Here is the second chapter! Hope you like it! And remeber if you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all

Disowner: Stephanie meyer owns all the character, but the plot line is ALL mine!

Alice, Clubbing, Edward, Bathroom

SHIT.

That was the only thing going through my head. I told Alice this had been a terrible idea! Arg why does no one ever listen to me! Wait, I have to say something I'm just staring at him like an idiot, but I am! Okay and now I'm talking to myself, isn't that like the first sign of insanity?

A hand is moving forwards and backwards in front of my face maybe I should respond. Okay here goes nothing.

"Bella? BELLA? Can you hear me, this is Alice to space craft Bella," Alice being Alice.

"What wrong with her? She hasn't moved in a while, you think she got a concussion?" wow thanks Edward for making me feel like a bigger moron.

"´Her´ is right in front of you and can you please get out of the way I have better things to do that sit here and have jerkward questioning my sanity," I snapped at Edward and walked up the stairs to the pink door that said "Alice". I had a few minutes to realize how bitchy I was. Well he deserved it, he was the asshole. I mean if he told me he was going to move I would be depressed and miss him like crazy. I would show I cared, I would even tell him how much I really care about him.

After a few minutes Alice opened the door. "OMG please tell me I did not just make that scene up!" she squealed. She wasn't going to yell at me for being a bitch to her brother? THANK GOD

"Wait a sec, your okay with me acting like an ice queen to your brother? And did you think it was funny that I banged into your freaking front door?"

"Sure he deserved it, I mean if Jazzy acted like Edward I would've already slapped him across the face or something. And yes, your face was soo funny I thought I was going to wet myself. Hey, you guys were best friends with him right? Soooooo best friends have secrets if you really want to get back at him that you should "by accident" spill one of them!" Was she for real? I mean I don't have an older brother or anything but I would hate it if someone would go all bitchy on them.

"You know that I won't ever spill his secrets no matter how much he deserves it." I loved him too much to do that, I know it's stupid but I can't help it. He trusted me with all his secrets and I would never go so far as to tell people them.

If the one that you love is hurting you the most, what do you do?

"Come on Bella, you need night out. There is this club that just opened and I so happen to know the owner. I'm going to dress you up super hot, and make Eddie-Kins jealous." And that is where the Club preparing disaster starts.

It took Alice TWO freaking hours to do my hair and add another hour for my make-up. In between I even did a little nap. Then she walked into her walk-in-closet that was bigger than my room, to find me the perfect outfit. She walked out with a skin tight blue dress that would barely cover my ass.

"I am NOT wearing that Alice! You can't make me!" I yelled at her running out of her room in only my bra and underwear. I ran to the closest bathroom and locked myself in it. I was only when I sat down on the side of the tub that I realized in what a terrible situation I was. I un-intentionally ran into Edward bathroom. CRAP. Here I was with barley anything on in the bathroom of the love of my life! Why does my life need to get so messed up? Better question why the f*ck is Edwards bathroom so close to Alice's room? What the hell am I going to do now? Can this get even more embarrassing? …I just had to jinx my luck.

Knock…Knock…Knock…."Hey is someone in there?" God please kill me now! Edward was on the other side of the door trying to get in. Why did he have to come NOW? I mean its like 7pm isn't he supposed to be somewhere?

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN, get your lingerie covered body back inside of my room so that you can wear the sexy outfit I picked out for you." SHIIIIIIIT, please tell me she did not just scream that while Edward was standing next to her!

"NOOO never, you will never get me, I will stay here for all eternity if I have to!" I yelled back.

"Bella, can you please get out of my bathroom? I kind of want to shower" Edward velvet voice said. OMG, did he have to mansion him showering. If there's a god out there he most REALLY hate me. Again two emotions arose; the first one was embarrassment the other anger. Who did he think he was? His sister is torturing me, not to mansion because of him.

"Fuck of jackhole!" I screamed back at him.

"Alice, what the heck is a jackhole?" He whispered to Alice, but the doors are so thin in the house that I could hear everything.

"Duh Edward, it's a jackass and an asshole put together!" Alice blurred out while laughing. Alice found this situation funny did she? What is wrong with her?

I ignored them and started looking around the bathroom; I was pretty familiar with it. Edward and I had sleep overs all the time. (We were best friends and our parents knew nothing was going to happen between us.) There on the ground was one of Edward button down shirts. I picked it up and put it on. If I was going to go outside the door, I would do it with the shirt on to cover some of me up. The shirt was like a dress to me and it was comfy, two super points.

"Isabella if you don't get out here now, Edward with break the door in!" Alice said so loud I'm pretty sure the neighbors heard.

"Okay, okay I'm coming out! Don't have to get your panties in a knot." I opened the door and felt pretty confident, I knew that I didn't have a bad body and me in only his shirt didn't make me look to bad either. As I opened the door I saw Edward looking at me, more like staring. HE WAS CHECKING ME OUT! I took a step outside of the bathroom, flipped both Alice and Edward of, and kept walking. I could feel Edward's eyes on me the whole way to Alice's room.

Once in Alice's room I locked the door and put on the damn dress and the heels she put out. There was simply no way to win against Alice.

"Come on Bella we need to leave or we'll be late!"…Alice was sooo hyper, how'd she do that?

"Coming!" I slowly made my way to the door in the death traps Alice likes to call heels. I opened the door and Edward was once again staring at me. He wasn't allowed to look at me like that! He doesn't care about me! Arg boys are so frustrating/irritating/annoying! I once again flipped him of as I made my way to Alice's Porsche.