Konan's Red Moon
Chapter 2
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I nervously knocked on the door. Lol, I could here them arguing.
"Fucking open the goddamn door!"
"Wait, just a moment, un."
"STOP FUCKING EACH OTHER AND OPEN THE FRICKIN' DOOR!"
"Well, what are you doing?"
"Umm... I'm... cleaning..."
"Bull! Go and open the door!"
"Fuuuu-uuuck! Lazy bastards." Then Hidan opened the door. Deidara energetically waved at me, hitting Sasori on the nose.
"Owwww!" He yelled.
"Omk! I'm so sorry, un!" Hidan started cracking up. Sasori grinned. "Kiss it better?" Yeah... Long make-out sesh.
"So, the rules. They have to be in the dorm. They can't be illegal, like killing anyone or anything, or taking drugs or shit like that. Umm, you have two passes, but if you want to take a third one, you have to do everyone else's homework for the week. Okay, we'll go in a circle." Sasori said. Two passes. Scary.
"Okay, Konan first. Write this on Hidan's chest." Sasori said with a smirk, as he handed me a sheet of paper and a sharpie. Hidan started swearing. I slowly started writing what was on the paper. There! I stepped back to admire my work, 'I LIK APPULZ.' Hidan shot out a string of profanities. Sasori was literately rolling around on the floor, making sounds like a guinea pig in distress. "And...Heh, hehhhhh, guess what?... Eehhhh! Hoooo! We... Eheee... Have... Sw-sw-sw-eeeeeeehuhuhuhuh! Swimming! Hhhhhhhhhe! Uhoo! Tomorrow! Eeeeeeeh! Yahahahaha! Kami! Eeeeeeeh!" And Tobi was... Tobi.
"Okay, once when I was like, grade four, I went to my aunty's house and I saw a pad, I asked my aunty what it was, and she told me all about the menstruation cycle!" "Hahahahaha! Omk, that's so funny!" I laughed.
"Fuck yeah! That is hilarious!"
"Wow, poor you, un."
"What's the menstruation cycle?" The last one was Tobi. Everyone stared at Tobi and did a synchronised eye twitch. Finally Sasori spoke.
"Okay, Konan's turn."
"Deidara, truth or dare?"
"Dare, un."
"Deidara, I dare you to umm, run into the hallway and ask someone for a tampon." I said with a small giggle. "A ta-WHAT! Aww, you guys suck, un!" Hidan grinned. "Nuh uh. I don't suck, I blow, bitches." Deidara and I both hit him, me on the left and Deidara on the right. "Oy, da fuck was that for?!" "Man-whore!" Sasori said teasingly. Then the door opened.
"Man-whore? Oh you must mean Hidan, haha." Said a sexy, deep voice with a laugh.
"Lol, obviously. Hey, Pein."
"Shut up, you dick."
"Heeeey, Pein!
Pein? Wasn't he the guy outside Tsunade's office? Yeah, he was. "Hey, come sit and play truth or dare." He sat down next to me, and took a swig of lemonade.
"Hey, Konan."
Wow, up close he was even more good looking. And his eyes! Lilac with many rings, totally mysterious. "Hi, Pein." I said. "So, what's going 'round here?" Pein asked. Hidan grinned. "Konan dared Deidara to ask someone for a tampon."
"Aww, man, I hoped you forgot about that!"
"No such fuck!"
"Dude, it's no such luck, un! You swear too much."
"Haha, nice dare!"
A few minutes later, Deidara came in and threw a tampon at my head. I laughed and caught it, Hidan and Sasori were both rolling around and laughing. Pein laughed and fist bumped me.
"Pein's turn, un."
"Konan, truth or dare?"
I was not saying dare, after seeing what happened to Hidan and Deidara. "Truth." Pein thought of something, and said "Okay, do you have any piercings?" Strange question, but could've been worse. "I've got my lip pierced." I said, then showed them, Hidan whistled and Sasori whacked him. "Hey, don't go whistling at Pein's girlfriend!"
"Pein has a girlfriend?" Tobi asked. Sasori threw a pillow at him. "Konan is Pein's girlfriend. Duh! They look so cute together!" Really?! Fangirling! On the inside.
"Yeah, Pein and Konan should hook up, un!"
"What?! I've just met him! Oh, and I also have my ears pierced three times, but does that count?" Pein nodded. "Yeah, I've got like, six, no seven ear piercings."
"Look, they make such a cute couple, un."
"Tobi doesn't have any piercings!"
Another half an hour later, Hidan came up with an extremely awesome idea. (Note the sarcasm.) "This shit is gay! Let's play Truth or Dare without the truths! Fuck yeah!" I just came here, and I was probably gonna have to do some crazy-assed shit. Oh, sounds fun. "Hidan, I dare you to swap underwear with Konan, you know, since she's a girl and all, for five turns."
"Ohfuuuuuck... Fine." Thankfully (for Hidan) I wasn't wearing a g-string. Not like I do anyway. And thankfully (for me) Hidan was wearing boxers.
Damn, Hidan's underwear was giving me a major wedgie. The rest of the night quickly passed, and I made a mental note never to wear my orange Bonds undies ever again. Then we stopped playing truth or dare and started talking about what we wanted to be. "When I grow, up, ummm... Haha, when I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies... Actually, I've always wanted to start a band." I said. Yeah, a band would be cool. "I can sing. And I play... triangle. I can totally rock a triangle."
"Me and Dei can both play guitar, I play electric and Dei plays bass. He's so cute when he plays!" Sasori declared. "Really?" 'Dei' asked. "Of course!" Sasori said and kissed 'Dei' on the cheek. Pein grinned. "Cute, Dei."
"Shut up, only Sasori can call me that. But my guitar skills are AWESOME!" Deidara said with a grin. Sasori grinned an even bigger grin. "My guitar skills are AWESOMER!" Pein looked like the Cheshire Cat. "My guitar skills are the AWESOMEST! And my singing skills aren't too bad." "Wow, you guys are really cool."
"Tobi can sing as well!"
Hidan was staying very quiet, so I looked over to him and he was turning bright red. Like a tomato. Or a strawberry. Hidan the Strawberry. Awwww, cu-ute! Woops, mental blabbering. "Umm, Hidan are you okay?" I expected him to say something like 'Fuck yeah! Never been better, Slutcakes!' But he turned even more red, and spluttered "I can play the keyboard."
WHAT?!
"Omk, that's so cool!" I yelled and hugged Hidan.
[AN: Hidan looked like this O.O]
"Really, Slutcakes? You think that's cool?"
"Yup! Super duper! Awesomely cool! Whoo, we should call our band the Awesomely Cool... Peoples..." Yeah, not so much the last bit.
"Pfft! It should be called Pein is Awesome!"
"Call it Jashin-sama is the Fucking Best!"
"No way! Let's call it Deidara and the Bananas."
"Cute, but I was thinking Sasori's Angels!"
"Tobi and the Happy Party Crew!"
Then we all started laughing. Wow, I thought that my first day of school would be like, torture, but I've ended up with... One, two, three, four, five friends. Now we were laughing so hard we all just sat there, clapping like retarded seals.
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"Attention! All you maggots better get back to your dorms in five minutes! Lights out in ten, no shit, you hear me!" The PA system crackled. Pein sighed.
"Well, Konan, Tobi and Hidan had better be going. Anko's out tonight! Too bad Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu and Kakuzu couldn't come."
"Itachi said something about his family, Kisame works part time at the aquarium, Zetsu's in therapy and Kakuzu probably went to the bank, un. Or he went gambling."
"Fuck, but I was having fun! So, see ya guys tomorrow?"
"Yeah, see ya guys tomorrow?" I asked.
"Byeeeeee!"
"See ya, un."
"Bye!"
"Hmm? Oh, byeeee! Tobi has to go!"
I grabbed my keys and unlocked the door. Wonder who I'll be with? Hope she's not really ugly or annoying or a total biatch. The girl from my English class with the four ponytails was there. Thank Kami. Well, I hope. She smiled.
"Hi. You must be my roomie. I'm Takako. You can have the top bunk if you want, I like the bottom better." She was really pretty in a natural way. I nodded. "Hi, I'm Konan. Top bunk sounds good." I noticed that my black and fluoro pink suitcases are in the corner. Looks like Takako already unpacked. Well, I'll unpack tomorrow, I guess. Damn you, procrastination! I went to my biggest suitcase and pulled out a singlet, some pajama pants, a dressing gown and Yuki (my white teddy) Ken (my brown teddy) and Ai (my pale pink, magenta and fuchsia teddy) because I love my teddies and I felt bad leaving them at home. Plus, they're super kawaii! And who doesn't love teddies?
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Important stuff:
Takako- I was going to write Temari, but I need her later in the story, so that would be very awkward later on. Same with Naruto and Sasuke, so I'll just do the same thing.
Teddies- Yuki means snow, Ken means strong and Ai means love.