Hey I updated because I had an idea. I hope Japanese people don't get offended by this because I'm really mean to Japan. It was not meant to be offensive, only to be funny since... Japanese people invented the word Yaoi and...
Once again, Hi, I am Shinatty, the most hated "animal" in the world.
I am not only hated by you fangirls, I am also hated by my... um... I guess my roommates? By "roommates", I mean "my boss's so called younger brothers and sisters", but I didn't say it that way because why? I am too fucking cool for that! :) Well back to the topic, why am I hated? Because everyone in this family is slightly (highly?) incestuous and every one wants to screw China except for Macau, he's my favorite, the only one that I didn't catch realizing...um... weird fantasies.
You want an example? Sure, I'll give you one:
On Yao's birthday, his brother, Hanaa or "Mongolia" brought over some fresh goat milk as a present. We each got a cup of goat milk (which tasted more like goat "piss" than "milk") and everything was alright... until Kiku finished his milk.
Oh Kiku, in case you didn't know, that's the physical representation of Japan. The general impression for him is shy and humble, but HECK you don't know how wrong you are! That kid (feels weird calling Kiku that when he is easily 2000 years my senior) is the physical representation of a WHOREHOUSE! He literally has sex with AT LEAST 7 different people A WEEK, including sometimes his siblings... How do I know, well whose room do you think is right above mine? Give you a hint: it begins with a K.
Moving on! So Kiku finished his milk. He moved to straddle Yao's lap, and begged (seductively): "Yao nii-chan, I want your milk..." I didn't get what the "milk" is until Kiku moved down and muzzled Yao's inner thighs. Scarred for life? Nah, not after being raped by my boss...
"Ki...Kiku!" hissed Yao (at first) harshly, "You are not supposed to do this to your mother (pun intended) in public!"
"But...I'm so thirsty, onii-chan..." Begged, or rather moaned Kiku. "I really want your milk..."
You can imagine the others facial expression when seeing this. This awkward situation lasted for a precious minute before Korea came over. You fangirls have a pretty good opinion about Korea, so I don't have to explain anything, right? Just for a recap, he claims random body parts and is obsessed with Kimichi. He came over and started rubbing Yao's groin, IN PUBLIC! To make things worse he stated calmly: "I will be the one to drink his milk. In fact, I'll suck it all dry."
"You can lick it all dry, but I'll make him produce more." Smirked Kiku.
"You two, don't do this in public!" scolded Yao, but you can see his face getting redder and his legs slowly splitting itself apart. Xiang (Hong Kong) and Wan (Taiwan) came over to join in "the fun, leaving Hanaa alone with Aomen (Macau).
"Gege likes girls better, right?" Wan innocently smiled because adding "so I should be the one to suck him dry..."
"No, I'll do it because I have the best technique" interrupted Xiang with a stoic expression, "I'll first lick the tip then move to the bottom before engulfing it entirely...(Rated 18 stuff)"
While Xiang is blabbing about his "technique", I found Korea unzipping Yao's pants.
I couldn't take it anymore! I picked Yao's cup up and yelled: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE ITS JUST MILK!" as for the milk, it is now living with the bamboo plant.
To make sure no one is going to stain my eyes again, I sat on Yao's lap (like he always forces me to do) and crossed my arm with a grim expression.
After this Shinatty officially became the most hated person in the Asian family.
So, how was it? This won't be updated regularly, just something for my and your fun. About my other story, I'm really trying to squeeze in the time but I'm in serious writer's block... Thats why I wrote this to relax myself. Well thank you for reading my humble fanfiction.