Disclaimer: Hey, wuzzup? This is Chocochip2000. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't own Teen Titans. Please feel free to flame, only because I need them to cook my breakfast. I do own Adriane and Lukane…. Just read this, okay?

ORDER OF STUFFED ANIMAL OWNERS

Thunder

Lukane

Terra

Hot Spot (He came back, saw it, and Lightning wanted his own place because Adriane said sarcasticly that last was best so he is second last.)

Lightening

Adriane: Hello? Is this thing on? Is this- it is? OH! Oh, okay, so ever since I joined Titans West, life has flipped. LITERALLY! I live in a far-away place. WAAAY far away from my friends and family. But I've still got Lukane. Even if he is my brother and he only likes stalking Terra 24/7. And Terra is my new friend here. And it is fun playing pranks with Thunder and Lightening. I've never been more creative.

But now… sigh I am on the top of a love octagon. For a stuffed animal, you see. Hey, don't get me wrong. I love stuffed animals. And I want all of them to be loved. I even donated mine to charity so they would have good homes and the kids would have hope. Okay, and now, if I could keep everyone together about the whole stuffed animal trauma, I would be A LOT happier.

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"WHERE IS SHE!" Thunder yelled out load. It was 10:00 in the morning, and it was Adriane's turn to cook breakfast. But GUESS WHAT! She wasn't awake.

"Give Adriane a break! She fought really hard last night!" Terra defended her.

The night before, they had all been fighting a monster attacking the park. It had gotten really gory for Thunder and Lukane, but Adriane saved the day! (Me: Girl power! WOO! XD!) She put a spell on it causing it to shrink to the size of the pea. She then handed it to Terra. Terra put the little monster on the ground, and before it could get away, she had SQUASHED IT! XD! Adriane looked fine for the next 5 minutes, but then, suddenly she turned gray within 5 seconds, swayed and fainted. Lukane explained the cycle of the Black cat's powers, and that since it was a full moon, Adriane could fight, but loose consciousness right after. Lightening agreed to carry her home, and she had been asleep ever since.

"Yeah, she saved your butt, Thunder." Hot Spot joked.

"AND SHE IS THE ONE HOLDING MICKEY!" Lightning screamed. Everyone looked over at him with raised eye brows. "…Not that's important…"

"You're right." Thunder sighed and reached for the refrigerator. "I'LL cook breakfast…"

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Terra, Lightening, and Hot Spot screamed and ran into front of the fridge to guard it.

The LAST time Thunder "cooked" breakfast, he had made kale juice, which looked delicious, but once they had their first taste, they spit it out on the floor. Thunder was disappointed at this because

He worked hard on it, and

It was his job to also clean the floors.

"I'll wake her up." Lukane got up and went into the Girls Boarding Wing. He came out with a black kitty snoozing in his arms. He threw the cat up and kicked it against the wall.

"Why you little…!" The cat morphed into a girl with straight black hair and chocolate brown eyes.

"It's 10:00." Lukane said. "Get your butt in gear."

Adriane started screaming at Lukane. And screaming. And screaming and screaming and screaming. And then she screamed some more about some off topic stuff until she went hoarse and stopped back into her room to get refreshed.

5 minutes later, Adriane was wearing black cargo pants and black, fitted, punk spaghetti strap shirt with an "A" on it and bleach spots, pink paint stains and it had been ripped with a seam ripper. And her hair was up in a loose pony tail so her bangs fell in her face.

"Oh, Addy, guess what?" Terra remembered.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" Adriane said dully, slouching.

"You have to give Thunder Mickey." Terra chirped.

"Okay…" Adriane sleepily walked to her room and came out with the pink rubber rabbit.

"THANK YOU ADRIANE!" Thunder thanked her gently grabbing the rabbit.

"Pfft. Whatever." Adriane sulked on the sofa and tried to sneak some sleep, but failed so she turned on the TV.

Lightning went up to Thunder and started begging for the toy, but Thunder resisted by using his powers to throw him across the room and into the trash can as a warning for him to back off.

"God, you don't have to get so homicidal." Lightning said.

"Lighting, get that tomato out of your ear." Adriane yawned changing the channel.

"I can't hear you." Lighting said sarcastically unhooking the tomato from his ear. "I have a tomato in my ear."

Two hours later…

"Lukane, can I have Mickey!" Lightning whined following her into her room "Can I! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!" Lightning took a deep breath. "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!"

"NO."

"Oh, come on!"

"The ANSWER IS NO! GOD! YOU IDIOT! ANNOY SOMEONE ELSE!" Terra said and put Mickey in a glass case in her room.

"…That's what you are doing?" Lighting's jaw dropped. "You're putting it ON DISPLAY!"

"Yeah, so?" Terra flopped on her bean bag chair and began reading the August/September 2005 issue Girls Life Magazine. "Oh, cool. Some girl named Messenger Cleo got her letter as Letter of the Month." (AN: That was me! XD!)

"Okay, Ms. Wise Gu- I mean GIRL! If you are just going to put Mickey on display, tell ME what to do."

"Go play a prank on Lukane with Thunder and Adriane?"

"Okay."

So Adriane, Thunder and Lighting Vaselined the toilet on Lukane and were chased around by him until Hot Spot got the toy.

So Lighting nagged Hot Spot for Mickey until two hours had passed he got it. Then he started singing for joy and using some really horrible disco dance moves to express his happiness. Then Adriane mentioned how he had used his first 30 minutes dancing and singing off key.

So Lightning went to his squeaking of Mickey.

He squeaked Mickey in the kitchen and entertainment room. And everyone's bedroom. And the bathroom and the garage and the elevator. And the hallways and all around town. Then he went on the roof and dribbled him like a basket ball and shot him threw the basket ball hoop. Or at least tried since he sucks at basket ball so much. Then he started using Mickey as a squeaky trampoline in front of the TV while everyone was watching Napoleon Dynamite. (AN: Rubber pink rabbits have amazingly wonderful durability.)

And then he went into Adriane's room (the one with the stereo system) and started playing The Wheels on the Bus soundtrack while throwing Mickey against the wall. (It made him squeak.) Then Adriane walked in and took Mickey because it had been 2 hours.

"Sorry, Lightning." Adriane sighed. "But it's been two hours."

"Can I have three more minutes?" Lightning asked.

"I already did. I let you have it for two hours and three minutes." Adriane sighed again. "And 54.2 seconds."

"CAN I JUST KEEP IT!" Lightning begged crying pitifully.

"Sorry, but you have to wait until tomorrow." Adriane sighed. "And it's 10:00. So go to bed."

"Okay, fine."

But that didn't mean Lightning was satisfied…

BY TA WAY… I will take some suggestions. BUT THEY HAVE TO BE SUPPA DUPPA FUNNY! Okay? OKAY PLEASE REVIEW I'M DESPERATE!