Unrealistic Dream (TouhouxUnchartedxPlayStation AllStars)

Main Chars. Mima and Nathan Drake

Just a meeting

"This is an," English dialogue

"This is a" Japanese dialogue

'This is a' thought

"It's just that simple? I just sign in and I'm in it?"

Nathan Drake raised his head and turned to look at the receptionist's desk, most of his sleepiness gone. He stifled a yawn and focused on what was happening close by. A green haired woman wearing a strange blue and white outfit was standing in front of the one on the desk. Along with a cape, a large blue cap and a strange item what seemed to be a staff ending on a crescent moon. From what Nathan could recognize, she was Japanese.

"Alright then! Ha, I'll have to thank Yukari for this. This is my first game since ten years," When the woman turned around that's when Nathan noticed that she had a ghost tail instead of legs. That didn't really surprise him.

"Another one from the magic faction?" whispered Nathan, watching the woman walk, no, float towards him. The woman seated herself on the seat beside him and began reading through the stacks of paper she held. Nathan sneaked a peek on the papers and noticed the ghost-girl held the pen in a strange angle.

"Miss, do you know how to use that object you're holding?" inquired Nathan, speaking her language. Once she looked up to him he made the motion of taking off a pen's cap. "You take off the tip thing on it then write what you need to write down."

The woman turned back to the pen and tried to copy the motion, the pen opening. "Oh? You speak Japanese? Finally, it's been awhile since I spoke like this," she began writing down the necessary information on her application. "Heh, just like the ink feather. You know, you look like an outsider that doesn't know my language. Mind if I ask how do you know?"

"I travel the world searching for treasures," Nathan pulled out his trusted firearm and showed it. "I'm also a skilled marksman."

The woman stared at the weapon for a moment before continuing on her application. "Nice to meet you. I'll have to start talking English then so I can speak more fluently. By the way, what's a Super ability? And the defeat limit?"

"Oh you write down what action you do and how you use it to defeat enemy combatants. You keep attacking enemies and try to earn Supers so you can defeat them. Of course there are rules on how you use it," Nathan recalled how he used his Supers. "The first one is supposed to be simple and should be able to take down one or two enemies. The second level Super should be able to take down all enemies in one go, but you should be able to dodge it. The third level is… well your enemies are basically dead. You can either kill them if you use it, transform the stage to your advantage, or undergo a transformation where you can kill them again and again."

"So I just keep hitting whoever's in front of me and try to earn these Supers to actually defeat them?" The ghost woman continued to write before stopping. Nathan only watched as she raised her application to him."How's these? Legit?"

Nathan stared at the application for a moment before reading though it. 'If she does get in the game it's a good idea to see her abilities' he thought before flipping the introduction page. He stopped at the ability list and began reading.

Super Level 1 – Skill Card 'Dragon Meteor' – Dashes forward with my staff. The first opponent hit would cause a small explosion that would knock out anyone that it reaches. Maximum distance is 4 metres before explosion occurs.

Super Level 2 – Bomb 'Master Spark' – Shoots out a beam of solar and light energy with tints of darkness, taking out anything it hits. Travels across the stage and goes straight.

Super Level 3 – Spell Card 'Danmaku' – White bats, blue orbs and thin beams will fill the entire area, stunning everyone they hit. Grows out her wings and can only deal melee attacks which are 2 hit kills.

"Ha, the third one looks like Evil Cole's Level 3," Nathan passed the application board back. "They're all creative and I think you're good to go. The directors would be handling your other attacks though. For balance issues,"

"Balance huh. What's your attacks?"

"Well, I have my assault rifle and pistol to use," Nathan held out his firearm for the woman to see. "And I'm also good at self-defense, so I'm not that bad. It's a pain to fight Cole though since using projectiles against him is difficult,"

The woman nodded in comprehension and began writing again. "You know if you use that firearm, you wouldn't last long on my world. All of specialize in dodging projectiles too,"

"That's what they all say," Nathan sighed as he holstered his weapon. "Cole was the only one that said I was skilled. So he's the only one that wasn't surprised when I was in the top four of the Battle Royale. But he was still the person that defeated me. By the way, do you know what to write down on the Stage Mashup?"

The woman simply handed out the application back to Nathan.

Stage Mashup – Scarlet Devil Mansion

Normal flat stage with no ends.

Hazards listed:

Gatekeeper - Beware of Gatekeeper near the gates in the middle. She will randomly deal melee attacks in her sleep. Will continue to sleep throughout the time.

The Beast – Will randomly appear later in the stage. Will throw large fireballs at players too close to the edge. Once or twice will make the players levitate, forcing them to fight while floating.

Vampires – One vampire in the air would float in the stage after The Beast appears. Will throw large red energy spears at The Beast which would be sent towards the stage. Spear is dangerous to players but easy to dodge.

Another vampire would appear in the air and attack The Beast. Time to time points at players and will be marked. If they don't move fast enough, will explode and be stunned by the vampire's eye breaker.

Events: Beast would appear 45 seconds after the starting point. Will be defeated 180 seconds after game point and fall out of the background. Vampires would continue to watch players.

Non-moving Stage

"Vampires under the sun? Well they seemed more powerful than the ones I've watched about," Nathan felt an involuntary shiver as he recalled a certain movie. Considering that after Kratos watched it and he went on a rampage throughout the theater, he doubted it was a good idea to watch it. "Oh, just write down your name there and give that application to me. I'll give it to the receptionist,"

"Oh that's silly of me to forget to write down my name," she finished writing and handed the application board to him. "By the way what's your name? Is there a place that no one really minds to be damaged?"

"Name's Nathan Drake. The outside parking lot doesn't have any vehicles today. You can fight someone there," Nathan answered. He got up and walked towards the receptionist, examining the application board. "Lady Mima? Evil spirit? I never head of Touhou Project before but she seems powerful enough to be here," Nathan muttered as he handed the application board to the receptionist. He turned around and came face to face with Mima. The evil spirit's eyes seemed to glow yellow as she twirled her staff.

"Then you're going with me," Mima stated with a smirk. "You're going to get me to fight someone."

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I have an idea regarding Play Station All Stars. I felt like I should make one before the game starts so yeah... And a crossover idea. I might actually make a non-crossover fic soon. But not now.

Unrealistic Dream is made with Mima in her new job in the Play Station All Stars cast and her want to thwart an invasion. No this is just a simple meeting idea. I know that Mima is not going to be in the PS3 game since she's not in the PS3. Say what you think.

Say what you want about these ideas.

I don't own Touhou or PSASBR or Uncharted. They're all owned by their respective owners.

PS. Looking for a Beta Reader