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Severus Snape

He had known for a long time now that the only thing that could possibly define things that happen at Hogwarts was one word; strange. He hadbenn there for just a few years under 20 and it was all still as strange as the first day.He was usually ready for things that happen at Hogwarts in some way. But even though he new that he would hyave never been prepared for Harry Potter to come in, flick his wand at him and, run for the hills.It only took him a fraction of a second to realize exactly what the idit had done. When he did, he started chaseing his ass down for takeing his wand, robes, and shirt.

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