: No Ollie. I wish.
Announcer: Johnson... is a... DADDY!
Johnson: THAT IS IT FOOL! ( gets a Beam Rifle)
Ollie: YEAH! (hets a chainsaw)
Anouncer: And now you know... Johnson.
Ollie and Johnson: NO THEY DON'T FOOL!
They barge into the audio room and get ready to kill the guy.
Anouncer: Not again...
Johnson: What should he get, Ollie?
Ollie: HE GONNA GET IT!
Johnson: How's he gonna get it?
Ollie: HE GONNA GET IT GOOD!
Johnson: How good, brother?
Ollie: REAL GOOD, brother.
Well, that's done. Who's next? MIRANDA KEYES, that's who!